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| The Midlife Crisis | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| This is my old man Brian. He lives in the town of Vernal, Utah, where he is the Chemical Supervisor at the Deseret owned power plant in Bonanza. This is a job that closeley resembles the one held by Homer Simpson. You ask: What is the difference between Pad and Homer? I believe it to be that Homer drinks much more beer. At any rate, this man is now single. If there are any swingin' chicks out there in the Vernal area interested in a good time, or even just wanting to take a vulnerable middle-aged man's money, this is your man! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| A dog and his human | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| Two wild and crazy guys | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| For information on where to get your own cardboard cut-out Pad, fill out the Feedback Form with attached SASE and a check or money order for $49.95 payable to Instant Endorsement International. The Boy, Cheesebread, and Coffee Cup not included. Some assembly required. |
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