[ Pinnacle of Perfection - ABOSLUTLY PERFECT! ]
The PERFECT Journey Begins: All-Star Entertainment will be holding a show on January 2nd, live from the Staples Center in the new years. What a way to start things for ASE. Nobody won't believe who Vince Russo signed on the dotted line. That man is Mr. PERFECT! Everybody knows he probably accomplished more things than anybody else in the world.. The PINNACLE OF PERFECTION Journey will begin on January 2nd when Mr. Perfect make his debut match in a Battle Royal with ten other superstars. Just for the records fellas, Mr. Perfect has brought Bobby Heenan with him and you won't believe who else he had brought with him. He's a legend and when I say legend don't die, i'm talking about The Nature Boy RIC FLAIR! Who ever thought that Mr. Perfect & Ric Flair would team up again? It's been like fourteen years since they were a team. Can they turn this world PERFECT? Hell, could we see Mr. Perfect vs Ric Flair for the world title in the new years? You better turn in Anarchy because everyone knows IT'LL BE THE PERFECT EVENT OF THE YEAR IN THE RIGHT TIME! MUHAHAH
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Perfection Production #
1 - " I'm the PERFECT DECISION!
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The Perfection of Pinnacle logo fades up. A desire video is playing of Mr. Perfect by "Creed" After the video was playing, big pop for Mr. Perfect because nobody doesn't know why he hasn't been in wrestling quite awhile. The camera pans where Mr. Perfect was standing with another big pop from the fans. Mr. Perfect was laughing while he was chewing his gum. He was standing right next to Bobby "THE BRAIN" Heenan. Mr. Perfect throws the towel over at Bobby to give these people what they want.
' THE BRAIN ' Bobby Heenan: " Uhh, boss.. You want me to hold this for you? "
' THE PERFECT ONE ' Mr.
Perfect: " Huh? What do you think moron? "
' THE BRAIN ' Bobby Heenan: " Alright, sorry boss. "
' THE PERFECT ONE ' Mr.
Perfect: " There is nothin' to be sorry because i'm back! HA HA! "
' THE BRAIN ' Bobby Heenan: " I'm glad to hear, i knew you could do it. "
' THE PERFECT ONE ' Mr.
Perfect: " I can do anything, Bobby. You want to know why? Because i'm Perfect.. I have the perfect body, the perfect hair, the perfect dick, ha ha.. I'm just the perfect decesion to be the next ASE World Heavyweight Champion! Nobody can't deny that... NOBODY! "
' THE BRAIN ' Bobby Heenan: " Wow, i'm so happy to hear that. You haven't said that in a long time. Well anyway boss, what are we doing here in Heinz Field? "
' THE PERFECT ONE ' Mr.
Perfect: " You'll love this. As a matter of fact, I think this is the brillant idea to show all those superstars that are in the battle royal an example. You happen to hear a football player name Ben Roethlisberger? "
' THE BRAIN ' Bobby Heenan: " I don't think so.. Who the hell is he? He doesn't combine like a name to you. "
' THE PERFECT ONE ' Mr.
Perfect: " Are you stupid or what? He's the quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers. I don't get about why he doesn't combine a name like me. The man is everything. He is in top of his game just like I will be this Sunday night on Anarchy. He could spread the ball anywhere.. If he was losing, he could trail back in the 4th quarter quicker than a chicken wing. I don't know if you been paying attention to football this year but i'm not trying to be an ass or anything but have you been watching the animal planet channel? "
' THE BRAIN ' Bobby Heenan: " No.. I'm really sorry boss but I just don't follow football. "
' THE PERFECT ONE ' Mr.
Perfect: " That's one strike, Bobby. I thought we used to watch Monday night football ages ago? I never forgot that moment. What happened to you Bobby? You're not the "BOBBY" you used to be ten years ago. "
' THE BRAIN ' Bobby Heenan: " I know you don't like changes but boss, I'll do anything. If I have to cut my hair short like I did before, indeed I will.. I'll even trim my fingernails like you been assusing for years. I'll look for my old blue jacket later on. Did you get me a stuffed animal? "
Heenan shuts up after that frustrated look on Mr. Perfect's face.
' THE PERFECT ONE ' Mr.
Perfect: " It wouldn't be impossible. "
' THE BRAIN ' Bobby Heenan: " Yes, it would. "
' THE PERFECT ONE ' Mr.
Perfect: " No, it wouldn't! You're starting to get on my nerves so would you shut up so I could find where Ben Roethlisberger is? "
' THE BRAIN ' Bobby Heenan: " Sorry, boss.. I truly am sorry. I'll make anything up for this."
' THE PERFECT ONE ' Mr.
Perfect: " Two strikes! You know what three strikes means? "
Heenan nods.
' THE PERFECT ONE ' Mr.
Perfect: " If you get another strike, I'll tell you to go and get your bags and jets it! I don't care if we're friends or what, I'll do what's best for me.. Now please, BOBBY! "
Mr. Perfect & Heenan are in the field.. There are a couple players practicing for their big game this Sunday against Buffalo Bills. Mr. Pefect meets with Bill Cowher. He's the head honche for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Pefect then shakes Cowher hands.
' THE PERFECT ONE ' Mr.
Perfect: " What a pleasure, Ha Ha.. "
' STEELERS HEAD COACH ' Bill
Cowher: " You too.. I've been hearing so much about you all week. Those players are so excited about you being here. "
' THE PERFECT ONE ' Mr.
Perfect: " I hope i'm not wasting your time because i'm only here for one reason only.. "
' STEELERS HEAD COACH ' Bill
Cowher: " That's no problem.. You're welcome, anytime.. "
' THE PERFECT ONE ' Mr.
Perfect: " I really appreciate the offer, but no thanks. I'm a really busy worker these days. I only came here to see Ben Roethlisberger.. I believe he's your starting QB who tended his record 13-0 last Sunday? If i'm mistaken, then I understand. "
' STEELERS HEAD COACH ' Bill
Cowher: " He's down the field practicing with his boys.. He isn't doing too much after that big hit he took last Sunday. Well let me know if you need anything, alright? "
' THE PERFECT ONE ' Mr.
Perfect: " No problem, I can assure you that I will. "
Mr. Perfect/Heenan walks down the field.. They had a talk with the Offensive of Coordinator so they could speak with starting quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers which is no other than #7 BEN ROETHLISBERGER!
' THE PERFECT ONE ' Mr.
Perfect: " I'm not sure if you know me or not but I just want to tell you something.. UNBELIEVABLE! You're the real deal in the NFL right now. I know there are thousands of people that believe so. You don't mind if I have a chat with you because I hope i'm not bothering you. "
' THE PERFECT QB ' Big
Ben: " Haha, I ought to hear that. Thanks alot man. It means alot and no, you aren't bothering me. One thing, are you Mr. Perfect from ASE? If you are, I just want to tell you one thing. You are incredible.. I admire your work and you deserve alot credits in the ASE. "
' THE PERFECT ONE ' Mr.
Perfect: " Genuinely... It is Mr. Pefect! Ha Ha Ha!! I'm glad we just met. "
' THE PERFECT QB ' Big
Ben: " That's awesome, man.. I've been watching you for years. I don't know why people wouldn't give you the world title. That was bullshit. You deserve it in ASE. I'm definately watching it man. So, anyway.. What do you need man? "
' THE PERFECT ONE ' Mr.
Perfect: " I don't think I really need anything.. Bit weird. Maybe before I leave, can I throw the ball down the field? "
' THE PERFECT QB ' Big
Ben: " Sure, man. Hell, I will even give you an autograph.. "
' THE PERFECT ONE ' Mr.
Perfect: " Thanks, alot. "
' THE PERFECT QB ' Big
Ben: " Who's that old man standing next to you? Is that your Father? Tell him I said "hi" "
' THE BRAIN ' Bobby Heenan: " Did you hear that, boss? WHAT THE HELL? I don't look like an OLD MAN! "
' THE PERFECT QB ' Big
Ben: " I don't mean to be rude, But you do. "
' THE PERFECT ONE ' Mr.
Perfect: " Sorry, Bobby but Big Ben is right. It's not that big of a deel, anyway.. When I get old, I won't just have grey hair but i'll have perfect grey hair! Ha Ha! "
Mr. Perfect/Big Ben lets out a laugh at Heenan. He wasn't happy but there wasn't really anything he could do.
' THE PERFECT ONE ' Mr.
Perfect: " What do you think of my chances in the battle royal? "
' THE PERFECT QB ' Big
Ben: " Hmm.. You never know what could go down but in my opinion, I think there is a 100.5 percent chance of Mr. PERFECT becoming the next ASE World Heavyweight Champion! I just got this feeling in my stomach that it's your time. "
' THE PERFECT ONE ' Mr.
Perfect: " There aren't many people that thinks so because when Sunday night Anarchy come, i'm going to prove all the crictics wrong! I may be getting a little old but that doesn't change the fact that I have no chance of becoming the ASE WORLD CHAMPION! I've seen a quarterback like John Elway win the super bowl in his 40's. I've seen some older basketball players who wins the NBA Championship.. The fact of the matter is, it doesn't matter how old you get as long you get the job done! I'm not only gonna get the job done this Sunday night but i'm gonna finished it like always and that is doing it perfect! I don't really care who stands in my way because all I care right now is that fashion gold TITLE! I've been dreaming this for years and years and i've busted my ass for so long for an opportunity like this! I'm not gonna waste something that means so much to me. "
' THE PERFECT QB ' Big
Ben: " You're right about that. I know I have alot of works ahead of me but the one thing I want to accomplish right now is to win the superbowl! But like I been telling people in the world, my teammates gotta take it one step a time and that's the only way we'll get closer and closer. It's not about our records, it's about winning games and respects. That's what we're doing because that's what my job is. "
' THE PERFECT ONE ' Mr.
Perfect: " I think your teammates can pull this out because not only you're just good but in my opinion, your team are perfect! Ha Ha! I have never seen a perfect team play just so good this year. Anyway, you got a football because i'm running out of time here. "
' THE PERFECT QB ' Big
Ben: " Yeah, I do. One second.. "
Big Ben gives Mr. Perfect a football player. What is he going to do with it?
' THE PERFECT ONE ' Mr.
Perfect: " WATCH THIS! "
Mr. Pefect threw the ball down the field then give Big Ben a cocky smirk as he started running down the field.. Mr. Perfect just kept running as you can see the ball still up there.. Mr. Perfect then catches the ball in the redzone.. WOW! How he do that?
' THE PERFECT QB ' Big
Ben: " How you do that? That was just INCREIDIBLE! "
' THE PERFECT ONE ' Mr.
Perfect: " Ha Ha! That wasn't just a great past.. THAT.. was a perfect past!! Sorry Ben but I can't tell you my secrets. I gotta get going. Now this goes to all my opponents.. I just have one thing before I hit the road.. Ya'll are great but NOT PERFECT because... "

' THE PERFECT QB ' Big
Ben: " Thanks for stopping by.. Here's my jersey. It got my autograph on it. Good luck on Anaracy and I hope you win the title. "
' THE PERFECT ONE ' Mr. Perfect: " Thanks, but I don't think I need any luck because when you're perfect like me, you never need luck.. muhahahaah! "
' THE BRAIN ' Bobby Heenan: " You ready to go, boss?"
' THE PERFECT ONE ' Mr. Perfect: " Never been this ready ever.. Let's get out of here.. "
Scene fades to black when Mr. Perfect spit his gum out and hit it in front of the camera.