Title: A Hallmark Moment
Author: Goddess Michele
Date: Dec. 22, 2003
Pairing: M/Sk
Spoilers: just Dreamland, for one second
Rating: PG-13 
Beta: I am my own worst beta!
Disclaimer: C.C., Fox and 1013 own them, I'm just
borrowing them for fun, not profit, and I promise to
return them only slightly bruised, but in that good
'thank you sir and may I have another?' way.
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Archive: put it wherever you like, including atxf and
SM, just leave my name on it.
Summary: 986 words for the XOK 155-310 Word (or More,
or Less) *I Want to Believe* Festive Season Fic
Challengeóthanks, Amanda!
1) Someone/thing from the X-Files! M/Sk
2) reference to a holiday: Christmas
3) Reference to your favorite episode (feel free to
make it
obscure!): Dreamland
4) The word *red.*  Or *white.* *Green?*; and gold
too!
5) Mention of one (or more) of the following: 
take-out food, cookie/s, flight/flying, fish,
libations, soy: got 'em all!
Author's note: Merry Christmas to you all, dear
friends, and remember, the coffee's always on!  


The first thing Walter Skinner noticed when he entered
his apartment was the picture of the two of them that
Scully had taken last summer. Oddly enough, it was
framed and prominently displayed on his convenient gun
table next to the door. Tied to the back of the frame
was a gold satin cord. Shucking off both trench coat
and suit jacket, he hung them over the eight ball on
the coat rack, remembering how Mulder had insisted he
keep the odd piece of furniture, claiming that he
didn't want it turning into some frat boy love nest
accessory like the rest of his apartment had.

Skinner didn't press for details.

His eyes tracked the cord from the back of the frame,
down the side of the table and across the carpet to
the bookshelf. From there, the rope snaked up the
shelf and was double wrapped around the fish tank,
almost obscuring the tetras' view of the Christmas
tree in the far corner of the room.

It was Christmas Eve, and Fox Mulder had apparently
gone mad.

An exhausting day of too much coffee, too much
paperwork, too many meetings and not enough rest just
so he could take Christmas day off had Skinner simply
shrugging and opting to go along with whatever odd
flight of fancy had taken his lover this time.

Careful not to trip over the cord, Skinner carried the
picture over to the fish tank, liking the way the
shiny satin felt on his fingertips. Only after he had
set the frame down on the shelf did he see that the
cord continued its journey beyond the fish.

Intrigued now, Skinner tracked the satin rope over to
the small bar next to the dark green Christmas tree
decorated with small red lights and gold and white
ornaments, and found the next knot was around a
stuffed sheep, sitting suspiciously next to a tumbler
with two fingers of scotch poured into it.

Skinner found himself grinning foolishly as he drank
the scotch and squeezed the plush animal just hard
enough to trip the mechanism inside it; A sped up
music box version of "We Wish You A Merry Christmas"
came out of the lamb.

And the cord carried on its odd path through the room.

Skinner finished his drink, stepped carefully over the
cord, and followed its progress up the stairs.

On the landing, the cord was knotted tightly around a
small pink plastic horse with an impossibly long mane
and huge 'I'm cute gotta love me' eyes.

Skinner hadn't risen to his position in the FBI on
good looks aloneóa skilled investigator, he was
beginning to piece together the clues.

A half table next to the bedroom door, the twin to the
one at the front door, held the next items, also
attached to the cord, and Skinner paused here,
frowning and curious. 

Two of the ugliest creatures Ty had ever created for
their Beanie collection were tied to the cord by their
feet. Skinner had seen them once before, on one of his
fruitless hunts for the ever-elusive Ty Beanie Fox
with Brown Tummy, and he had thought they might be
sandpipers, or roadrunners, or maybe even kiwis. He
had never investigated the matter further.

Just as he was about to chuck his current theory, he
noticed that Mulder had conveniently left a pocket
Audubon guide next to the birds. A page was book
marked with the menu from their favorite Chinese take
out restaurant. 

As he opened the book and removed the menu, he
remembered the fortune he'd received in his cookie
last time they'd ordered in; "May you live in
interesting times." Then he remembered how the salty
taste of soy sauce had mingled with the flavor of his
lover, and another grin creased his lips, making this
two in one evening, and he chalked it up to holiday
spirit.

The book told him all about the nesting habits of
egrets, and the cord continued under the closed
bedroom door.

Hesitating only for a fraction of a second, Skinner
eased the door open.

He didn't care where Mulder had found a life sized
fake moose head. He didn't take time to examine it
closer. He didn't want to know if the antlers were
authentic. He simply moved the Beanie birds down to
number two on the ugliest list, and offered up his
third smile of the night to Fox Mulder.

His lover was lying on his side on the bed, the shaded
soft light from the nightstand making his bare skin
glow like burnished gold and his hair shine with soft
cinnamon highlights. There was a gleam in his eyes,
and a jaunty red Santa cap on his head.

"And a hippo gnu deer," he said, holding his arms out
to Skinner.

The End.

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