"He's like a Kebler elf, like, he should make shoes for santa! I'm like a fott and a half taller than him! He's tiny!" (talking about Dez)
"I love old shit. I'm all in to cheesy, new wave, fuckin' love it all"
"If he (Meegs) pulled down his pants you would see King Kong"
"Are you Meegs's boyfriend?- And I say yes all the time"
"Who the hell is Enrico?"
"It looks like a cock ring, and its pretty goth"
"Does Meegs get the ladies?-yeah yeah Does Meegs drive the Mercades?-no no"
"I'd fuck him. I'd go down under! But he needs to eat more, cause if i fucked him I'd break him" (talking about Daniel Johns of Silverchair)
"Its a little to surfy for my tastes. I dont surf much."
"That'd be good if you smoked weed"
"With a friendly sheep on the edge of a cliff in Scotland. They've got to be on the edge so that they cant run away, but the best thing a bout it is, they're desperately backing up onto you- It fits great!"
"I know i thought I was big, but he'd Goliath!" (talking about meegs)
"I have nightmares I dont have dreams"