Just like the people who brought you UltraVX, just like the people who brought you UltraXL, just like the people who brought you UltraXT...I am going to bring you, the 7,154th mod of the Ultra theme...

ULTRAMEGAMEGAMOD!

Using my GODLIKE SCRIPTING and SUPER HARD WORK, I have changed maybe 50 lines of code to bring you this great mod!

Now...I know what you're saying. It's unbalanced, right? HELL NO! LIGHTS ONLY GET 19 MORTARS, and they run out within a second! Chainguns fire about 60 shots in a second, which makes the chaingun's clip last continously for about ten minutes! That's right, 36,000 chaingun bullets for the light armor! No, that's not unbalanced! Hell, the light armors get to counter that with their missile launcher that autofires five missiles in a single second!

Are you sick of those weak ass jetpacks that only put you in the air for 30 seconds? Worry no more! The jetpacks have infinite energy, so that 30 SECONDS ISN'T A DAMN THING TO ANYBODY!

Is that annoying chat flood filter pissing you off? Is ShazBot on your case again? No need to worry in-game...THE CHAT FLOOD FILTER DOES NOT EXIST! AND SCREW SHAZBOT, THIS MOD HAS A NEW OFFICAL CHANNEL, #UltraMegaMegaMod IS THE PLACE TO GO! WOOHOO!

So, look for UltraMegaMegaMod - the mod of the UltraMegaMegaMan!

(creators of Ultra mods everywhere - now you know how ridiculous you sound)