Seeks romance at least once a week.

What Women Want in a Man, age 42

Not too ugly (bald head OK)

Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car

Works steady--splurges on dinner out occasionally

Nods head wen I'm tlaking

Usually remembers punchlines of jokes

Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture

Wears a shirt that covers his stomach

Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids

Remembers to put the toilet seat down

Shaves most weekends.

What Women Want in a Man, age 52

Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed

Doesn't belch or scratch in public

Doesn't borrow money too often

Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting

Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times

Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends

Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear

Appreciates a good TV dinner

Remembers my name on occasion

Shaves some weekends.

What Women Want in a Man, age 62

Doesn't scare small children

Remembers where the bathroom is

Doesn't require much money for upkeep

only snores lightly when asleep

Remembers why he's laughing

Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself

Usually wears clothes

Likes soft foods

Remembers where he left his teeth

Remembers that it's the weekend.

What Women Want in a Man, age 72

Breathing

xoxo