Neta Phillips, the greatest SLB I've ever had.
Neta
Also known as the Dark Princess of All Evil and Not-Niceness, Neta is a Pseudo-Vegatarian master and SLB of the year.

Currently pursuing her degree in Computer Science Engineering at Arizona State University, she is an avid lover of technology and is often seen pillaging through the isles of Fry's Electronics like a kid in a candy store.

She is an Aquarius born in the Year of the Dragon, and points with her feet.

Neta is also bi-lingual and speaks near-fluent Bastardized Spanish.

Be aware that Neta is superior.  Why is this?  Because she is smug, that's why!  (her exact words)
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Neta with Flo the Camero after a long drive in the snow
This girl is the best person to ask when seeking directions to the nearest Circle K.  Why?  Because she's a Coke-Head and always needs a fresh Thirst Buster filled to the brim with ice cold, refreshing Coca-Cola.
Neta poses with the Big Gay Dad (Seen on the Homefries page as Pad)
Neta's Tiny Little Web Page