10. If you know that a pig’s orgasm last for over 30 minutes, you are a sick-ass bastard.
9. If you live at home, and think that deodorant is a waste of money, you are a sick-ass bastard.
8. If your baby cries during the movie, and you take her to the lobby, and pick her up after the
Movie ends, then you are a sick-ass bastard.
7. If you talk to the characters in the movie, and get mad when they don’t do like you tell them,
Then you are a sick-ass bastard.
6. If your car breaks down, and you send your wife for gas, and beer, then you are a sick-ass bastard
5. If you tell your date you have wanted to go out with her since you read that stuff about her on
The bathroom walls, then you are a sick-ass bastard.
4. If you clean your ears out…with car keys…that belong to someone else, then you are a sick-ass bastard.
3. If your bed is so nasty that you have to vacuum it, then you are a sick ass bastard.
2. If the church air conditioner is broken, and you decide to bring a cooler, then you are a sick-ass bastard.
1. If you take a beer to a job interview, then you are a sick ass bastard.