OH THAT'S TRUE

Did anybody knew that Kurt Angle signed on the dotted line with Pro Wrestling Redefined? I hate to break it to you, but your favorite Olympic Hero has arrivied now! Kurt Angle only came in this industry for one reason only and that is to team up with his pal, STEVE AUSTIN! You're right, Angle and Austin may have alot of history together but you gotta admit they're without a doubt the funniest team in professional wrestling. It been a long time since their spilt a couple years ago. It was Stone Cold who turned his back on Kurt Angle. He didn't just whooped his ass because of all those jokes. Stone Cold betrayed Kurt Angle because he doesn't like his ass! He told Kurt this once and he will probably say that again! This time Kurt Angle believe in the bottom of his soul that Stone Cold won't betray him because they got Vince McMahon right now. Kurt actually think Vince can force Stone Cold to do whatever he tells him but honestly, Vince is just making this up because Stone Cold does what he want when he want to do it and there isn't a damn thing anybody can do about it. Not even Kurt Angle! Now lets talk about PWR Starcade, there will be a big tag team battle royal for the tag titles and you want to know something interesting, Stone Cold & Kurt Angle are in it. Two of the most dominant wrestlers, TODAY! Will we be seeing the most dominant tag team in professional wrestling? You're gonna have to tune into Starrcade live from the world's most famous areana, Madison Square Garden on December 12th live and exclusively on pay per view!

The last time we saw Kurt, he got his ass whooped by Stone Cold. Nobody knows why Stone Cold did that, he probably did it because he felt like it. Kurt Angle is laying on the couch with some iced on his head after that fallout from the STone Cold Stunner. Vince McMahon is walking back and fourth in the living room looking furious on Steve Austin.

'Evil Genius' Vince McMahon: I can't believe what you just did! He's your tag team partner for Starcade, don't you know that!

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: I don't care if he's my tag team partner. Stone Cold still doesn't like his ass. Stone Cold never will like his ass and that's all I gotta say about that!

'Evil Genius' Vince McMahon: That's ridicious! If we lose this Sunday at Starcade, I blame you! It will be all your fault that we lost a chance for the tag title. I don't know what's your problem but I suggest you go over to Kurt and apologizes to him!

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: You want Stone Cold to apologizes to that jackass? Stone Cold doesn't want to!

'Evil Genius' Vince McMahon: Don't tell me you don't want to. He deserves an apology from you.

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: He doesn't deserves nothin'! He can kiss his ass good-bye in the PRW and that's all I gotta say about that! WHAT? WHAT? YA' GOT A PROBLEM?!?

'Evil Genius' Vince McMahon: Look, Steve. I know this is really hard for you but give him a chance. Please! He has been nice to you since the beginning. I know you don't like Kurt but you got to respect him..

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: Stone Cold doesn't gotta respect him or not. Stone Cold has no respect for anybody except a can of WHOOP-ASS YA' SONABITCH! Ya' can't tell me what to do, Vince. Ya' know you can never convince me to do whatever the hell I want.

'Evil Genius' Vince McMahon: Alright, I'll make a deal with you. If you can go and talk to Kurt, I promise that I'll get you a title shot! Just you.. STEVE

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: Hahah.. I like that. I'll only accept that if you give me mine title shot now.

'Evil Genius' Vince McMahon: GOD DAMMNIT! Who the hell do you think you are? Huh? Tell me who the hell you think you are you SONABITCH! GOD DAMNIT!!

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: My name is STone Cold Steve Austin. What you think jackass?

'Evil Genius' Vince McMahon: I don't care if your name is Stone Cold! I am pissed off right now because things has gotten worse here!

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: One thing, Vince..

Austin flips the bird to Vince then does a Stone Cold Stunner! Stone Cold then walks over the couch to Kurt. What changed Stone Cold's mind?

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: What the heck am im doing here?

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: Ya' mommy pushes you downstairs..

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: No way, BUCK-O!?

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: Stone Cold doesn't lie, jackass!

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: Okay! I be- Woah! wait a minute! What the heck happen to Mr. McMahon?

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: WHAT?

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: Uhh, hello.. Don't you see him laying on the floor?

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: WHAT?

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: You feeling, okay?

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: Stone Cold doesn't understand a damn thing what you're saying, son!

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: This is just unbelievable!

Kurt sits up after that beating he got from Stone Cold. Kurt then put his hands on Austin's cheek and turned his head over where Vince was laid out. It looked like Stone Cold wanted to give him another ass-whoopin'..

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: Would you get your hands off me you SONABITCH!

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: Bu ......

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: But.. WHAT?!?

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: Uhh.. Ne .....

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: WHAT?

'Evil Genius' Vince McMahon: WHAT!?.

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: WH... AHH EH HA HA EH EH! What do ya' think you're doing now?

'Evil Genius' Vince McMahon: I am standing up after that beating you just gave me!

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: What are you talking about, Mr. McMahon?

'Evil Genius' Vince McMahon: What do you mean what the hell i'm taLking about? Your friend gave you a beating too, Kurt!

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: That couldn't be possible.

'Evil Genius' Vince McMahon: Anything is possible. You know what, I don't feel like having a sleepover because I can't accept the fact that you two are arguing all night.

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: Don't talk to Stone Cold like that.

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: You can't talk to him like that. He's your best friend!

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: No, you jackass.

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: Wait a minute, where did you buy this guitar, Vince?

'Evil Genius' Vince McMahon: Leave my stuff alone!

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: I just want to look at it.

'Evil Genius' Vince McMahon: Maybe I don't want you to look at my stuff.

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: HEY!! This isn't fair. You touched my gold medals.

'Evil Genius' Vince McMahon: I don't give a damn. You always don't get what you want!

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: Uh....AH... UH... AH.... UHHHHHHH.. AH! Let him see it jackass! STone Cold is tired of this bullshit! Ya' want Stone Cold to whoop your ass with that?

'Evil Genius' Vince McMahon: Fine! Be careful with it, Kurt.

Kurt lookED at the bass guitar, seems like Kurt loved it. Vince looked sad because he doesn't want Kurt to play with his stuff.

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: You want me to sing a song?

'Evil Genius' Vince McMahon: NO!

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: WHAT!??

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: Here we go.. Jing --

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: WHAT!??

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle all the way!

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: What ya' say jackass?

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: Jingl -----!

Austin gets aggravated as he stops Kurt from singing anymore..

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: SHAD' UP!! Kurt, I've had enough of your' damn singin' already.. Ya' continue singin' and yer' ass will be walkin' into Starrcade with my boot up your' stinkin' ass..

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: But Jingle Bell ROCK!

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: Ya' want Austin to raise some HELL? WHAT!??

Kurt has a frown on his face after what Stone Cold said.

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: I can't take this anymore.. I'm leaving.. YA' happy jackass?

'Evil Genius' Vince McMahon: Steve, WAIT!

Austin leaves the house.

'Evil Genius' Vince McMahon: What the hell did you just do?

Kurt Angle has that cocky smirk on his face. Kurt then hugged Vince like he usually does.

'Evil Genius' Vince McMahon: Uhh.. What the hell!?

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: I busted my butt to have a sleepover here. Woo! I mean what the heck, Stone Cold knew he had no chance.

'Evil Genius' Vince McMahon: Are you telling me Kurt that you planned this since the begging?

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: You can bet your butt I did!

'Evil Genius' Vince McMahon: Ah, I don't give a damn, i'm going to bed right now.

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: Shouldn't you tuck me in first?

'Evil Genius' Vince McMahon: I do not want to sleep with you. I am sleeping all by myself.

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: Come on, Mr. McMahon. It's really cold here.

'Evil Genius' Vince McMahon: Fine! Anyway, good night, Kurt.

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: Thank you, Thank you, THANK YOU, Mr. McMahon! You are an incredible man!

'Evil Genius' Vince McMahon: Thanks, Kurt. If you want to grab something to eat in the kitchen then you can because i'm going to take a shower now but just make sure you don't turn the water on in my sink because the cold water goes crazy in my shower.

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: No problem. I will just relax on the couch for a few minutes. I got to take care of something.

'Evil Genius' Vince McMahon: Alright, I'll talk to you after my shower.

Vince went upstairs to take a shower. Kurt then stares at the camera to give you his final comments.

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: Now let's get to friggin' BUSINESS PAL! This Sunday at Starcade, me and Austin are teaming up to take on seven teams.. I mean gimme a break.. SEVEN FRIGGIN' TEAMS? Are you kiddin' me? Well anyway, we're gonna walk out Starcade with those tag title! Me and Stone Cold are going to whoop your ass! OOPS! I said a bad word! Phew.. What your olympic hero is trying to tell you people is that we're going to whoop your red, white and blue olympic FRIGGIN' BUTT! There is something I'd like to tell you people what i'm going to do to those guys.

Angle stops for a second.

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: After we win, everyone probably going to be asking how did I get the job done. Well it's simple because If you want to be like Kurt Angle, then you must drink milk. Milk is very good for you BUSTER! Heck, that's exactly what i'm going to do. Just don't tell Mr. McMahon that I drinked the milk from the carbon. Mum the world, PAL!

Kurt goes in Vince's kitchen to drink the milk from the carbon. Ohh no!! Kurt accidenly sprilled the milk on himself!

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: This is just great! I knew that was a bad idea. Guess I better watch my hands.

Didn't Mr. McMahon told Kurt not to use his sink?

'Olympic Hero' Kurt Angle: Hmm.. mm... Hmm m.. I'm an olympic gold medalist! Mmmmm... HMM!! mmmmm... hmmmmm.... hmmmmmmm wooooommmmmmmmm.... sahhhh mhhhh sahhh mhhh..

'Evil Genius' Vince McMahon: TURN THAT DAMN WATER OFF YOU BASTARD!

The scene fades to black.

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