Welcome to the official Mr. Buttons website.  Mr. Buttons is a mild mannered college student by day, under the alias of Bryan Buck.  At night, he is the epitome of all that is evil and unholy.  Using his TI-89 graphing calculator to perform black magic is just the beginning.  Each night he strives to slay his arch nemesis, Ryan O'Connor, and performs ritual sacrifices of 12 year old virgins to the Dark Lord to boost his demonic power.  Eventually, Mr. Buttons will succeed in defeating his arch nemesis, and with no one standing in his way, take over the world.

MR. BUTTONS

wants your soul

Mr. Buttons:  The birth of a villain Mr. Buttons originated as "Fancy Buttons".  The story behind that is at Houghton College, the calculus classes use TI-83's, but my high school used the TI-89's.  My calculator does by the push of a button what everyone else has to memorize formulas for.  During lab one week, it was mentioned that I was nothing without my "Fancy Buttons".  Through the rest of the day, the nickname changed from "Fancy Buttons" to "Mr. Buttons". Ryan O'Connor:  The birth of an arch nemesis One night at dinner, I sat at a table with Ryan O'Connor, and I was introduced as "Mr. Buttons."  The next morning at breakfast, we passed each other on the stairs, and he said to our friend, Ryan Cella, that I look like an arch nemesis.  Since then, we have been mortal enemies.  His head can be seen in gripped in my left hand in the picture of Mr. Buttons. Black Magic and Virgin Sacrifice Mr. Buttons has demonic powers because of a high school math teacher named Mr. Butnor.  He taught his students a method for taking integrals that he entitled "Black Magic".  I wasn't in that class, but a friend was who taught me.  Since then, I have taught my friends in my calculus class at college the same method.  I told them sacrificing a twelve year old virgin was an important part of the whole black magic deal, if you want to get the right answer.