The Boy
Adam Ross Ohler, My little brother
One down home hero poses galiantly beside his rig.
He is a Lifesaver.  An EMT.  Pray you never need his help.
What a hunk!  All you women out there better watch yourselves!
For the ladies...

One bad mutha-
(shut your mouth!)
But I'm just talkin' 'bout Adam!

Here he stands ready to rescue those in need.  He's a lifesaver...  A fire fighter...  An EMT...  He's a player...  A lover...  A chickenass...
He's here to jump start your heart!
Just like his big bro...  a geek
Awww yeah...
Hmm...  The comforts of a cozy love pad.  Here he is in the sex nest, grinning coyly at all you girls out there.  Think you ladies have what it takes to tame this savage beast?
It just isn't right...  How can an EMT be such a heartbreaker?
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