I Have Never: [Anything with an x beside it means it has not been done]
(-) been drunk
(x) smoked pot
(-) kissed a member of the opposite sex
(-) kissed a member of the same sex
(x) crashed a friend's car
(-) ridden in a taxi
(-) been in love
(-) had sex with a member of the opposite sex
(-) had sex with a member of the same sex
(x) had a threesome
(-) had sex in public
(x) practiced bondage
(x) been caught masturbating
(x) had anal sex
(-) been dumped
(x) shoplifted
(x) been fired from a job
(-) been in a fist fight
(-) snuck out of my parents' house
(x) pissed on myself
(x) been arrested
(-) made out with a stranger
(x) stolen something from work
(x) celebrated New Year's Eve in Times Square
(x) gone on a blind date
(-) lied to a friend
(x) had a crush on a teacher
(x) celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(x) been to Europe
(-) skipped school
(-) cut myself on purpose
(x) slept with a coworker
(x) had sex at the office
(-) seriously contemplated murder
(x) been married
(x) been divorced
(x) had children