Toaster, the "Bumpy Monkey."

Entering the golden dog-years of his life, Toast is getting a little slow.  Arthritis, senility, and outright laziness have taken their toll.  Yet back in his day, Toaster was the Regional Heavyweight Fetching Champion for the Four Corners States.  Lightning fast and driven by a sharp, one-track mind, this fine athlete was seen by some as a loose cannon -- once he even jumped from the edge of a cliff into the cold lake below just to fetch the dummy.  Fetching great Woofers "The Pooch" MacFluffy was once quoted as saying "Toaster is simply unbelievable!  I'd play butt sniffer to The Bumpy Monkey any day!" Then, in the early '90's, the hard times struck.  The Bumpy Monkey's sudden shot to fetching stardom was often too much for even the best Labradore to handle, and Toaster quickly developed a ravenous addiction to pigshit.  Almost ending his career and even driving his owner's family apart, his pigshit problem was at one time so great that even the freshest piles couldn't satisfy his cravings.  Toaster was eventually arrested after a suspected assault on a Chevrolet and plead guilty, opting to take pigshit rehab over hard time at the Uintah County Animal Corrections Center. Toaster still resides with his life long owner Brian R. Ohler in the town of Vernal, Utah, where he barks at things that may or may not be out the back doors of their quaint country home -- his pigshit problem finally behind him.

"Poopie"

Toaster's Golden Years

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