by Kitty S

NOTE: mention of 'In the line of duty' Remember people... it's AU!!!

Sam's POV

I can't believe how fast these weeks have gone by; we really did try to find the spy. Though it was hard for us to interview and review records and keep tabs on some people, we just didn't find any evidence of any of them being a traitor. So now I'm walking down the corridors on my way to see Janet, and I can see the annoying-I-wear-suits-and-I-get-paid-more-than-you agents snooping around, asking questions, looking *dumb*.

Ah, there she is, my girl. My friend... the women I can trust with anything. "Janet! Did you go out to lunch today?" Please say yes, please say yes, please say yes...

"Yes I did." YES! She did!

I cleared my throat... Isn't that the universal sign for getting someone's attention, giving a hint... or getting gunk out of your throat? "Did you get me anything?" Play innocent and sweet, doesn't always work, but never hurts to try. Too bad I can't play the whole 'Daddy you're the best' line right before you ask for money.

She rolled her eyes at me, and shook her head. That means something, it means, 'Yeah I got it you big doof'. I think I can read minds too. "You know, too much chocolate is bad for you." Once a doctor, always a doctor. Yeah, yeah, hand it over.

Ooohhh, yum, she got me dark chocolate. "I love you. Thanks!" Wait wait wait. Samantha Carter! Turn your body around instantly and give your dear friend a hug! "You're the best Jan." Rub her back a bit, a little squeeze, done! The best friend hug is what I call it.

*Sg-1 to the briefing room*

Ah crap, every time I have chocolate, I need to go into that room. And there’s always bad news! Once again, I stuff the golden candy down my pocket.

My, my, we meet once again agent snob. I guess this meeting is about the alleged spy. God, everyone looks sad, I hope it isn't someone we were close to.

“Major, we found some disturbing evidence against you.” Blink, blink. Gasp, frown, and look around. You’re kidding, joking, playing around. Ok guys, in order to play ‘April fools’ it has to be April. You’re going to confuse Teal’c.

So no joke huh. “Sir?” It’s not called playing stupid when you really don’t know what’s going on.

“Major, we found these files in your computer and a zat in your locker. How are you going to explain that?” Listen Mr.Too-much-hair-gel, who gave permission to dig through my stuff anyway?

“He was investigating your quarters with my authorization.” Hammond? Oh, okay…

My turn to talk. *AHEM* “Sirs, I don’t know how those things got into my computer. Or why there is a zat in my locker. And anyway, what in the world would I do with them? Sell it and get caught?” Am I making my point here now? Try this on for size. “What about the security cameras, did they show any indication of me doing this?”

“The tapes are missing.” Now how did I know that? Jack I swear, if you of all people believe this gag, I’m going to chop off your family jewels. “Carter, we’ve been to your house.” Jack stated.

“*My* house? You searched my house.” Unbelievable. “Next you’re going to tell me that I have various alien technology lying around my bed.” What’s that look on your face Jack? You’re serious. No way. Lift an eyebrow Sam, it’s a lifting an eyebrow moment. Sigh. I guess I really can read minds.

“Carter, just tell us the truth.” You’re crapping all over me! ‘Tell you the truth?’ Keep your cool Sam, they’ll find the right person soon and realize they were wrong and kiss your ass for the rest of your life for doubting you.

“Apparently you guys already came to your conclusions.” I whispered. Why do I have to sound so defeated. Could it possibly be because my loving friends just stabbed my back? God, I’m so smart.

Oh look, there’s a nice looking lad walking towards me with shiny handcuffs. Darn, they don’t match my outfit. “Um, Sam?” Daniel? Read my mind. Please? “I’m sorry.” Really Danny? For what? Sam, if you let that tear fall I’ll kill you.

The brig looks different from the last time I was in here. This time I can’t do the ‘But I had an alien parasite embedded in my brain.’ All I have now is time and this wonderful chocolate bar melting in my pocket. I sat on my cot, propped my legs up, and unwrapped the candy.

The situation sucks, all I can hope for is that they’ll come to their senses. Till then, bon appetite.