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FUNNY THOUGHTS

Did you know that a pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt?

What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

If quitters never win and winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're ahead."

If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, where does baby oil come from?

Did you know that there are more automobiles than people in los angeles?

You sneeze at about 600 mph.

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

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