Voice of 2.75 mil customers (minus some)

damn straight. i tried to play some NFS:Porsche Unleashed earlier, but im told my password is incorrect even though they memorize it all for me, so i decide to come to diablo2 realm. gee, wow, what a surprise, useast is down...again. but no, instead of locking us out completely, they let us get on Europe realm. gee i wonder what retard thought of that, i guess i'll just play pretend games with my useast charcs after i pretend to transfer them over and pretend to speak asian and non-english european languages. whats the point? and why do we (useast) have to have Exodus servers, wonder why they call it exodus. maybe its cause people are emmigrating to other realms (uswest with AT&T). and patch after patch i look for one thing now, (now that the very deadly red-out crap with WW'ing/leaping barbs has been fixed) a patch that will actually automatically refill ones belt with the potions that were there previous to dying. all other items are refilled, why not the belt? and, blizzard, dont give me some sh*t about it being "a gameplay issue" cause that is ludicrous. you obviously dont ever play your own game and realize "gee, taking 2 minutes to refill my plated belt because of lag is not really a positive thing for gameplay." while im trying to run from the invisible lag demons, as well as the real demons in the game, or trying to help my allies, i am struggling with lag to refill my belt while being beaten to death because a potion of mine is just floating around in the air waiting to be dropped. REFILL THE STUPID BELTS FOR US!!! and another thing, because the realms games are run off of the servers, the gameplay

continues on the server side while were stuck here at our comps, then 5 minutes and 99659 ping later were finally able to play again. only to find out we gotta hit ESC for an hour before the game realizes we did in fact die and need to be respawned back in town. these realms were designed for regional users, yet all the asians have been flooding into useast (and europe it seems, found that out cause tonight i can only get on europe via USEast gateway for some reason). ive asked many asians why they dont use their own damn realm, they say (those who are intelligent enough to say more than: HUK, ~~~~~~~~~~, GIVE ITEM, etc) they dont want to be on their realm because its really laggy. well, gee, problem solved if you all just come onto other realms. WRONG! youve just created a nightmare lag problem for everyone else(helped create it anyway). all these asians are on from the butt-crack of dawn to early morning (their time) which leaves us people who actually live in the eastern half of N.America very little lag free time. and if that werent enough, blizzard always chooses to "fix" problems, shut down realms, initiate god knows what, etc, at night. WHY?! seems to make more sense to do all that crap sometime when the sun is still up, since we all live in a damn money based society and have to actually go to school and/or work. but noooo, guess they gotta do it when everyone is home on their comps trying to PK annoying koreans who use their

broadband connections given to them by their government to connect to us. its really enjoyable when just one korean comes into a mostly lag-less game (gets more rare each passing day/patch), and forces us to send/receive packets of data halfway across this planet causing ping numbers equal to the age of our universe!!!!! suggestion: block IP's from asia, and transfer asians' accounts/charcs already here to their realm. you revived

HC charcs, you have access to the file system, so use that power to help your american customers by getting rid of part of the lag infestation. just because koreans litteraly live by(and probably die by) your games doesnt mean you can let them flood our realms.

the only thing more annoying are the random french encounters. some of these frenchies pop into a game, bitch about america, (even though theyre the ones who have to pay to use a public restroom when you just piss onto a big floor!) then go hostile. odd since they speaking english to us, using an american game, most likely using an american made or company based computer, and are on an american realm. these encounters are actually funny because all the people in the game get to remind the frenchfolk on how weak they are. their economy and government structure is beyond fuked up, way more than ours, and their "military" is nothing to speak of. i think maybe that the hundred years war

(and the other thousands of battle they fought)and the age of discovery really fuked em over big time. surrenduring in a matter of minutes or days is pretty pathetic. and they truly believe that their language is holy and sacred, just ask a french person when you see one. their too arrogant to have a word like computer (in spanish its computadora, simple, same word) but the french gotta make up some all new word and pull it outta their asses. my friend used to work a computer company, one of the things he did was take order calls. some french guy called in once, he spoke a somewhat limited english, but used all computer terms in his french language. my friend didnt know what the hell he was

talking about, he would ask him what kind of hard drive he wanted and the guy would get pissed off and say "what is hard drive? *insert french words here*." eventually the frenchman said he wanted to speak to my friends boss, his boss explained to him

that this is america and he needed to get his arrogant high french horse and start using the computer terms that the rest of the world uses. but it just ended in the boss hanging up on the guy. what a waste of long distance telephone money. well, it seems ive typed a lot. i wouldve been playing dibalo2, but u all know about that now. and since im only allowed 2 posts per whatever the hell it is (2 hours, day, year, something) i had to put all this here so maybe blizzard will get this.

CK OMEGA X: you there, lurking, or at class?
PatBulls1: hola, ive just been away from the comp for awhile
CK OMEGA X: ah
CK OMEGA X: I was gonna say something somewhat important, but I forgot it
CK OMEGA X: damn my brain
PatBulls1: heh
CK OMEGA X: it's like a steel seive
PatBulls1: heh
PatBulls1: u said youre comin down starting this weekend?
CK OMEGA X: yeah
PatBulls1: k
PatBulls1: i just found out ive got 2 weeks of vacation saved up from work
CK OMEGA X: I have plans for part of the weekend....Dave's got an anime party and Heather's boyfriend had the audacity to challenge me to a game of Perfect Dark.......though you might prove to be useful support for that
CK OMEGA X: cool
PatBulls1: heh, a challenge eh? i wouldnt mind challengin him too. we could do our suicide john charge
CK OMEGA X: that's what I was thinking
CK OMEGA X: I was hoping he'd challenge to Tech Romancer.......but no such luck
PatBulls1: heh, i think he may be too bewildered when he sees a midgit loaded with mines running at him to shoot
PatBulls1: ah
CK OMEGA X: heh
CK OMEGA X: and if he does, it takes the first wave for me to stop moving
CK OMEGA X: so I'd probably get him anyway

PatBulls1: heh, yeah
PatBulls1: right when i got back from class, when i first signed on i was playing d2 just to kill radament. my barb is lv 31 and this asshole lv 57 barb wouldnt join the party, and why he decided to lv in act2 i dont know.......
PatBulls1: he then said he take us all on, so I (yes, just me and only me) met up with him in the sewers, i killed him in 1 hit
PatBulls1: everyone laughed an he left the game
CK OMEGA X: heh
CK OMEGA X: moron
PatBulls1: yep
PatBulls1: i was laughing my ass off, cause even a lv 57 barb doesnt have 800+ HP
PatBulls1: he blamed it on lag, even though he got his chance to WW me, and we were standing 5 feet from each other to start with
CK OMEGA X: heh
PatBulls1: and the entire game had been lag free, i said yeah right little man
CK OMEGA X: *coughRETARDcough*
PatBulls1: heh, yep
CK OMEGA X: he probably put all his points into clubs and swords and was using axes or soemthing
PatBulls1: he called me an asshole because our party was in the sewers 1st trying to kil radament when he shouldve been in hell, or joining us
PatBulls1: heh, prolly
PatBulls1: one of my allies said he probably wasted his points into find potion
CK OMEGA X: heh
PatBulls1: id like to see someone stupid enough to max out find pot
PatBulls1: heh
CK OMEGA X: heh, yes
CK OMEGA X: ~~~~~~~give item~~~~~~~~HUK HUK
PatBulls1: heh
PatBulls1: east realm isn’t as popular anymore, instead of the users being at about 55-60% on east, its now at 45-50%
PatBulls1: still way too many
CK OMEGA X: yeah, but better
PatBulls1: yeah
PatBulls1: it shouldnt be anymore than 33% on any realm, 25% would be ideal
CK OMEGA X: yes
PatBulls1: u on AIM wednesday evenings?
CK OMEGA X: yeah
CK OMEGA X: though tomorrow I'm probably gonna be doing research all damn day
PatBulls1: cool, im gonna try to install AIM on the windows comps at school next week, since i got midterm in that class tomorrow, what a bore thatll be
CK OMEGA X: heh
CK OMEGA X: I was wondering if you'd write an intro to the Book of Omega
CK OMEGA X: just needs to be a paragraph long and go off on "the word of Gid"
PatBulls1: intro on what?
CK OMEGA X: it's my log of insanity
PatBulls1: ah, k
PatBulls1: heh
PatBulls1: i shall type it in the manner of a disciple
CK OMEGA X: heh
CK OMEGA X: awesome
PatBulls1: thou shalt tweak all nipples
PatBulls1: heh
CK OMEGA X: heh
CK OMEGA X: I was figuring on getting you to do it since about 1/2 of it so far is quoting you
PatBulls1: well, i must be off to draw some of that inspriation from hell, u know the place (heh)
PatBulls1: cool
CK OMEGA X: well, I wish you luck
CK OMEGA X: may Gid be with you
PatBulls1: thank u my son, and u as well nipplelitus boy
PatBulls1: heh
CK OMEGA X: heh
PatBulls1 signed off at 4:08:46 PM.

Dr. Crack here (specializing in porn addiction anti-therapy) assisted by Professor Stupid (Phd in child psychology and reverse homosexuality). We feel it our duty to help your mind (for $500/hour). You were banned a while ago and for good enough reason, but we believe this not to be the reason why you hate midwestern Vietnemese so much. We have used the Gary Coleman's Webster's Dictionary (648th edition) to look back into your past. But all it did was reference us to the Encyclopedia Britanica. Written in the volumes was info on absolutely nothing. So therefore without any access to your background, one must hypothesize that after being raised by midget wolves with an orangutan named Boo-Boo as an uncle, you began to hate the world around you. Of course back then your world consisted of a Dairy Queen and constant brainwashing commercials of how McDonald's is the official underwear of the world, and every Olympics ever organized (ancient and modern). Now we come back to this moment in time where you hate everyone because

they supposedly hate you. After your initial exile from G.F. Land back in June of 2017, your mind started to warp. You began to think everyone was out to get you, and your little dog too. So you hit yourself over the head with a bong pipe thinking it would help your paranoia, but it only made it worse. You then began thinking that banana pudding was an omnipotent god (originating from your abusive orangutan uncle named Boo-Boo), and that Satan was the spawn of Jesus; Jesus Amelia Rodriguez of Stockholm, Sweden. Now with your mind full of paranoia, you began riding the Belgrade country side on a 3-legged parakeet. But then you began hating that 3-legged parakeet because your mother, who abandonned you at the age of 32, had 3 legs. Once you killed your parakeet ransport, you ran into a gypsy band of giant sized Medichloriens. The leader of the gypsy band spoke indestinguishable German. His accent was extremely gurbled. Now realizing you could find no help for your hatred, you put a bag over your head and wandered the busy runways of England's Heathrow Intl. Airport. After 12 years of wandering with a bag over your head, you were finally hit by a decommissioned Concord jet plane with Cuban dictator Jane Fonda on board, and was then launched into the air towards an airport trolley filled with Japanese tourists. All of these life events have boiled down to you

hating Jena Jameson, therefor Profressor Stupid (Phd in child psychology and reverse homosexuality) declares you to be a transvestile transexual. Because of all those conflicting sexualities, you ran out of money so you could urinate in the local French uni-sex restrooms, and have constantly been peeing in your swim trunks since then. All this hate, you must let it go or else some men in black will come for you and take you away to a moon colony where they hook you up in bondage and force you to watch Teletubbies (Chinese translation version) for the rest of your life. Then if you can just get over the fact that you have a piece of celery growing from the rear of your pelvis bone, all of that

hate should vanish. This has been Stupid Psycho Chat with Dr. Crack (specializing in porn addiction anti-therapy) and Professor Stupid (Phd in child psychology and reverse homosexuality).

Have a nice life!

On Tue Mar 12 18:50:26, Celery wrote:

> Cause I feel like flaming GF and fett. No other reason;
> If I wasn't banned I could be providing feedback on the
> beta and disscussing real issues, but people hate me,
> so I'm hating them back.

Long live Pinkus the Giant Midget!













































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