We'll start with a bit about me, the author of this site; The Book of Omega. I am a 20 year old American university student who currently resides at Bowling Green State University. I was born to a military family and currently reside in probably the most boring place in the country. It's a flat plain of ice for 3/4 of the year, with winds averaging speeds of about 35 mph, which should explain to you part of the reason or this page's existance (sheer boredom + freeze your balls off cold + high wind which makes cold even colder = cabin feaver).

And now for an explanation of the page itself. This is just a collection of random stuff that me or my friends say/do that that I find funny and wish to keep a record of. Some are from chat programs*, real life, or in the case of things like plague of the flying fildmans, stuff (RPGs or add-a-line stories) from forums I go to.

My current online identities: MOF Omega X, CK Omega X*, Zamtor the giant evil flying fiddler crab, and formerly Odin the Penguin (though someone else that I know of is also Odin the Penguin, so it's probably not me as I don't use odin much because of this other person's infraction)

*(CK Omega X is me...in case any of you couldn't figure that out...yes I've had people not capable of figuring that out before from forums I go to)

If you wish to contact me, e-mail xnamtab at aol.com. I'm not gonna post my e-mail addy; in a conventional sense; on a yahoo/geocities page because I don't want total bot spammage.

















































Copyright stuff: Everything on here is copyright of Me (MOF Omega X) unless I note otherwise. Book II: Alpha is various rantings by one of my friends, who shall remain nameless for now. Omega symbol on main page is also my work, but most of the images I have on here were gotten from other sources so are rightfully the property of their respective owners.