OH THAT'S TRUE

Did anybody knew that Kurt Angle signed on the dotted line with Pro Wrestling Redefined? I hate to break it to you, but your favorite Olympic Hero has arrivied now! Kurt Angle only came in this industry for one reason only and that is to team up with his pal, STEVE AUSTIN! You're right, Angle and Austin may have alot of history together but you gotta admit they're without a doubt the funniest team in professional wrestling. It been a long time since their spilt a couple years ago. It was Stone Cold who turned his back on Kurt Angle. He didn't just whooped his ass because of all those jokes. Stone Cold betrayed Kurt Angle because he doesn't like his ass! He told Kurt this once and he will probably say that again! This time Kurt Angle believe in the bottom of his soul that Stone Cold won't betray him because they got Vince McMahon right now. Kurt actually think Vince can force Stone Cold to do whatever he tells him but honestly, Vince is just making this up because Stone Cold does what he want when he want to do it and there isn't a damn thing anybody can do about it. Not even Kurt Angle! Now lets talk about PWR Starcade, there will be a big tag team battle royal for the tag titles and you want to know something interesting, Stone Cold & Kurt Angle are in it. Two of the most dominant wrestlers, TODAY! Will we be seeing the most dominant tag team in professional wrestling? You're gonna have to tune into Starrcade live from the world's most famous areana, Madison Square Garden on December 12th live and exclusively on pay per view!

The scene here opens inside Vince McMahon's house. Kurt Angle looked so surprised because the house was so nice and clean. Vince McMahon had all Christmas decoration around.

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: Wow, I am really impress Mr. McMahon. You should invite me to dinner sometimes because I feel like living here.

'Evil Genius' Vince McMahon: Thanks, Kurt. I don't know about inviting you over here because I am busy everyday so I don't know what to tell you.

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: What do you mean you don't know? I am your friggin' friend! Maybe I can have a sleepover.

'Evil Genius' Vince McMahon: Actually, I can't. Stone Cold is sleeping over so I don't have enough room for you.

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: What the heck? You have plenty of space! Do you expect me to sleep outside in the cold? I am going to get sick MISTER!

'Evil Genius' Vince McMahon: What the hell! No, I don't want you to get under the weather!

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: I am begging you Mr. McMahon to let me stay here tonight! I just want to talk to Steve. Hah.. I want to talk to him about how I won these gold medals.

'Evil Genius' Vince McMahon: For the last time, nobody doesn't care about your damn gold medals!! Do yourself a favor, if you want to stay here, then I suggests you put away your gold medals or else I'll kick your ass out of here!

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: You can't be that serious, Mr. McMahon.

'Evil Genius' Vince McMahon: I just said it!

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: Hold up, PAL! Don't ever insults my gold medals. I have told you this once and I'll tell you again. I won these gold medals with a broken freakin' NECK! Do you know how much they means to me?

Kurt Angle put his arms below his waist thinking straight how much his gold medals means to him. Apparently, Vince McMahon just didn't give a damn but, Kurt did give a damn.

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: It means alot to me, Vince. I wear it everywhere where I go. I even wear it when i am driving. I mean what the heck, I even wear it when I am in the bathroom! All what i'm trying to tell you, Mr. McMahon that these gold medals means everything to me. It means the world to me. I hope you understand.

'Evil Genius' Vince McMahon: I respect that, Kurt. Would you come here for a second?

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: Sure, that's what friends do. Woo

'Evil Genius' Vince McMahon: Would you shut up and come here! GOD DAMNIT!

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: Alright, Alright!!

Kurt steps toward to Vince McMahon. What the hell is he doing, picking Kurt's nose? No, wait! Vince steals Angle's medals! He definately gonna pay for this. Vince runs upstair but Angle shaked his head and chaised after Vince. They're in Vince's bedroom but Kurt jumped on top of Vince's bed to catch him but he missed! Vince gets out of his bedroom, runs downstairs into the kitchen. Vince gets in his refr. He has no time to sneak in there! Well, maybe he does. Vince grabs a piece of pie. By the time Vince was holding it, Kurt Angle made it on time, tried to get his medals back but Vince got that cocky, argonant look on his face.

'Evil Genius' Vince McMahon: If you touch me, I promise you that you'll never see your medals again!!

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: Please!! Don't hurt my baby!!

'Evil Genius' Vince McMahon: Don't give me that look!

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: Just don't abuse my medals, please VINCE!

Vince still got tired of hearing that stupid crap. Vince took a few steps but Kurt took a few steps backward. They're getting closer and closer and closer and by the time Vince was ready to throw the pie in front of Kurt's face, he missed! Kurt ducks and the pie went on Stone Cold's face! This fun look like it's over!

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: Ya' SONUVA BITCH!!

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: Uh oh, Mr. McMahon, you are in BIG TROUBLE!

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: Ya' both are in big trouble you jackasses! Stone Cold doesn't like to play games! Somebody is gonna get their ass whooped and there isn't a rat ass you're gonna do about it.. WHAT?!? Do you understand what I said? Stone Cold says there isn't a damn thing that you're gonna do about it.. NA EH EH EH!

This was far as the biggest pop of the night! Vince's eyes grew big. He swallowed his throat like he usually do when he's scared.

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: You're talking about him?

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: WHAT?

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: You meant him, right?

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: WHAT?

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: Want me to repeat that sentence?

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: WHAT?

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: Are you okay, Steve?

Kurt pats Austin in the back. Stone Cold gets pissed off

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: I can't barely look at you.. LOOK AT YOU!! You're looking at me like a dork! Stone Cold doesn't like you! Stone Cold never liked you. Stone Cold wants to open a can of whoop-ass on you! WHAT? Is that what you want, son?

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: I am not your son, Steve.

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: WHAT?

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: I'm afraid I already have a daddy.

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: WHAT? DON'T GIVE ME THAT CRAP!

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: I'm not. I swear im speaking the truth!

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: WHAT TRUTH YOU OLMYPIC JACKASS!

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: I'm lost, now.

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: LOST? WHAT? Stone Cold will show you why you're lost.

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: Really?

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: Your damn right.. Gimme a HELL YEAH

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: I'm sorry but i'm not allow to swear. Mommy says it's very bad!

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: Stone Cold doesn't give a damn what your mommy says. You're looking at him!

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: Promise you won't tell my mother that I didn't swear?

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: Hahah, good one, Kurt. I promise I won't tell her a damn thing.

Kurt Angle hugs Stone Cold but you could tell that Austin hated it. Austin informed on Vince that he was going to tell Kurt's mommy.

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: Alright, son.. You want to know why you're so lost?

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: Yeah. I'm enjoying every second about this.

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: You're lost because you're the biggest sonabitch Stone Cold ever seen! Stone Cold got a surprise for you.

Austin flips the bird to Angle then kicks him in the guts and does the Stone Cold Stunner. Holy crap! That's his partner for Starcade! Vince then swallowed his throat again. Vince sits on his couch looking miserable. Stone Cold lays down by Angle's face doing that head shake taunt.

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: 3:16 just says I just whopped Kurt Angle's ass because

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