AL BUNDY'S TEN COMMANDMENTS
"Words for hard working people who don't give a rough ass about political correctness" : 

1. It's OK to call hooters "knockers" and sometimes "snack trays"

2. It is wrong to be French

3. It is OK to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder.

4. Lawyers, see rule 3

5. It is OK to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes

6. Everyone should car pool except me

7. Bring back the word "stewardesses"

8. Synchronized swimming is not a sport

9. Mud wrestling is a sport

10. OK, there are only nine...
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