My Old Man, Brian Ohler, and his Midlife Crisis.  Here he does his impression of a bikini model...
Pad (short for Padre)
Pad and Toaster posing for your viewing pleasure
Dad's Audi A-4 1.8litre Turbo
The Midlife Crisis
    This is my old man Brian.  He lives in the town of Vernal, Utah, where he is the Chemical Supervisor at the Deseret owned power plant in Bonanza.  This is a job that closeley resembles the one held by Homer Simpson.  You ask:  What is the difference between Pad and Homer?  I believe it to be that Homer drinks much more beer.  At any rate, this man is now single.  If there are any swingin' chicks out there in the Vernal area interested in a good time, or even just wanting to take a vulnerable middle-aged man's money, this is your man!
A dog and his human
Pad sponsors only the finest coffee and drinks it in only the best of Casino Mugs
Brian Ohler endorses Cheese Bread with spokesmodel Adam
Two wild and crazy guys
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The Boy, Cheesebread, and Coffee Cup not included.
Some assembly required.
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