Kronik have already man an impact in SEX by forming a stable with the one and only Jeff Jarrett. The Chosen One came out to interrupted Kronik during there debut ring promo and we all found out that it was made up. Kronik and Jeff Jarrett knew what was coming when Jarrett Came out and now SEX has to deal with one of the biggest stables in wrestling history. The New World Order have come to SEX and are ready to start where they left off. This week Jeff Jarrett has a main event match with The One and Only Legend Killer Randy Orton, but Kronik has a six person tag match with Michelle who was put in the six person tag match by Heyman to go against the team of Jericho, Haas and Jackie. Will Kronik do what they did in wCw and prove they are the dominate team of wrestling or will Haas and Jericho show there true spirit?

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scene 01. " We've Gotten Bigger "

The SEX Camera's start to roll inside the arena as the crowd is seen getting a little excited over the new forming of NWO. Signs are being held in the arena that say SEX and I LOVE RANDY ORTON. The lights in the arena go out a little as a new song starts to play as a new face steps out onto the ramp. The woman has Blondie hair and is a very attractive woman as she walks down to the ring and the crowd starts to cheer a little as she enters the ring and smiles at everyone.

The Kat Yeah, you all know me as The Kat...you know, the Yoga Trainer from WWE Smackdown? Yeah, I thought that stuff was pretty boring, so I decided to sign with a REAL wrestling company, and make a name for myself. I know that no one is used to me just yet but I think that's going to change soon...

Before Kat can say another word Paul Heymans music is blasted threw the speakers as he has a smirk on his face and he begins to walk down toward the ring as he climbs in and starts to look up and down Kat as she has a disgusted look on her face.

Paul Heyman So your The Kat?

The Kat Yes that would be me and I'm here because I wanted to come to a company where I at least have to chance to prove myself.

Paul starts to smirk as he walks around Kat and he looks at her in the eyes

Paul Heyman Well let me tell you something sweetie you can make a name for yourself here, you just have to make the right choices.

Paul smiles at Kat as she has a disgusted look on her face again as she looks to raise the mic to her mouth and she's about to say something. Just then N.....W.....O is heard blasting over the speakers as Jeff Jarrett steps out onto the ramp with an NWO shirt on and a guitar in his hand that says NWO on it. He begins to walk down toward the ring as he climbs in with a smirk on his face as he looks at Paul

Jeff Jarrett Look at you Paul instead of making sure your roster is full you come out here and hit on this slapnut like you think you have a chance with her.

Paul Heyman You can't talk to me like that. I'm Paul Heyman one of your bosses!!

Jeff Jarrett I don't care who the hell you are. You should be worried about keeping your roster happy and not hitting on slapnuts like this.

The Kat Who do you think you are talking to me like that? I'm not no Slapnut!

Jarrett smiles and looks at Kat

Jeff Jarrett Oh yes you are sweetheart trust me.

Paul looks to be a little upset as he looks at Jarrett

Paul Heyman Look you can talk to me like that, but don't talk to my roster like there not worth anything because Jeff there are more people on the roster that can beat you then you think.

Jeff Jarrett Oh is that a fact?

Kat starts to smirk as Jarrett looks at Paul as Heyman walks over to Kat and takes her by the arm

Paul Heyman Yeah that's a fact Jeff and you remember that.

The Kat Don't touch me Paul!!

Kat pushes Paul away as he turns around and Jarrett smashes the guitar over his head as Kat stats to smirk as Jeff takes her hand and raises it as he smiles and the two start to leave the ring. Garbage is seen filling the ring again as Owner Paul Heyman is out cold in the middle of the ring.

scene 02. " It Should Be Our Faces There!!! "

Meanwhile the SEX Camera's fade in just outside what looks to be a factory as a black limo is seen pulling up and Kronik step out. The two smile at eachother as they begin to walk toward the front doors of the factory after the camera looks up and shows everyone that it's a Wheaties factory. The two step in and start to look around as some pictures are on the wall of some famous people that have had there faces on the front box of Wheaties.

Brian Clark Damn man look at some of these pictures. They got Nolan Ryan...team USA basketball team. I wonder how these guys feel having there pictures on the front of a cereal box.

Bryan Adams Yeah man I know what you mean...I mean look at these guys there all smiles on the box like there excited to do the thing. I wonder how it would be to do something like that.

The two start to smirk as they begin to walk into the factory and they look around as one of the workers walk up to them and look at them

Wheaties Worker Hey you gotta wear a hard hat.

Brian Clark Get lost man we don't need any of your crap.

Clark pushes the guy and he falls to the ground as Adams and Clark begin to walk around the factory and they walk over to what looks to be new prints of a Wheaties box. On the front looks to be a picture of Kurt Angle with a smile holding up his gold medal.

Bryan Adams Oh please you gotta be kidding me. You really trying to tell me that you would put a picture of Kurt Angle on these things before a picture of Kronik.

Brian Clark Yeah no kidding I mean it's not like Kurt can even spell Wheaties, but then he gets put on the cover of the box like he's something special. Well Bry this week we gotta show the world who we are. Were Kronik and we prove to the world that we are here for a reason and it's time for us to prove to SEX that Kronik is here to stay.

Bryan Adams I know man I mean what's next having Chris Jericho on the box of am American cereal box?

Clark stars to laugh as they watch the Cereal boxes go by as Adams looks at Clark

Brian Clark I'm serious man I mean take a look at these boxes go buy. Think about some of the people that have been on these boxes...never mind Chris Jericho he couldn't even get his name put in a newspaper nevermind having his name put on a Cereal box. See man I don't think people know who we are. I mean we came here for a reason and we will make sure that reason stands out. If you really look at things in SEX joining the NWO was the best thing we could do. Now that we got Jarrett's back and he has ours we have nothing to worry about. All we have to worry about is our match this week and trust me. Chris Jericho thinks he has a chance to beat us he has another thing coming because Kronik doesn't lose to people like Jericho. Someone that can't even tie his own boots nevermind stand in the ring with us and think he has a chance to win.

Bryan Adams Your right about that man, but what people don't seem to see is that Chris Jericho is washed up. I mean look at the guys career he starts off big in wCw and becomes the CW champ or whatever they called it back then. He goes to WWE and becomes the first ever Undisputed champ and he thinks he can hold that against us his whole career? He goes and tries to get with Trish and act like he's some nice guy and then shows his true colors with her when he bets his Ass Cream brother one dollar that he would sleep with Trish before Christian slept with Lita. There like kids man and Jericho is just like a kid because he doesn't see what kind of stuff that we can do to him. Clark were Kronik man we can take Jericho apart faster then Trish takes her clothes off.

The two start to walk threw the factory again as people are seen looking at them cause there not wearing hard hats or glasses and the continue to talk

Brian Clark Speaking of taking there clothes off I heard that Trish went down on Heyman and that's the only reason she got a job with SEX.

Bryan Adams Haha I wouldn't put anything past that one Clark I mean she is the one that went down on Vince as a month chore to keep her job in wwe.

Brain Clark Yeah I know Trish kept her job cause she did her little dirty duty with McMahon, but what I don't understand is how the hell Jackie kept her job on Smackdown. I mean she can't wrestle and to be honest man I think she looks a little bit like a male gorilla in drag. How in the hell Haas saw anything in her is beyond me.

Bryan Adams Your talking about Charlie Haas man. He's soo dumb I bet Eugene would be able to beat him in a spelling B.

The two continue to walk down the factory floor as they walk up to a room that looks to be dark. Adams peaks threw the window as they continue to talk.

Brian Clark How Hass kept his job is beyond me too I mean the guy could wrestle all admit that. Hell I think he's better then Angle, but his gimmick was soo plain it was like he wasn't even there. The guy acted like he was an all star when he could barely handle beating Spike Dudley in a match.

Bryan Adams Hey man Check it out.

Adams kicks the door in and they look inside as it looks to be cameras taking pictures of people to put on the cereal boxes. Adams picks up a bunch of pictures and sorts threw them.

Bryan Adams My god this is a joke. They were gonna put Charlie Haas on the box of Wheaties. I mean what has the guy done for this country that he deserves to be put on a box of cereal? I mean keeping Jackie away from everyone else isn't much of an accomplishment if I must say myself.

Brian Clark Of course it is any man that can kiss a woman that looks like a man deserves my respect.

Adams takes the camera and starts to take pictures of himself as he takes a couple of pictures of Clark as they both smile for the camera and they send the pictures threw the machine and they get posted onto the Wheaties boxes as they start to laugh

Bryan Adams Well man this week is gonna be nothing, but a tune up match for what we will be getting soon in SEX. I mean putting us in a match with Charlie Haas is a joke. The guy could barely stand face to face with his soo called Mentor Kurt Angle nevermind steeping in the ring with Kronik and thinking he's gonna beat us. Him and his little Man/Woman person Jackie will find out that Kronik is more then just a name. Were here for a reason and we will make that reason known. There is no way in hell Haas and Jackie are gonna be able to beat Kroinik even with Jericho. Kat is the newest member to NWO and she could take out Haas by herself. But like I said before Haas can wrestle, but that doesn't mean he can step up to face us and be able to win. Haas is just a little punk who needs to realize that this little dream of him being a good wrestler is over. How he could dream about being a good wrestler is something I'll never know, but anyways he needs to find out that this dream of his is over. It's time he found out what's really going on and that is Kronik are the team to beat.

Brain Clark Of course we are man I mean take a look at the SEX roster do you really think there are two people on the roster that can touch us in a match? There are not three people that could beat Kronik in a match nevermind two people. We don't have to worry about anyone beating us man those SEX title are ours for the taking. As long as we stick together and now that were in the NWO. Were sticking together like glue. Speaking of Sticking together you remember when Jericho and Christian had that Ass Cream stuff there back in WWE. I wonder if that stuff really worked.

Clark looks at Adams as Adams looks back as they begin to walk toward the office of the factory

Brian Clark What in the hell was that stuff supposed to do? I mean I know Christian and Jericho used to use that stuff alot, but I never even knew what the point of it was.

The two begin to walk toward the front office as Adams opens the door and the two step into the office as boss of the company is seen at his desk and he looks up as Kronik walk into the office and sit down on the chairs in front of the head desk

Head Of Office Um Can I help you gentleman?

Bryan Adams No, but we can sure damn help you.

Head Of Office Help me?

Brian Clark Yeah see we know why the stocks have gone down from your cereal. We know why you have lost money and we wanted to come and fill you in on a secret that we know of and we think that's why your losing money.

The man hangs up his phone as he sits back on his chair and looks at Kronik

Head Of Office Do go on.

Bryan Adams Well we've come to see that you have had many different faces on the box of your cereal and you have had some legends on the box and some people that are famous because of one thing. What we noticed is that you have the face of Charlie Haas on one of your boxes.

Head Of Office Well yes he's an Olympic hero.

Brian Clark He's also the reason why your losing money. See man Charlie isn't like most guys because he's gay. Charlie Haas likes men and judging by the person he calls his Girlfriend I know he's gay. People don't wanna buy cereal with a picture of a gay guy on the front of it. They want to buy cereal with a picture of someone that they can look up to. Not someone that they look away from.

Head Of Office So you two are trying to tell me that Charlie Haas is gay?

Adams takes a picture out of his pocket and slides it onto the desk as the man looks at it

Head Of Office What in the hell is that?

Bryan Adams Charlie's She-man.

Brian Clark Now if that right there doesn't tell you why people aren't buying your cereal then I don't know what else to say to you man.

The man is seen thinking to himself a little as he looks at the picture again and slides it back over to Adams and he looks at Kronik

Head Of Office I would like to thank you both for coming down here to tell me this. If you didn't come down here to tell me I would not have known anything about this. Charlie Haas is now banned from the Wheaties cereal box. Well that means now we need some new faces for Wheaties.

The man looks around and starts to think a little as he looks at Kronik and they look back.

Head Of Office How would you two like to be the new faces for Wheaties?

Bryan Adams Sounds good to me man anything is better then having a guy that likes to kiss someone that looks more manly then him on the box.

Brian Clark As long as we don't have to eat the stuff i'm in too.

The man slams the phone down and walks over to Clark and looks at him

Head Of Office You don't like the taste of it either. What's wrong with the taste of it?

Brian Clark I was joking man relax.

Head Of Office Oh well then okay...Come with me we can get your pictures taken now.

The three men stand up and begin to walk toward the door as the man opens it and Kronik follow him threw the factory as the scene slowly fades to Static after another little NWO logo appears.

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