*If ur nice, you can call me sweety. If ur sweet you can call me hunny. If ur hot you can call me tonight.*

*Do I Look like a grocery item to you?¿?¿?  I see you checking me out*

*guys are like a peice of gum, when they loose there flavor, you pop in a new one*

*Dont Hate Me B`coz Im Beautiful Hate Me B`coz your man Thinks I am*

*I ran into my ex the other day.... put in reverse, AND HIT HIM AGAIN!!!*

*I smile b-cuz I have no idea what is going on*

*Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.*

*girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!*

*God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece! *

*he broke my heart, so i broke his jaw*

*never fall in love with the guy next door....trust me he will move!*

*friends dont let friends drink and take home ugly men*

*If it were supposed to feel good they wouldn't call it a crush. *

*I had a dream that i still loved u *** I THINK I WOKE UP SCREAMING!!!*

*I'm not a blonde!!  I'm knot!  I'm knot!  I'm knot!*

*money and looks aren't everything.... but its all I got!*

*I wAnTeD 2 KiLL dA sExiEsT PeRsOn ALiVe ThEn I
rELiZeD....oHh Ya! SuCiCiDeZ a CriMe!*

*everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing
the priviledge*
Humorous Quotes