X-pressionism X - The grass is always greener when it's astroturf

ME! (Oh, and the site too.)

Hello all! *bows* I am Kelly the supreme creator of this site! I'm a sixteen years old Canadian (CANADA KICKS ASS) girl and like long walks on the beach, cuddling, and . . .
Hey, this is not some rent a date service. Besides, what do you mean that you're the sole creator of this site! As your muse I think I deserve most of the credit.
:P You're no fun, Speedy. Alright, fine. Everybody, this is my muse, Pietro - P for short. Currently, he's chained to the wall of my basement living on a steady supply of pixie stix and helping me create many of the twisted things you see here.
Help me!
Do you want me to bring the whip back out?
*whimpers* I'll be good.
That's more like it. Anyway, this site is basically supposed to be a fan thing. Seriously, if you write fanfics or draw or whatever please send it in.
Bring your muses too!
Now who's trying to use this as a dating service?
Call Pietro Maximoff - 1-800-QUICKIE
*pulls out industrial sized mallet*
Eep!
Don't make me use this.
Get me outta here! Call child services! Call the national guard! Call the X-freaks even, just get help!!!
Here P, have another Pixie Stix. *smiles sweetly*
Okay. *eats it* Hey, this tastes funny. Did you drug this? See people, look what she does to me! She blatently . . . *blinks* What was I talking about?
You were telling the nice people how good I am to you and to enjoy their time here at X-pressionism X
Alrighty! Have Fun! Thanks for visiting! *waves mindlessly*
*giggles evily* ^_^