just do not believe that this girl is ever gonna respond to Phil's request that she contact him about a game.
That said, I firmly and honestly believe that we need to work extra hard to get an honest to goodness XSA game played this season. Even if its just one game and its played in strictly by ugly girls, or even semi-convincing looking guys in girls clothes (don't get too excited Moke). "So Hunter," you are probably asking yourself, "What can I do to help this worthy cause?" For starters, put down that copy of Swank magazine for God's sakes. Aside from that, I encourage each and every one of you to recruit, recruit, recruit. If you know a softball player ask her to talk to her team about playing a game the XSA way (which is pretty much teh same as any other way). If you are a softball player do the above, ommitting the part about talking to a softball player, you will do nicely. If your father is the manager of a softball team tell him you are gay and/or pregnant. Then when you tell him that you aren't really gay/pregnant he will be so relieved, he will be happy to manage his team in an XSA game. Please people, do your part. To think that there are millions of children out there starving each day makes me sad that the XSA hasn't even played a game yet. So if you love any of the following - your parents, Jesus, God, Allah, Buddha, America, your siblings, your significant other, your dog or cat (bird people need not apply), Corky from "Life Goes On," bagels, Christmas, fluffy clouds, Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough, apple pie - do your part to get the XSA up and running. Otherwise, all of these things will formally sever ties with you, and you will die lonely and scared with only the memory of Kimmy Gibler to keep you warm at night. Also you will have syphillis. Don't forget the syphillis. |
