XtempoXtantrumX - lyrics:
Tempo Tantrum
Louse
The 7 Deadly Sins and their Opposite Virtues
Abortion Outlet Mall
Heavenly Noise
Pagan Beans
Bah Bah Black Sheep
Fuck My School
Virgil's VD
The Boys in Blue are Coming for You
LOL BRB OMG TTYL LMAO WTF NCAA...
WWscottybagsWW
Git 'im on up
M^4 (ssendam yratilim gninrom yadnom)
Adventure Island (AI)
Bubonic Chronic
Robot Love
Only YOU can prevent homosapien fires
Little Bear Eats Mushrooms
Insect Necrophilia
Sodomized by a bloody meat hook
Ribasa (Day-vid Lea Rahth)
Carnage, Demise!
Get out of my way, fucking Shakespeare
Can I Get a Witness?!
XtXtX
It's fall in my heart
Beat party house mix #4
ENC experimentalnoisecore - lyrics:
Fancy Walkin' Solitary Jingle
Jungle of Slunk, Debeaked
This Snack's On Us (the Ultimate Eating Snack)
Bourgeois Opera Theatre
Ivy League Chamber Orchestra
Sports Ministry Event
Canada's Finest Easy Listening
Elementary School Children's Extracurricular Musical Piece
Song Inspired by TV Set and Lord of the Rings
Ditties Bequeathed by CTK-411, pt. I
Ditties Bequeathed by CTK-411, pt. II
Eckah (Donkeybunch song)
Tom Hanks, who is drinking diet coke, is a war monger and is responsible for all pigs killed today
Tempo Tantrum
Jurgen, Virgil - dec. '02
Heh. Heh! Heh heh heh heh! Weeee. Oooeee. Wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka. Gibbly gibbly Gibraltar gibbly gibby gibbatar. Wah wah! Uck. Huey. Bop buh dee bup. Bup buh bayo. Barbados. Wak uh boo. Wakka ah wah! Flamingo. Eh! eh eh eh, eh eh eh. Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh! What I'm trying to tell you is use prophylactics. Have hope. Be happy! Do you see the light? Waaahh!!! (12x) Duh duh. Gibbly snack. Nao, didi mau, Joao. Ooh. Take it down, brother. Slow it down now. (down tempo) ... (up tempo) (indecipherable hardcore screams) Pick it up pick it up, heh heh heh... (indecipherable hardcore screams) We've got to go! Whoooaa! Listen to me! Core! Ah! This is the real fuckin' metal. This is the real Mccoy. Hey, don't turn your back on me you fucking piece of shit. You broke your edge! Wah! Oooooooohhhh ahhhh.
take it to the top
Louse
Jurgen, Virgil - dec. '02
Pick a peck of pickled peppers. Hehh. Chocolate covered bagels. Beef beef beef. The other red meat, beef. Yogurt treats are in my mind. Yogurt treats are in my dreams. You can't beat this yogurt treat. Eh, yogurt treat all over your shirt. Woah, moah. Jiggidi' bo? Pick a peck of pickled peppers. Uh! Be sure to check for lice! ooo-eh! Like is like a. Lice is like enthusiasm, it spreads! It spreads. Spread that word to your mom. "Yogurt treats bitch." Bitch! Are you tolerant? Well goD loves us all. Be tolerant, be youthful. Eat your greens. Collard greens. And then some yogurt. Be open minded, crucify (your sins). Ooh-ah. (indecipherable hardcore screams) Crucified to the X. Don't poison your mind with, with, modern society, or drugs! Drugs.
movin' on up
The 7 Deadly Sins and their Opposite Virtues
Virgil, Jurgen - dec. '02
The 7 deadly sins and their opposite virtues. Pride! Covetousness! Lust! Anger! Gluttony! Envy! Sloth! Humility, liberality, chastity, meekness, temperance, brotherly love, diligence. These are the opposite virtues of the 7 deadly sins. Sins crying to heaven for vengeance: the sin of Sodom, waahhh! Four last things to be remembered: Death, judgment, hell, heaven!!!
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Abortion Outlet Mall
Jurgen, Mike - jan. '03
Ahhhh. Wuh wuh wuh wuh. Raping the corpses, bleeding. Rigor mortis sets in! (?) Oohhhh. Wah! Ooohhh. Bloody corpses! Raping dead babies. Bashing skull. Abortion outlet malls.
un-down
Heavenly Noise
Mike, Jurgen - jan. '03
Die. Corpses. I hold your severed head up high. Decapitation. Raping your throat. Your mouth would make a nice urinal. Bloody sucking... bloody corpses! Bloody corpses, graveyard, and burning churches. Wah no no weeba weeba wawawa. No no no! Oh bloody! Thank you lord. Jesus is our savior. I see him, I see the light father. Father, I see the light. I'm sorry for my behavior. Ooohhh. Eh!
take me to the top
Pagan Beans
Kentius, Jurgen, Virgil, Flip - jan. '03
Myah myah myah. Pagan beans, grown in the magical garden of evil. Zeus made them organic - in the Earth. Real organic beans. Ichabob crane, shebay, boo! Organic beans. Certified by the Greek mythologic pantheon. Waaaa! Mom's got panties on, I can't doubt it, oh it's in my mouth. Mommy shot. Ya pagan, hey. Pagan beans the evil treat, pagan beans the evil treat. String beans. Pagan beans, bakin' pagans! Oh, bakin' pagans in their darn... uh... stove. Pagan beans pagan beans pagan beans pagan beeeeeans. Urinal cakes. Pagan, pagan! Uuhhhhhh pagan beans pagan beans pagan beans. Pagan pagan pagan! Pagan. Pagan beans, frank 'n' beans.
to the top, please
Bah Bah Black Sheep
Jurgen - jan. '03
Bah bah bah bah. Bah bah bah, bar-am-you! Bah bah bah, bah bah black sheep! Bah bah black sheep, where are you? I miss ya babe. Where have you gone? Bah bah black sheep, you cheated on me. What happened to monogamy? You cheated on me. Bah bah bah, bar-am-you! I miss ya babe! Come back to me. Bah bah bah, bahhhhh fuck you! I don't miss you anymore babe. Get out of my life. I miss ya babe.
go back where you came from
Fuck My School
Jurgen, Virgil - dec. '02
Prison is like school. Uniforms and authority. Trophy cases. Desks. Tests and forms. Sports and todds. Cliques and school food. All these things make me sick. Fuck school fuck school... Fuck school! Fuck my school! Fuck fuck school! Fuck my fuck my fuck my school, fuck school. Sports, school, play sports. Fuck school.
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Virgil's VD
Virgil - dec. '02
Weeee. Weeeee. Weeeeee. Woooooow. Waaaaaaaaahhhhhh. Ooooahh.
can't top this
The Boys in Blue are Coming for You
Virgil, Jurgen - dec. '02 (f the po)
But they're just doing their jobs! A man's gotta make a living, doesn't he? Cap the cop, police brutality. Kill the po, that's all you know. That uniform is nothing but trouble. The boys in blue. They're coming for you. The boys in blue they're coming for you! Watch out for that garrote. Ah, it's on my scrote! Garrote my scrote. We need to riot, come on let's try it. Riot. Attack them in their blindside. Burn down krispy kreme! Then we shall reign supreme. Ahh! Ahh! Hey, I'm just doing my job. Fuckin' punk, why don't you get off the street? It's past curfew, we're gonna send some helicopters out for ya! You been drinkin', huh? Let me smell your breath you piece of shit! You're goin' down, you're goin' down. Police! Brutality!
hey you, top it
LOL BRB OMG TTYL LMAO NCAA...
Virgil, Jurgen - dec. '02
a/s/l? 16/f/fl! OMg. h-a-h-a. lol lol lol. brb! ok. idn! ttyl! wtf omg! omg prp! what the fuck are you talking about? what the fuck are you talking about? NBA! NFL! NCA double A! mlp ba! ftaa imf! nato eu! wto united states government! fbi cia dea! afl cio! fica! hnto! omg lol! hahahaha. heeheehee. huhuhuh. whahahhaa. wuhuhehehe. oh my goD, wooah. Check out my website! FU. FU you fucking frog. FT ttyl.
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WWscottybagsWW
Jurgen, Virgil - feb. '03
Wha wha wha wha! wwww wwww wwww! Eckah eckah. wwww. wwww! Eckah! Eckah! wwww wwww wwww wha, wha wha wha. Scotty Bags has a beautiful voice. Eekaaaaaaaaah. wwww!
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Git 'im on up
Jurgen, Virgil - jan. '03
Git 'im on up, git 'im on down. (Git 'im on up, git 'im on down.) [10x?] Get it up, get it up. I'm Bob Dole, I have ED. Get it up. (clapping, not skin flute)
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M^4 (ssendam yratilim gninrom yadnom)
Jurgen, Virgil - dec. '02 (we'll take care of the axis of evil, you take care of domestic dissent)
(backwards Full Metal Jacket) Murder kill. Murder kill. Sacrifice yourself for the common good. Die for your country. (Don't believe.) We are individuals. We are individual sheep. Ahhh. Murder, murder, murder. Destroy the enemy, before he gets to you. Right now he's thinking about killing you. Kill him first, KILL! Also buy war bonds! Defend the liberty and justice. Join the navy! (backwards Barbecue Man) You see, if they don't speak english, shoot them! They're an enemy to our nation, to our liberty, to our freedom! Buy! NOW. (a la dubya) Either you're with us or with the terrorists. Hehhh! JOIN US.
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Adventure Island (AI)
Kentius, Jurgen, Virgil, Erok - feb. '03 (please read Kentius' AI page. It's a short and entertaining piece.)
Uuh. Yo. Yo. Turn it up, yeah, that's right. Yeah, like that. No, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah that's right. Yo yo yo yo. Name! My name is Kentius, I pay the rentius when it's due. Niggaz wanna screw with me? No, fuck you. Yo. Fuck you niggaz I'm comin' straight from the Island of Enchantment. It's Adventure Island, AI man. AI. Yo yo check check one two. Shit yeah! Shit yeah! Shit yeah! Check check one two shit yeah! shit yeah! Check check one two! Shit yeah! I'm gonna pass the mic cuz I ain't got the time to rhyme, man. Check it out. I'm a African, I'm a African! I used to have some zebras. Adventure Island's my home. It's not about where you stay, it's about the Motherland. The grass is green. The trees are tall. Zebras have big balls. Cancer grows, everyone knows. Yo yo yo yo yo man, yo man. Yo, cancer grows, everybody knows how to get down with my... fellow toke. Can you smoke some dank nougat? Dank nougat muthafucka smoke that shit! Yo.
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Bubonic Chronic
Kentius - feb. '03
These nougats be dank! I'm high off my ass. Nigga puff that grass and then you pass. Sweetest shit I ever did smoke, bubonic chronic - we love to toke.
this shit be tops
Robot Love
Erok - mar. '03
Robots. I love my robot. I went to Japan, got myself a robot from that great land. The previous year, the robots took over Japan. Now they own Japan, I own Japan, cuz I own a robot that owns Japan. Robot power!
high tops
Only YOU can prevent homosapien fires
Jürgen and Mike - mar. '03
Man I love fire. Light my fire!
Sometimes I just wanna watch myself burn. (...) start yourself on fire. But (...), if it says flammable it's good. You can drink some too, burn out your insides. Straight alcohol might make it taste better. Try it with a molotov, baby. Hey, where'd you get those matches? I don't know, I was playing with 'em. Well, we're doused in gasoline... what are we going to do next? We're gonna burn, like fuckers. Hey, hey, don't light that match! What are you doing?! No! I'm on fire, I'm burning... AAHHH! I'm on fiiiire! Bwyuh bwyuh bwyuh. I'm on fire, buhhhh. Ehh ehhh bwuh bweh bowwoww. (bleeding?) Wee ooo. I'm on fire! I'm on fire! I'm on fire! I'm gonna burn 'til I die! Light the match, light me on fire. Okay... BIIIIITCH.
topper hayden
Little Bear Eats Mushrooms
Gunther, Erok, Jürgen, Virgil, Lilly - mar. '03
(Little bear amazing sounds versus cougar... EEHHEHHHEHHH rarr rar rar.) Don't discriminate. Little bear eats the mushrooms, little bear eats the mushrooms, the psilocybin mushrooms. Oh, the patchwork of colors, big butterflies. Little bear eats the mushroom! Ohhh. Ahh! Ahhh! Ouhhuhhhuh. Gibopbob. Ohhhh doooh! Hau... hau euh. AHH! Uhhuhuhuhuh. Rrraarrrrr! Mushroooommsss ohhhh. Eat 'em up! Wooahhh woahh. Woooaaahhhh! oh uhuhuh oohhhh ohhhh. Buhgo. (Little bear versus cougar... rraarrrr.) They're coming... [from an ENC song] (In the background is Lilly chanting in a stereotypical native american manner to the bongos.) (The last guitar lick skiff jazzy jeff involves Erok attempting to pull out a string... look for it on the documentary, available at Best Buy stores from the Sony Corporation and Virgin Records.)
top down, stay out of my biznass
Insect Necrophilia
Di$pencer, Jürgen, Virgil - apr. '03
Insect necrophilia. Praying mantis - the female cuts the male's head off, then fucks his dead body. Insect necrophilia. Insect. Necro. Philia. One... two... three... fucking the dead body. Insect. Necro. Philia. Formaldehyde! (death cough)
uppers
Sodomized by a bloody meat hook
Di$pencer, Jürgen, Steph-uh-knee - apr. '03
"We can go down to my meat freezer; uh don't worry, I'm just a normal person." "What do you mean? What's that bloody meat hook?" "Come here, I'll show you." Sodomized by a meat hook! Sodomized by a meat hook! Meat hook! Bloody meat hook! Sodomized by a bloody meat hook! Meat hook! Bloody meat hook! It's normal, I just want to be like everyone else. I'm just normal, don't worry, it's just a little blood. Don't worry! sodomized... meat hook.
get high
Ribasa
Day-vid Lea Rahth - may '03
A-capella noise, two tracks of Day-vid Lea Rahth's beautiful voice.
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Carnage, Demise!
Älskarinna, Erok, Jürgen, Virgil, Day-vid Lea Rahth - may '03
Carnage, demise. The gates of hell opened for me. As far as these eyes could see. Torment the fucking souls. EEEEIIIAAAAA
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Get out of my way, fucking Shakespeare
Erok, Gunther, Virgil - may '03
Fortinbras ate my dog. Laertes is really hairy-tes, recognize! Thou art a fishmonger, sir. Hey, Horatio Fellatio on the phone, thine. [rest of lyrics coming soon]
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Can I Get a Witness?
Virgil, Erok, Älskarinna, Jürgen - may '03
"Can I get a witness?" followed by the names of almost every bible book, including Virgil's mistake of saying "One Kings" instead of "First Kings". Jesus, Jehovah, Yahweh! Rewrite the bible, god is your looooord. Malachi!
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XtXtX
Erok, Day-vid Lea Rahth, Virgil - august '03
Young man, get that gun out of your mouth. I said, young man, get your shit straight right now. I said young man, get rid of those eerie footsteps moaning and unearthly cries. There's no need to be unhappy. It's fun to make noise with XtXtX! It's fun to be sexist with XtXtX. They have everything for you men to enjoy. You can make sexist remarks with all your boys. It's fun to make noise with XtXtX. It's fun to be sexist with XtXtX. You can get yourself reamed. You can have a good meal - made by women. No man makes noise all by himself. Young man, put your pride on the shelf. Just go there to XtXtX. I'm sure they can help you par-ty. It's fun to make noise with XtXtX. It's fun to be sexist with XtXtX. And smoke bongs! Drugs, man! Yeah! oooooh ahhhh. X-t x-t. X-t x-t. wah wah wah. wabba wabba.
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It's fall in my heart
Erok, Virgil - august '03
(crying) Why do you have to leave? (crying) Whyyyyy did you have to leave? Leaving was the last thing I thought you were going to do. Why you gotta - leave? without meeee? You're always leaving me. It's the story of my life. You leave me, always leaving. XXXX YOU LEAVE ME. IF YOU EVER FUCKING DO THAT AGAIN I'LL KILL YOU. DON'T LEAVE ME. ETC. STOP LEAVING ME!! XXXX This happens for the last time, no more leaving. (crying) Why you gotta leave me like that? You never said you were going to leave before. Why you gotta leave now? Please don't leave.
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Beat party house mix #4
Erok, Virgil - august '03
Get up on this - beat party. Lyle! Drums mean dance party! Let's dance my house to this funky beat. Party party party party. Drink drink drink drink drink drink drink. Todd todd sports sports sports. Let's go party in the attic! Lyle. Get down, get down, get down, beat beat party house mix! Get up, get up, get up, house beat party mix. No, get down get down get down. No, get up, get up. Say what? Get up. Beat, beat, pickled beet. Party #4, blehdfg. I got a keg in the back. I got a pound of hash. I got a kilo of crack, want some crack?
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Fancy Walkin' Solitary Jingle
Larry Pol Pot, Virgil - aug. '02
easy listening core.
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Jungle of Slunk, Debeaked
Lilly, Larry, Virgil - jan. '03 (animal liberation interspecies communication inspired by The Jungle by Upton Sinclair... see Slunk after the Hands got him, here)
Salve. Salve salve. Welcome to the jungle! My name's Slunk. I don't want to be a chicken no more. I don't want to be a chicken, I don't want to be a duck, so I'll be a... so I'll be a slunk, lut dut dut dut. I'm lonely in my cage, which was designed for something smaller than me. I'm lonely in there. All the other chickens are scared. All the other chickens say, "You're gonna be packaged in plastic someday. Just like Old Roy." Old Roy had a mouth. Then one day, the Hands got him. AAAAHHH! Oooohhh. I don't want to be slunk, I don't want to be slunk! I don't waaaaaooohhhhh. Wahhh hkkkhhhkk. Please don't debeak me.
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This Snack's On Us (the Ultimate Eating Snack)
Lilly, Larry, Virgil - jan. '03 (overprocessed byproducts consumerism is healthy!)
I'm dressed like a dorito. Ahh. Corn, corn, corn, corn, vegetable oil - contains one or more of the following! Corn, soybean, sunflower, partially hydrogenated soybean oil. Cheddar cheese, cultured milk, salt, enzymes! dorito's nacho cheesier brand flavor. Yes my friend, doritos (registered brand) nacho cheesier (registered brand) flavor tortilla chips are bold (trademark), but are they daring? Daring. Salt! Buttermilk solids, wheat flour, whey protein concentrate! Romano cheese from cow's milk. Cultured milk, salt, enzymes! Tomato powder, monosodium glutamate. Onion powder. WHEY! Garlic powder, dextrose, sugar. Sodium phosphate! Lactic acid! Natural flavors spice citric acid parmesan cheese cultured salt milk enzymes artificial colors including yellow 6 red 40 disodium benzoate sodium guanylate! NO PRESERVATIVES! Is every crunchy doritos (registered brand) tortilla chip loaded with tangy nacho cheese flavor? Why yes! Have they just the right blend of spices? But of course. BOLD. So the real question is: Are you daring? Try all the other bold doritos (registered brand trademark) flavors. doritos (registered brand) - for the bold and daring. www.doritos.com. BUY BUY BUY. When I grow up, I want to be a dorito! At frito lay, se habla espanol. Plano, TX. Registered brand. duh... doritos! Meh.
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Bourgeois Opera Theatre
Virgil, Lilly, Larry - jan. '03
Hey, come on Lilly, get off the couch, we're gonna go to the opera. No, I want to watch tv! No, I want to watch tv! All right, we're going to the opera. No, I want to watch tv! Welcome to the Bourgeois Opera Theatre. Now we will listen to the opera song. Ready for the opera song. Jean sevanmanfrohon, The Opera. Turn it to the disney channel. Ahhhh. So how's this opera, huh? Yeah. It's not as wholesome as that television, huh? You could learn a lot more. Come on, turn the channel! Time for the bourgeois break, or, also known in the english language as the intermission. The intermission. So what do you want for a snack, huh? I'm gonna have some doritles, and some skittles. Look, it's Elliot from ET. Oohh ahhh ooohh ahhhh AAHH! Oh we're missing the opera. Ooh ah ah ah ah ah ah. AAH. Hey old man, tell your little girl to be quiet. I'm trying to watch the opera, and be happy! Hey listen we could have watched tv instead, buh. Don't worry, be happy. This is the wonderful story of uh, a man named OJ Simpson. Nows lemmes tell you about the bourgeois opera. You go to the opera, and you pull out your wallet, and you give them the money, and you give them the money you worked hard for. The money that you stole from the people who clean the house you live in. They clean the bathroom. One of them's name is Larry. He's rizzy grumpy. But sometimes the grumpy Larry is happy, happy happy happy. The grumpy, oh back to the opera. There are horses, no there aren't in the opera. Let me tell you more about the opera. Opera, oh there's things in the opera, there's things, oh yes.
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Ivy League Chamber Orchestra
Virgil, Larry - aug. '02
easy listening core.
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Sports Ministry Event
Lilly, Virgil, Larry - jan. '03 (see the S.P.O.R.T.S. site and the sports bill.) Sports!
Welcome to the inaugural sports ministry event. Up first, sports! Oh yeah, sports, play, win win win win win! Compete. Crazy but true football stories, yeah. NOW, for our first event - TV! I'm a professional armchair wrestler. Hey! Just gimme the remote, just gimme the remote, just gimme the remote. Or I'll wring it from your barren, frozen hands. I said give me it! You won't give me the remote? Then we'll play a different sport. Overeating. Gimme some more fat! There ain't enough fat on my meat! krispy kreme, mmm. I eat 'em, mmm. Diabetes, mmm. Are we still fighting about the remote? Know what I like about krispy kreme? The damage it does to my skin. krispy kreme. The absence of sports facilities has turned our youth into an army in total disarray. It is unhealthy and leads to... uh... anger. Sports!
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Canada's Finest Easy Listening
Virgil, Larry, San Bernardino (frater Larrii) - aug. '02
easy listening core.
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Elementary School Children's Extracurricular Musical Piece
Virgil, Larry - aug. '02
easy listening core. Nietzsche.
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Song Inspired by TV Set and Lord of the Rings
Larry, Virgil, San Bernardino - aug. '02
easy listening core. They're coming they're coming they're coming they're coming they're coming they're coming they're coming they're coming they're coming! They're coming. They're coming. They're coming? They're here they're here they're here they're here they're here they're here they're here.
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Ditties Bequeathed by CTK-411, pt. I
Larry, San Bernardino, Virgil - aug. '02
easy listening core. Let's blow up the world. No.
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Ditties Bequeathed by CTK-411, pt. II
San Bernardino, Larry, Virgil - aug. '02
easy listening core. Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way, oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh!
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Eckah (Donkeybunch song)
SNES, Nutrition, Trimester (Virgil) - oct. '01? (this song was recorded with a camcorder before the production of Hot Male)
Click it off Aaron. Eckah, eckah, eckah, eckah. Eckah eckah eckah eckah eckah eckah. Eckah eckah eckah moko moko! Eckah eckah eckah eckah, moko mokooooo. Eckah, eckah. Mokers, moko. Eckah. Eckah, moko, ookers. Eckah! Eckah! Eckah! Eckah. Eckah's the word, eckah. Ookers.
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Tom Hanks, who is drinking diet coke, is a war monger and is responsible for all pigs killed today
Larry, Virgil, Lilly - aug. '02
easy listening core that's hard on the ears. (no keyboard, just guitar licks.) I want corn dog.
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