Chapter One?
So....  I am having SUCH a hard time writing this.

Not that I haven't planned it all out, just I dunno how to put it on paper.

SO, I propose I have a running typeset up here and you'll comment as I go along.   Okay?   well, it's my decision and I say it's a good idea.

EMAIL. I MEAN IT,

And please include your email address in the body of your email cause I'm kind of slow :) just kidding, i'm not slow, but do include it.