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| "I sort of feel like raping you." - Daniel S. "Yeah, well you're the square root of gay!" - Aaron F. "Gwen Stefani's armpit mole is so unattractive." - Me. "Never let anyone finger you. Just say, 'get your fingers out of my cunt!' It's dumb, it doesn't work; you won't get off. So just don't do it." - Summer B. "And then I smelled like cheerleader." - Hal B. after trying out for basketball cheerleading. "The cat blood mixed with the bloat good..." - Mr. Sanetti reading Hal's curiosity picture. Wilson M: "Now I only have 3 classes left." Mr. Sanetti: "So does everyone else..." Wilson M: "... I guess that was a pretty stupid statement." "I don't want to be a nice old lady. I want to be the old lady that puts razor blades in the apples." - Deana V. "Why would you not eat pie, you bitch?" - Mr. Sanetti's dactylic dimeter - spondicmonometer poem. "Hey... that guy stole my wallet." - Saul M. Amy G: "He's sticking his hand in my buttcrack!" Tyler H: "HE DOES THAT TO YOU TOO?!" "Watch my stream of justice." - Saul M. "I don't love you, I love Amy." - Saul M. after he came at me naked. "He was attempting to perform stunts on his wheelchair, and fell off of the Empire State Building." - Daniel S. on Christopher Reeve's death. "I'm making a house because news said house burns down all the time." - Tyler H. "Fuck my language." - Aaron F. "I'm wetter than a whore's vagina." - Jake K. "I'm blending, I'm blending. Oh no my blender's broken!" -Missy H. Aaron C: "You're extremely Catholic, yet you masturbate all the time." Pat J: *shifty eyes* "Yeah, you should keep it...down a bit." "I WILL NOT SUCK MY OWN PENIS!" - Dan R. during lunch. *Jake playing GTA III* Tim H: "Why don't you get out of the car for a sec?" *Exits car* GTA III: "MISSION FAILED." "Sold out my ass! No, really, they're sold out of my ass." - Aaron F. Aaron F: "You know that Mrs. Denure is pregnant?" Lynette M: "How do you know that?" Aaron F: "BECAUSE I DID IT!" Mr. T: "I'm gonna die if I don't eat." Lee R: "That... generally happens... when you don't eat." "Someone that big just can't evaporate." - Chris N. on Nikki W. Everyone: "AARON!" Aaron F: "What now?" Me: "We need you for this little bit." Aaron F: "Fine." Me: "Scene 1, Take 1." Aaron F: "Hey you slacker punks, here's your crappy show you don't like." Aaron F: "Oh my God, I forgot to get a milk! Nooooooo... now I'm thirsty..." Jason B: *looks at his drink* "Ohh...I don't think I can finish this...no wait, yes I can." "I'll be your friend if you play with my Shenis" - Me. Coleman F: "You want a piece of me?" Hal B: "Coleman, nobody wants a piece of you." "It's not healthy to have a crush on your dad." - Hal B. after I said I wanted to trade my dad for Mikey Welsh. "Brian is a sexy little beast." - Jake K. on Brian Bell. "Screw the handle." - Hal B. telling Greg G. and Angy R. what to do with the camera. "That's clear. As clear as my urine." - Greg G. "NOBODY LOOKS AT MY BITCH!" - Amy G. after a prep looked at Julia C. "EWWW! FEMININE DISCHARGE!" - Aaron C. |