This is the list of things I want to do before Bush blows up the entire world. Anything with a * beside it means that it will be done. Anything with a slash through it either means it's been done or won't ever get done so I gave up all hope.

- Go to Jess's gradparty
- Spend Summer of 2005 with Jess She's trying to come to Canada for a few days. Yay!
- Rescue Jorie and make her live with me!
- Learn how to play drums
- Tamponing with Brooke
- Learn how to drive and not die
- Race Shawn's sorry ass. LOL.
*- Track down Joey Jordison and fuck him - I just need to do the fucking part Eh. I wanna do Zakk Wylde now LOL.
- Become good friends with Wednesday 13 and ask to lick his eyebrow rape him
- Meet Jason Mewes and hang out with him for a weekend
- Move out of my parents house
- Gather a band
*- Become famous. Very famous.
- Have everyone's love and money for over a year
*- Become a serial killer
- Kill only men, and let them suffer I decided that girls are equally stupid
- Use a special killing process and signature all victims so I can be known
- Jess snaps out too, so her and I are musician serial killers together
*- Jess and I are known as "Jess and Meg" Not, "Two homocidal maniacs"
- Buy an island that no one has access to unless they are our minions
- Blow up anyone that tries to come to our island
*- Get Bill Gates on a leash and give to Jess for her birthday
- Give Brooke Trent Reznor, on a leash, in fishnets
- Jess and I get thrown in jail
- Write our song lyrics in the cement while in prison and they get sold on ebay
- Escape prison because Jess can make a pencil into a tazer, a bomb and a cellphone
- Return to our island
- Get arrested again
- Be known throughout the world and autograph human organs
*- Kill Avril; she will be the only female killing I'm still killing her, but she's not the only female
- Kill all popup ads
- Kill Jorie for making me do this
- Meet Tom Green and spend an entire day month with him
- Kill Chad because he met Tom Green. Bastard.
- Add more pages to this site
- Burn the school St Francis
- Plot to take over the world
- Sleep
*- Steal two stop signs with Michael. Not one, but two.
- Going to end up moving out when I'm 17 and living with Frodo Frodo's a douchebag.
*- Get a job
- Actually finish this site.
- Become a Victoria's Secret model. I'd get free bras and underwear
- Assassinate all the teenyboppers out there with their shitty music. Me and Brooke are going to do this, actually.
*- Slaughter Hilary Duff and give her organs to the hungry people of Africa.
*- Have sex in a car. A moving car.
- Moon the school
- Go to school drunk
- Go to school with a hangover
- Crowd surf naked
- Tamponing with Brooke AND Mary
- Meet Brooke and Mary
- Roadtrip with Michael and Clarke Clarke is dead to the world or something
- Clarke's buying me that Peewee Herman watch off Ebay. LOL. It's gone. =\
*- Go to Calgary with Jorie
- Attempt to have Jorie live with me for the summer
*- Go live with Frodo in Laloche for 2 weeks
- Don't get killed
*- Seriously kill Hilary Duff
- Get a bus, take out some of the seats in the back, spraypaint the bus black, and redo Helter Skelter
- I want to meet Charles Manson before I die
- Change my name to Sadie Mae Glutz
*- Rip out my uterus and ovaries and sell them on ebay
*- Make a movie out of that freakyass dream I had.
- Go to the Spahn Ranch, 10050 Cielo Drive, Death Valley, etc..
*- See Slipknot in concert Saw them, dude. Fucking AMAZING
- Go to Tramps with Clarke and Michael and try to get Clarke to buy me pretty things ANDREW BOUGHT ME A SLIPKNOT SHIRT FOR MY BIRTHDAY
- Get my nose pierced I don't want that anymore
- Get my tongue pierced again Done.
- Get 4 3 tattoos
- Pierce my ears some more
*- Have sex on a pool table
*- Have sex in a pool.. LOL
*- Have sex in an elevator
*- Have a threesome. There is still hope!
- Get an industrial Got one. Get my industrial BACK Fuck the industrial. LOL. Woo, got the industrial again LOL
- Have sex on a kitchen table and laugh when others eat there later
*- Have a gay guy as a best friend. Gay guys are so cool.
- Go to a friend's house and start washing their floor so their parents will be like "...." Justin knows the story LOL
- Get my conch pierced Got it.
- Find someway to make Frodo get his nipples pierced Frodo is a shithead.
****- Murder Cassie Smith. LOL. I wonder if she's gunna see this. Tiegan's gunna help me. I'M SERIOUSLY GOING TO SLIT HER GOD DAMN THROAT.
- Slit anyone's throat who goes by the nickname of 'Boobeez'.
*- Kill Fefe Dobson
*- Actually, come to think of it, I'm going to torture the shit out of Avril
- Rape Dani Filth. <3 Lacey can have him instead. He's short. LOL
*- Frodo and I are going to kidnap people, take them somewhere unknown, torture them, possibly sexual torture, and then murder them. Nope!
- Frodo's going to kidnap people FOR me to kill. He's a good boyfriend. Yeah... Nope.
- Travel
- Have a topless jello fight.
- Streak on Halloween. Why did I cross that off? I don't remember. I'm still streaking next Halloween LOL.
- Break out in song and dance like they do in the movies.
***- Murder Sherry Cullum. I swear I'm gunna cut her into pieces.
- Attempt to have sex in a moshpit. LOL
- Bring a Slip N Slide to one of the shows
- Murder bad teeth Kayla. LOL. She's got a kid now. I can't do it LOL
- Jess is coming up for the summer and we're gunna be hammered 24/7. It's going to be great.
- Have sex ON a Slip N Slide
- Have sex on silk sheets LOL
- Get tragus done I don't want it anymore...
- Get anti-tragus done
- Get daith done
- Get Dez from Coal Chamber/Devil Driver to sign my ass Fucking bastard. I had two opportunities to get this done and he left early both times. >=(! I HAVE THREE MORE CHANCES IN LESS THAN A WEEK LOL
- Kill Holly Parenteau for being stupid

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