Portage, IN - Late breaking news Thursday morning stated that legendary figure Moke, had not been heard of in over a week. An all points bulletin was put out by the XSA National Office Staff on Thursday afternoon, looking for Moke.
Chas Pall, XSA Publicist had this to offer:
"We put out the release in hopes of hearing from him sometime before Saturday's big meeting. We had approached Moke about speaking on the importance of wearing a cup during all XSA sanctioned events, during which I would sneak up behind him and hit him in the junk!"
The XSA was still awaiting word from Moke come press time and are looking to fill Moke's time with a moment of silence if need be.
"If the food came during the moment of silence, we would eat, but until then we would probably stay quiet, or at least giggle sparingly," President Mulroe stated.
If you have any information about the missing Moke, please contact the XSA National Office |
