| *If ur nice, you can call me sweety. If ur sweet you can call me hunny. If ur hot you can call me tonight.* *Do I Look like a grocery item to you?¿?¿? I see you checking me out* *guys are like a peice of gum, when they loose there flavor, you pop in a new one* *Dont Hate Me B`coz Im Beautiful Hate Me B`coz your man Thinks I am* *I ran into my ex the other day.... put in reverse, AND HIT HIM AGAIN!!!* *I smile b-cuz I have no idea what is going on* *Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.* *girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!* *God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece! * *he broke my heart, so i broke his jaw* *never fall in love with the guy next door....trust me he will move!* *friends dont let friends drink and take home ugly men* *If it were supposed to feel good they wouldn't call it a crush. * *I had a dream that i still loved u *** I THINK I WOKE UP SCREAMING!!!* *I'm not a blonde!! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot!* *money and looks aren't everything.... but its all I got!* *I wAnTeD 2 KiLL dA sExiEsT PeRsOn ALiVe ThEn I rELiZeD....oHh Ya! SuCiCiDeZ a CriMe!* *everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge* |