Book I: Omega
Ravings of a certifiable lunatic
Miscellaneous stuff by MOF Omega X
(Unless otherwise noted)
I. Omega’s Laws of Forum Posting
(for the Rounghecks Forum)
(* directly from Murphy’s Laws of Combat)
1. You are not Rod (except Rod of course).
2. If it's stupid but works, it gives everyone something to laugh at.
3. When in doubt, empty your magazine.*
4. Never share a thread with anyone braver than you are.
5. Never forget that your forum is made by the lowest bidder.
6. If your thread is staying on-topic, it's an ambush.
7. No thread survives first contact intact.
8. All 5-second thread fuses burn down in 2 seconds.
9. Try to look unimportant because the ImC might have the scythe.
10. If you are off thread topic, the artillery will fall short.
11. The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack.*
12. The important things are always simple.*
13. The simple things are always hard.*
14. The easy way is always mined.*
15. If you are short of everything except insanity, you are in the RN Forum.
16. When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the white-coats.
17. Friendly fire isn't.*
18. If the enemy is in range-SO ARE YOU! (And everyone is within range of Rod)
19. No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.*
20. Posts that must be together to work usually can't be shipped together.
21. Windows will fail as soon as you need to post desperately.
22. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.*
23. Make it tough for others to win the Funnest Game ever, and you can’t win it.
24. If you post in more than your fair share of threads, you will have more than your fair share of threads to post in.
25. When both sides are convinced that they are about to lose, they are both right.*
26. Regs are predictable, but the world is full of amateurs.
27. Omega was a nutcase.
II. The Jollified RPG
'Twas 15:00 in the morning, when a giant turnip came up to Pvt. Jolly's quarters and said, "Squab be fragged...bacon is in the sock drawer..." leaving him with much to think of. The bat known as Chee, told Jolly to skip rocks and go NANANANA to Bruce Wayne.
LW stared after the turnip and then ran into a giant piece of lettuce. It bowed to her and then proceeded to dance the Minute Waltz down to the Mess Hall.
LW then decided to dance it too, as a werewolf made its appearance by her side and asked her for a dance.
and there was much rejoicing........
And then a group identifying themselves as Monty Python came waltzing in.
"And now for something completely different; a bug with three butts."
*Eric Idle to Johnny*
say how was she*nudge-nudge* *wink-wink*
Say no more! Say no more!
Linedwell Rainrix: Why don't I get to say something?? Everyone else got to say something!!!
Freakazoid: Don't be such a weenie!!
Gutierez: Don't say the weenie word!!
Xzar: Dahhhh.....tell me about the raaaaaabits...
Jolly: It just keeps gettin' weirder and weirder....
The seventy-two year old Nintendo president and tenth dahn Go player then merged with his alien suit of living Bio-Armor and leaped out the window, shouting "Shoujahiisumetsu!"1
LW stopped dancing with the werewolf and stared at the naked man flying by her window.
"Nice package, old man!!!!" she shouts down to the falling man.
Now for some real fun!, LW laughs to herself as she grabs a shock stick and runs down the corridor laughing hysterically.
Then the Giant Homicidal Purple Chinchilla of Silicon Valley attacked with its legions of disgruntled smurfs!
Their unstoppable advance was halted by the Sunday Monkeys, who said, "the end has come, the end has come"
1. Translation: "All living things must die!" or "I like kittens"
III. Lamp Posts And How They Affect Time Management Skills
It has been discovered by the Great Omega in the dawn of the 22nd Century (and the dawn of the second Millennium). That running into forum lamp posts (used to light the forum streets at night) causes severe problems. For no less than one day afterwards, the victim will be plagued by chronic spelling errors (especially if they misspell lamp post as lap post). These events will also cause terrible lapses in time sense, causing one to arrive exactly one unit too late for anything (i.e. classes, dinner, or appointments)
IV. The Plague of the Flying Fildman
With the closing days of the Old Millennium a new pestilence was encountered. The one known as Regis Fildman came, spouting catch phrases such as “Is that your final answer?” and thusly starting the process of driving Omega X sane.
Unfortunately for the world, some stupid wanker of a scientist decided that this fool’s genetic structure was superior to the rest of societies, so he started experimenting using the Fildman’s genetic materials. The result was the Flying Fildman. Unfortunately for all, the scientist considered this “advanced life-form” a failure and flushed it down the toilette, where it spawned endlessly. The problem was not detected until early in the New Millennium; when they burst out of the sewers, attack the folks at the A.O.I.’s forum. Unfortunately for Omega X, he was acting like a stooge and imitating the Crocodile Hunter, thinking this pit was full of Flying Tourists, when it was, in fact, the lair of the Flying Fildmans.
Omega’s unfortunate tale begins in the A.O.I. Forum where Jolly and T’Clar were holding an intellectual conversation about the all around suckiness of computer keys getting stuck. Suddenly, from out of nowhere, came a large barrage of assorted flying pieces of fruit and two disgruntled Swiss tourists, which hit the fair Skinny maiden T’Clar. At this point, the Jolly One proclaimed that flying tourists kill more people per year than rabid turkeys, which is sadly true, but it served as the inspiration for Omega’s next actions. As Jolly’s train of thought got de-railed, Omega shouted in a bad Australian accent: “I think I’ll jump into this pit of Flying Tourists…JUST TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS!”
But Omega was mistaken…it was not a pit of Flying Tourists as he had thought. It was, in actuality, a swarm of Flying Fildmans breaking out of the sewer that had held them captive for so long. As Omega plummeted through the formation, the Fildmans’ vicious assault hit him with “IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER? BRAWK!” to which Omega screamed “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” as it began to drive him sane. Fortunately for Omega, a swarm of Interceptor Johns arrived (all screaming “WEEEEEEEE!!!!!!” as they flew backwards), dispatched by the Behymer Collective to destroy this menace to their survival.
Unfortunately this was all captured on tape by reporter Crazy Moon, thus meaning Omega shall never live down his act of blatant stupidity even though he was lucky enough to survive the Fildman onslaught.
V. Yoko Kanno
Simply put, she kicks ass. You will all listen to her soundtrack and do it now! You understand me mortal? NOW! They include Cowboy Bebop, Tekku no Escaflowne, Macross Plus, and Record of Lodoss War (TV). They range in style (bebop is jazz, ‘flowne is classical/opera, Macross Plus is jpop, and I have yet to hear Lodoss), but they are all good, with very few tracks that aren’t worth listening to.
Amendnum I: She also did the OST for the Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex
VI. The Giant Floating Cheese Alliance of the Northern Hemisphere: Part I
In the glorious month of February 2001, the one known as Mandy Da Kawaii decided it would be advantageous to take over the earth…this put all the Duchy units on standby to assist the glorious Empress T’Clar if need be. T’Clar let Mandy have the planet, but soon others appeared wanting planets. This was no problem, but then Destroyer of Worlds came seemingly touting domination of the others. This is when the valiant Ryan the Insane One and the glorious MOF Omega X combined their fleets, creating The Giant Floating Cheese Alliance of the Northern Hemisphere.
In the end, it turned out that Destroyer did not want domination, so Omega and Ryan planar-jumped to another dimension to set up operations there, with Destroyer joining their forces. Then came the Kuki…
VII. Attack of the Bipolarplacenta
dodheimsgard666: hooray
Bipolarplacenta: ich kann gehen meow meow
Bipolarplacenta: mein grandma nimmt es herauf den Esel
dodheimsgard666: sweet
Bipolarplacenta: die größte Spitze, die ich überhaupt von meinem Kunden gehabt habe, betrug fünf Dollar
Dodheimsgard666: Actually, I'm quite the fan of cabbage.
Bipolarplacenta: cuz im Jesus
dodheimsgard666: well shouldn't you be dead then? go! be dead!
Bipolarplacenta: do ya have an age?
dodheimsgard666: I just might, let me consult my certificate of authentication.
VIII. John super heroes
Screaming Worm
Power(s): Machine control, Odor generation
Source of powers: Curse
Weapon: Lunar Carbine
Transportation: Worm Canoe
Major Pirate
Power(s): Deus ex machina
Source of powers: Curse
Weapon: Fungal Club
Transportation: Major Yak
The damnable Gorilla Vermin West Coast
Power(s): Super-human stamina
Source of powers: Electrocution
Weapon(s): Vermin Spoon(s)
Transportation: Gorilla Stilts(s)
The loathsome Secret Super-Villains of Antarctica
Power(s): Reinforced skeleton, Encyclopedic knowledge, Weather prediction
Source of powers: Vampirism
Weapon(s): Super-Villains Slingshot(s)
Transportation: Super-Villains Station wagon(s)
The maniacal Mutant Sisterhood from the Future
Power(s): Sound generation/control, Ice generation
Source of powers: Spinach
Weapon(s): Sisterhood Lucky Rabbit's Foot(s)
Transportation: Mutant Llama(s)
IX. The Genesis of Jesus Cologne™
dodheimsgard666: "Jesus cologne, so the girls will worship YOU"
dodheimsgard666: "by studying women's reactions around certain holy relics which supposedly Jesus has touched, we have found that women take an unnatural likeness to items that smell like Jesus. using advanced lab equipment (a microwave, ballpoint pen, and Lysol) we have isolated this "pheromone" which we deem to be residue of Jesus' sweat. we have concentrated it and loaded it with preservatives to isolate the string which we call "Jesus Cologne". Upon smelling this fragrance women will undoubtedly grovel at your feet as if you were god too, see.. it even works on my dog. On sale in 4 oz. diluted portions at your local department store for $1,499.95"
CK OMEGA X: HAHAHAHA
dodheimsgard666: ""
X. High-Speed Monkey-Spank
XI. It’s Your Horoscope For the Day
by Al Yankovic
AQUARIUS!
There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes
to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-
Mole 17 hours a day
PISCES!
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what
those idiots at work say
ARIES!
The look on your face will be priceless when you find
that 40-pound watermelon in your colon
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a
hickey to Meryl Streep
TAURUS!
You will never find true happiness - what you gonna
do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch
of stuff and then go back to sleep
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
GEMINI!
Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your
explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiancé
hurls a javelin through your chest
CANCER!
The position of Jupiter says that you should spend the
rest of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while
taking your driver's test
LEO!
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and
staple it to your boss's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it
down with a gallon of strawberry Quik
VIRGO!
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent -
except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with
your head impaled upon a stick
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least
a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets
and the stars could have a special deep significance or
meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let
me give you my assurance that these forecasts and
predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented
evidence, so you would have to be some kind of
moron not to realize that every single one of them is
absolutely true.
Where was I?
LIBRA!
A big promotion is just around the corner for someone
much more talented than you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that
when your appendix bursts next week
SCORPIO!
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall
screaming from an open window
Work a little bit harder on improving your
low self esteem, you stupid freak
SAGITTARIUS!
All your friends are laughing behind your back...
kill them
Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine
you've got hanging in your den
CAPRICORN!
The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful
person... but you know they're lying
If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never
never never never never leave my house again
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
XII. I will Destroy Bill’s Computer Science Teacher…
CK OMEGA X: I have made it my life mission to destroy Bill's teacher
Ranma ni: lol
CK OMEGA X: he has caused me too much pain this day
Ranma ni: why not just move him into southern Ohio so you can combine it with your old life mission of renaming southern Ohio to lake Chris-was-here
CK OMEGA X: yyyyyyeeeesssssssss.........precious.....we will have his head on a stick.......yessssss...
CK OMEGA X: good plan
Ranma ni: I couldn't decide between lake Mofomega or the 6th great lake, cream puff... OF GREAT JUSTICE!
CK OMEGA X: haha
Ranma ni: named after the rather large mushroom cloud that was seen for 7 days and 7 nights over the area
Ranma ni: and on the 8th day the peasants did feast on the yams... and the cows.. and the fries.. and the...
XIII. Break Glass in Case of Capitalism
Ranma ni: www.yahoo.com has an article
Ranma ni: it's in the newspapers and such
CK OMEGA X: weee, shadow government
Ranma ni: yeah
Ranma ni: :]
Ranma ni: always helps to have an emergency dictatorship on hand eh?
CK OMEGA X: heh, yes
Ranma ni: "break glass in case of capitalism"
XIV. Fun Things to do in GTA 3
Jolly One 666: hah, fun thing to do on GTA 3...
Jolly One 666: at the beginning when you have to escort 8-Ball around, put the car in the car crusher....and he won't get out of the car...>D hehe
CK OMEGA X: hahaha
CK OMEGA X: it fail the mission?
Jolly One 666: hehe, yeah, but still, it's evil >D
CK OMEGA X: Ryan (roommate): "hehe, That's different..."
Jolly One 666: heh, I found a new way, get a bomb fitted and then arm it before you go to the safehouse the first time then when you get back in to go to luigi's it'll blow and 8ball will keep talking—chard
XV. Cinciminati
Mistress Bob: all the shit down here is like all the racial conflict in the 60s-70s but more comical for some reason and without the assinations, fire hoses, and police dogs n whatnot
Mistress Bob: hmm, but there were some police dogs during the riots. going retro isn’t always a good thing, heh
Mistress Bob: there’s no "turn the other cheek" talk, its just "im black, screw u, Cincinnati sucks! now lets break more windows and screw ourselves"
XVI. (mis)Adventures in Best Buy Land
-Or-
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
I'd almost forgotten about actually going out to retrieve the extended Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring. To sum it up, it was like going through a grand melee of Ubersoldat-Nerds. I freely admit to being a dork myself, but I refuse to stoop to the level of what I saw today.
The long version: When I set out this morning (I woke up at 08:00, as opposed to my normal 12:00-13:00 to be there when best buy opened so I could snag the collectors box of the extended Lord of the Rings. I expected a bit of a crowd, but nothing like I saw. You see, it was also the release of the Star Wars Episode 2: Bride of the Mediclorien...er...Attack of the Clones. Never before had I seen such a retched hive of scum and villainy.
Anyhow, The LOTR people were great. While being nerds, they were more along my line of nerdiness. They formed about 4 lines going to the table and calmly took a version of the movie they wanted. The Star Wars people however, all crowded around the display stand and tried to grab DVDs while smothering everyone else around them in what appeared to be a giant nerdy Roman orgy of death. That isn't even the bad part...
There were people there dressed as Jedi Knights. Yes; you heard me. About 6 of them came in wearing Jedi robes, complete with plastic light sabers and talking like they actually were Jedis. Seeing this kind of depravity makes me shake with unbridled rage that natural selection hasn't eliminated these people in some horrible way. Honestly, I can see people going in costume to a con or to the theater within the first week or so of a movie's release. But doing so because you're going to pick up a bloody DVD is a bit much. I see it as akin to screaming "END MY THREAT TO THE GENEPOOL; NOW!"
The one --well two-- good things to come out of it were getting my DVDs and supporting the efforts of one of my friends (who was in weapons and armor for LOTR) and nobody showed up as Darth Vader. If Vader had made an appearance while I was there, I doubt I would've been able to resist the urge to destroy the entire block.
XVII. A Valliant Quest, a New News Network, and game Producers on crack
CK OMEGA X: and the valliant quest to defeat the fuckign Easy CD Creator 4 continues
CK OMEGA X: with no victory in sight
Dodheimsgard666: What are you trying to do with it?
CK OMEGA X: fucking kill it
Dodheimsgard666: hehe
CK OMEGA X: so I stop getting "CD burning software (Easy CD Creator 4) may cause instability...blah blah blah, disabling" message when start up
CK OMEGA X: since Nero works perfectly for me on this machine
CK OMEGA X: there's two reg entries that it won't let me delete connected to easy cd creator, and i know those have to be it
CK OMEGA X: but fucking windows is like "protected, cannot delete"
Dodheimsgard666: hehe
Dodheimsgard666: The news pisses me off so much
CK OMEGA X: ?
Dodheimsgard666: "Bush didn't mention anything about Iraq being involved with al qaeda" ... you'd think they'd get the picture that that's not the main idea, otherwise he WOULD mention it
CK OMEGA X: he did mention funding for research for mass production of hydrogen-powered cars though
CK OMEGA X: which is odd
Dodheimsgard666: "We shouldn't bomb Iraq because they're not involved with al qaeda!" well, nevermind that Saddam is a madman with a few nukes and biological warheads stashed in his palaces, and he's definately not afraid to use them
CK OMEGA X: yeah
CK OMEGA X: I'd be more afraid of his son though
CK OMEGA X: you know it's bad when Saddam tells someone to settle down
Dodheimsgard666: Yeah, but I guess that happens when you force your son to watch political executions, heh
CK OMEGA X: heh
CK OMEGA X: I think they're all on the wakcy-tobaccee over there
Dodheimsgard666: I wonder if you could trace their family tree to Hitler
CK OMEGA X: dunno
CK OMEGA X: probably be more feasable to do it to Mousilini though
Dodheimsgard666: probably
Dodheimsgard666: but neither 100 Hitlers nor Mussifdjklalinis can match the power of one Stalin
CK OMEGA X: heh, nope
CK OMEGA X: heh, might even be able to trace Saddam to Stalin somehow
Dodheimsgard666: Stalinfish, crushing all other denominational religions with an iron fish.
Dodheimsgard666: er, fist, heh
CK OMEGA X: heh, yes
CK OMEGA X: Stalinfish ruled
-several minutes later-
Dodheimsgard666: I'm going to start my own news network and call it "STFU You fucking homo reporter News Network"
And all I'm going to do is rip on how fucking stupid the other major reporters are
CK OMEGA X: awesome
CK OMEGA X: "in the news today, other reporters said fsking homo n00b comments about [insert bush's latest plan about iraq here]"
Dodheimsgard666: hehe
Dodheimsgard666: Heh, this is still the best quote in gaming ever: ""Halo 2 is a lot like Halo 1, only it's Halo 1 on fire, going 130 miles per hour through a hospital zone, being chased by helicopters and ninjas... And the ninjas are all on fire, too."
CK OMEGA X: haha, yeah
CK OMEGA X: I remember that one
CK OMEGA X: didn't the producer of Halo 2 say that?
Dodheimsgard666: yeah
CK OMEGA X: *wonders if it's the truth or if that producer is on more crack than Cracky the Crack-smoking crack-monkey*
Dodheimsgard666: he's on crack
Dodheimsgard666: definately
Dodheimsgard666: but hopefully they still make good games
CK OMEGA X: well, its a given that any game producer is on crack
CK OMEGA X: or in the case of japan, radioactive, mutatant, 50 story tall crack
Dodheimsgard666: heh
Dodheimsgard666: i'd watch
And I'd have a special segment called "Dan Rather takes it in the ass from Chris Matthews"
CK OMEGA X: haha
CK OMEGA X: you realize this whole chat is going in the book of omega, right?
Dodheimsgard666: hehe
CK OMEGA X: "My spoon is too big....
My spooon is tooo biiig!"
XVIII. Babelfish IS Crack
-or-
Sheepfighters and the Pecan of Doom™
*edited for streamlining*
Soujiro Ni: To the component that knows, or yourself (probably a member of EC). You must equip two standard stampers for the barrier before it is able to adopt its clear diodes, which I commanded, must be equipped to the animals eastern side. You must light the diodes before you are able to fly the animal like an ace without a long supression mark, at least, that is my conclusion. Your increased distinction helps me give conclusion, which is consistent that you mention the equipment that the diodes (of this clear animal, extremely named), face shorts, or electric propaganda of your circuit.
Soujiro Ni: there, that's cleaned up a bit
CK OMEGA X: "You must light the diodes before you are able to fly the animal like an ace without a long supression mark"
CK OMEGA X: heh, close air support animal
Soujiro Ni: I'm imagining the red barron going to war on top of a sheep with LEDs on it's legs
CK OMEGA X: I was thinking of Richtoffen riding different farm animals into air combat….the funniest one was the goat
Soujiro Ni: i was thinking of like a tiny lamb more than a sheep
CK OMEGA X: heh, like a super kawaii anime one
Soujiro Ni: ... and having a fat british gentlemen climb aboard it
Soujiro Ni: 'tally ho!'
Soujiro Ni: and they fly like santas reindeer
CK OMEGA X: heh, or if you're going for python-esque humor, it doesn't move at all
Soujiro Ni: moving their legs like they're walking, even though it does no good
Soujiro Ni: hahaha
Soujiro Ni: yes
CK OMEGA X: just has this dumb look on its face
CK OMEGA X: we need to make this into a comic
Soujiro Ni: it's like a chinese movie; they use a plastic mold of a horse, put it on a rope and send it across from a boat to shore and we're supposed to believe it's jumping
CK OMEGA X: flash animation
Soujiro Ni: haha no
CK OMEGA X: have this dramatic music
Soujiro Ni: you know those old arcade helicopter games?
CK OMEGA X: YES!
Soujiro Ni: just have the lamb stationary
CK OMEGA X: you need a shitty propeller sound the whole time it's flying
Soujiro Ni: hahahaha
Soujiro Ni: even though there is no propeller
CK OMEGA X: even have the WWI style wind-up
Soujiro Ni: the lamb just sputters and shakes a few times before it starts up (while remaining motionless... just it jolts around)
CK OMEGA X: fuck
Soujiro Ni: ?
CK OMEGA X: I just choked on a pecan
Soujiro Ni: lol
Soujiro Ni: you ok?
CK OMEGA X: yeah
Soujiro Ni: haha ok
Soujiro Ni: good
CK OMEGA X: the image of this fat british WWI flying ace on top of this lamb while it sputters and winds up and takes off just made me laugh too hard
Soujiro Ni: mayhaps you should put the pecans down while we're talking about Lamb Huey II
CK OMEGA X: heh, yes
CK OMEGA X: well it was butter pecan ice-cream
Soujiro Ni: ah
CK OMEGA X: its' gone now, so no worries
Soujiro Ni: ok
Soujiro Ni: hehe
Soujiro Ni: "off we go then, wot wot"
CK OMEGA X: the last spoon of it's in my lungs
Soujiro Ni: lol
Soujiro Ni: that's gotta be comfortable
CK OMEGA X: heh, indeed
CK OMEGA X: anyway, back to lambfighter
Soujiro Ni: if the lamb is the british's animal, what would the germans ride?
Soujiro Ni: badgers?
Soujiro Ni: *gets image of a cloud of germans riding on badgers approaching a cloud of british on lambs*
CK OMEGA X: haha
CK OMEGA X: I was thinking my goat idea
CK OMEGA X: they could use the horns to steer
Soujiro Ni: goats are to powerful
CK OMEGA X: heh, goats could be the german bombers
Soujiro Ni: goats are like... the americans
Soujiro Ni: they just eat fuck up
Soujiro Ni: 'eat fuck up' <-- adjective to describe how cool flying american goats are
Soujiro Ni: I was thinking, if their legs were like the wheels…and they kinda fold up once they take off but the animals still have a 'I've been to a taxidermy' look
Soujiro Ni: then I got to thinking about tail draggers...
Soujiro Ni: goats with their rear legs removed
Soujiro Ni: man I'm fucked up
Soujiro Ni: lol
CK OMEGA X: yes
CK OMEGA X: I think the legs should be out at all times
Soujiro Ni: yeah
CK OMEGA X: but we need to do the tail-dragging goat thing if we do this
Soujiro Ni: it was a funny thought though
Soujiro Ni: it'd be kinda funny if they had beanies on with the little spinners on top
Soujiro Ni: but then…no spinner at all is funnier
CK OMEGA X: heh, yes
CK OMEGA X: no visible means of locomotion
Soujiro Ni: yeah
Soujiro Ni: hahaha
Soujiro Ni: we can do a modern one later
Soujiro Ni: harrier buffalo
CK OMEGA X: haha
Soujiro Ni: like on that true lies or whatever movie
Soujiro Ni: you're on the roof and you hear jet engines and this buffalo appears over the edge and fires a missile then it takes off using it's afterburners (you just hear them, not see) and zooms away at mach II
Soujiro Ni: ....
Soujiro Ni: hahaha
Soujiro Ni: *image of buffalo doing mach II is hilarious*
Soujiro Ni: "errr-roger that, roger"
Copyright stuff: Everything on here is copyright of Me (MOF Omega X) unless I note otherwise. Book II: Alpha is various rantings by one of my friends, who shall remain nameless for now. Omega symbol on main page is also my work, but most of the images I have on here were gotten from other sources so are rightfully the property of their respective owners.