The Insiders
Now. These are me and Jorie's insiders, so therefore, none of you will get them. LOL. But! A few of you know some of them so it's kinda funny. Anyway, this list keeps growing.. and yeah.. we have so many of these fucking insiders. And some are just there to make the list bigger.
1. Some people call it ELECTRICITY
2. Miar!
3. Ass! [Oops! I mean awh!]
4. You guys look like a bunch of heepies
5. Takes little Indian boys for retards
6. Weeeeeeeeee’z ordering pizza!
7. You guys look like… hospital
8. Heavy D!
9. It’s usually
10. “How does Santa look?” “He looks like good!”
11. Fly Monster
12. "NO! Jorie! That's my beer!" "OH MY GOD I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY!" *freaking out*
13. Why are you holding a camera too?
14. Oh..
15. Eem! [Eemreh] "...Eem. HAHAHAHAHA. MEG MEG.. I SAID EEM."
16. Witches House
17. “Now that’s talent!” “Salad?”
18. “What do you call him then, Big C?” “NO, 133”
19. Punkhouse
20. Fist Cam
21. For my major speech.. I’d have to say.. They’re awesome.
22. LOLOO!
23. *Jorie drunk* "KAY. If mom or dad sees me.. I'm gunna tell them this is orange juice. Cause it's breakfast time!"
24. *Jorie falling off the pole* “Am I dirty, Meg?”
25. Where the hell are you going!?
26. Shmokin paper
27. The Bulge
28. Ah feel so viah-lated
29. Raping little girls
30. Kazuko Kaig
31. Pantene Pro V’d it
32. I believe in a thing called love!
33. Avril Sucks and Avril Really Sucks [with Stark]
34. Hi Girls! How are you today?
35. *Pointing at the sidewalk*
36. Cabbage Soup
37. Lucy chewing gum
38. Jorie spilling her slush
39. Jorie sitting on her pita
40. I’m pad
41. Valerie Alice Hector Brown
42. Bud make it better
43. Hello, my name is Jesus Orgasm!
44. Gir...dl...e?..
45. Cliterus
46. Daaang what da heck you doin’!?
47. You’re cut!
48. He’s half brown
49. Here’s your morning present!
50. Erna Marla Cuntrag
51. Agina and Iron Cunt [hetero lifemates]
52. Sadie and Ouisch
53. “Here’s a head dress, Robby. Can I fuck you wearing this?”
54. “Here’s a head dress, Robby. Can I DRAW you wearing this? Wearing.. Only.. This?”
55. www.ugly.com
56. Prairie Dog!
57. He’s gay.. He’s married.. He’s cheating on his girlfriend..
58. Are you being rude to my brother?
59. Stop giving the donkeys sexual favors, the kangaroos are getting jealous! [waay back in the day, like grade 5 and 6]
60. *Jorie falling down the stairs* “Heh..”
61. Here, have my rag!
62. What a nice man.. Letting his dog run wild like that
63. *handshake*
64. Jorie dressing up the mannequin
65. “You have a black bra” “NOT FOR YOU”
66. Can he lick them with his tongue?
67. "...Jorie.." *Lila falling down the stairs*
68. Dance harder!
69. *Jorie’s pants around her ankles running to the door*
70. The Komboucha Mushroom People sitting around all daaaaay!
71. I’m a bracist. That’s racist, with a B!
72. Happy clown Meg
73. Cuntin
74. “What’s your name? My friend wants to know”
75. Nerds for breckie
77. “Where were you mom, did you get detoured?” “I was squeezing Duane’s zit!”
78. “I’m coming down Meagan. Kay? Kay? Kay? KAY?”
79. My ass aroo’d
80. *Jorie answering phone* “Hello?” “HOW ARE YA!?”
81. HAWZ MUH OTHER DAUGHTER!?
82. “MOM, DID YOU JUST FLICK A BOOGER INTO MY MOUTH?”
83. “Did you take my pillow?” “It’s right there..” “Oh.. I’m just pissed eh”
84. "Terry! My face is totally bunged up"
85. "I'm not a scientist. I can't fucking get a burner and burn stuff up and figure it out. I mean, what do you want me to do about it. Worry and get upset? I'll get cancer from worrying."
86. "Meg, there's a paperclip stuck in my braces!"
87. Jorie running outside naked in the winter.
88. Shut Up-o!
89. Cheers with grill cheese and milk, from a hundred miles apart.
90. "You were saying your uncle was gunna take you out on the lake cause... he... rented it.."
91. "Enhance!"
92. Excellent!
93. It's like a new pair of underwear, at first it's constrictive, but after awhile it becomes a part of you.
94. "Do I frighten you?" "No." "Do you want me to?"
95. Amir of the Desert.
96. Party. Bonus.
97. What is a wedding? Webster's dictionary defines weddings as... the process of removing weeds from ones garden.
98. Get a new conditioner! Your ends are totally split.
99. "And for me? A SCREAMING Orgasm on the beach with extra sugar on the rim! Yum!"
100. "I better hit the little girls room, before I soak my panties. --- BY THAT I MEAN... My girlfriends panties. Which I carry with me... to... pee in! What? You don't pee in your girlfriends panties? What kind of gay club is this?! Hey Everyone! Check out this guy! Not peeing in his chicks panties..."
101. YO BABY, YOU EVER HAD YOUR ASSHOLE LICKED BY A FATMAN IN AN OVERCOAT?
102. Balls balls, where where? IN MY MOUTH!
103. NOOO! I'll tell about the memories!
104. "Vamoose!" "You're a moose!"
105. "Quite smite, actually."
106. Yeah, answering machines never lie.
107. Erna merna merna mern.
108. Holy hardly shit!
109. Girls just wanna have fun when the working day is done. HAH HAH.
110. I never knew wife and husband had break.
111. "You're sexy." "I know." "Does it hurt?" "I KNOW!"
112. "Oh Jorie.. I laughed my ass off last week. *giggles*" "Oh yeah?" "Yeah!" "Aren't you gunna tell me the story?" "NO!"
113. "What do you Hectors want for supper?" "You're Hector." "NO! You're Hector!" *laughter* "THAT'LL BE OUR INSIDER, KAY?"
114. Elvis Presley stance
115. A gentle slope.
116. "I don't see how guys get pleasure out of that, I mean.. it's in the ass." "YEAH! I'LL SHOW YOU SOMETIME!"
117. "Yeah I don't really remember what we say but I always remember laughing about them afterward... *pause* happy..."
118. "Yeah, I used to be the leader of the group but now I just walk in front cause no one else wants to walk with me, and I just make it look like I'm looking for somebody or I have somewhere to go."
119. Battery Anus Boy
120. Little Penguin Girl
121. The Banished Man
122. "I wanna get my nose pierced." "YOU'RE UGLY!"
123. Jorie running to the door in her bra
124. "Oh I stole your seatbelt thing. I'm sorry..."
125. "WE BOUGHT FREE CHIPS!"
126. Bonsai Kittens. Enough said.
127. "And then I'll like, explode in my sleep." "And I'll wake up and see you spontaneously combusted on my floor." [Pepsi and Pop rocks]
128. "Ira? Are you going to be alright in your lonesome?"
129. "I like how he mouths the insider."
130. "I'm doing my pants down right now."
131. Mom, help me pee
132. "Eating cheese will give you zits, so don't eat zits."
133. Horse shows
134. "Yeah, I could do that. But... I'm not going to do that. Because.. I don't want to. And... *sigh* I just can't seem to find my way around that."
135. What song do you like?
136. "I smell genitalia."
137. Kickin' Feet Halcrow and Running Buffalo Crowchild Chocolate Bikini Halcrow
138. "Asshole." "MMM.. Casserole!"
139. No more "assome" because Avril is a fag.
140. "I think he caught of a whiff of my... Greaires cheese.."
141. "Mom, don't come down here, I'm naked!" "Me too!"
142. Smilin' like a honeybee
143. "I'm so drunk.. oh gaaaaaaaaaawd I'm so hammered.. Ok... comin' down....*silence* BULBASAUR!!!"
144. "Just don't eat so much drunk food."
145. "Do you like Pink Floyd?"
146. "I am looking for a redhead fucker with a bad attitude and a large gaping hole in his face for my big fat fucking cock"
147. "Eat my shit." "You first." "Would you like fries with that?" "No, I want a coke."
148. "Was it you who placed the ad in the herald aboot fucking your mom?"
149. "I remember at the Fischl, the fair was always like..." Jorie's slightly dyslexic, we believe.
150. "Hey baby, is it just me or did you get bigger?"
151. "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS NEVER KNEW WHAT INTERBRED WAS" *laughter* "WHAT?!?!?" "It's not.. interbred, mom..." "Yeah, it's INBRED." "OH!! HAHAHAHAHHA!!"
152. "I don't fucking believe it... you guys are bitches."
153. "Mom.. wake up.. mom." *talking french..* "MEMERE!!! GO GET THE BABY!!" "MOM WAKE UP. We're going to Bender's." "Bender with the vitamins?" Mom.. who am I?" "YOU'RE IN THE PANCAKES!"
154. *lunges* "OH.. SORRY." -later- "YEAH YEAH... THE BLUE ONE. NONO, THE LIGHT BLUE ONE. NO, THAT ONE OVER THERE ... AHH YES!!!!"
155. Oddward!
156. "Yeah, he's probably sitting on the step smackin' on a cig."
157. DehyDRATED.
158. "PRETEND WE'RE SLEEPING. *throws arm over Meg* SHHH ITS OKAY, SHH."
159. Whoa, you just ran over my foot there.
160. COMMUNICATION!!!
161. That crazy fat lady on the riding mower...
162. Kar-oke.
163. Jorie puking all over the bathroom at the motel. "OMG THERE'S TOILETPAPER ON THE WALL"
164. We don't have anymore chocolate in Saskatchewan, just chocolate people.
165. Scratch and sniff underwear
166. Which key does this door open?
167. Where am I going?
168. DALLAS! "What" "I didn't say anything" *silence* "What?" "...I didn't say ANYTHING." "Oh okay." *silence* "What?" "I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING."
169. "Here you go David" "You're welcome!"
170. "I'll give you 100 bucks if you have sex with a monkey. and a lesbian. a lesbian monkey."
171. MONKEY ARMY
172. "Hey monkeyface" "No... tis Mohawk" HAHAHHA. Stupid poser lesbian.
173. "You laugh me"
174. SOFAR
175. "Meagan I think I wanna get back into guitar." "Oh do you?" "Yeah! *airguitaring motion* I need something to do with my hands!"
176. Miss Adventure. "It's always a misadventure with Miss Adventure!"
177. "Meg I know why the camera wasn't working" "Why?" "Well you know when I do stupid things and make a big deal out of it." "Yeah?" "Well, there was no batteries in the camera."
178. "Are you a virgin?" "SURE AM!" "I understand why."
179. "Well, that wasn't what I was expecting, but you know, that's good."
180. Just the two of us
181. Jorie's shit that made her think her ass was bleeding. LOL!!
182. "I don't like that, me, a woman doctor."
183. "Yeah that story will never die" "Yeah it won't cause I almost died.... laughing."
184. Yeah? A chocolate bar? That sounds GREAT Racheal!
185. "Yeah I called her from a street phone."
186. "I was going to leave the room so you and Robby could get down and....native..."
187. "Something is weird happening to me."
188. "He drives a BIG TRUCK"
189. "They were married for 50 years. FIFTY."
190. "I'm thirsty" "Well here, have some of this Mountain Dew. It's warm but it's wet. *pause* OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."
191. Jorie's intimate dancing