you so" game, but I encourage you to go back and read my last column where I lay out my personal beliefs on the issue. I feel that will be sufficient in your shaming.
That said, lets get down to this weeks matter of business. What pretell, you may be wondering, is this weeks business? Absolutely nothing. I am shamed to report that despite the fact that 4 members of the XSA staff live at the home office, we have accomplished next to nothing. Joe has been training for his triathalon, Phil has been waiting for the aforementioned Steak and Shake girl to contact us (or should I say the "a-whore-mentioned" Steak and Shake girl? ZING!), and Chas has been locked in the bathroom for the last week refusing to come out (he says thats when they get you). What have I been doing? I think the real question is a wholly unrelated, and unmentionable one.
So, the XSA sits dormant. "But, Hunter," you may be pleading in an Edith Bunker-stye voice, "what about the Breakfast meeting coming up?" Yes, we do have an event approaching, and I encourage everyone to come on down to the E'ville (kind of like evil) West side Denny's on March 16 at 2 am CST for a business meeting. Aside from that, though, we are dormant. Dormant. DORMANT!!! This in a time when we should be busy planning and drawing up shedjules (sic) (that means purposely misspelled, or presented as spelled by the author. Get a dictionary.). I should be consulting with my umpires, telling them to call it fair and straight, never wavering from their good judgement. Instead, I'm busy telling Phil that he should just put it away and wait until we leave the room.
My scoldings are not without warmth, though. I think we've done a top-notch job at... Yes sir, I love pudding. |
