with UIC Hunter McKEE
topic of discussion, the upcoming XSA breakfast business meeting. Being held on Saturday, March 16, at the Evansville West Side Denny's, the meeting promises to be a productive and fun-filled gathering. If you love God, softball, or pre-Alex and Nikki era Full House this is the meeting for you. Yes, that was a Full House reference. Don't act like you don't love the comic stylings of Bob Saget, John Stamos, and Dave Coulier. Not to mention the adorable hyjincts of that lovable Michelle. Why, I remember one time, Danny was cleaning the house, when he was heard to remark... (editors note: this section was abridged for space constraints)... and thats how they all learned the true meaning of St. Patricks Day.
But anyhoo, back to business. The meeting's schedule is tentative, as yet, but I can say that it will be worth your time. Topics planned for the meeting will range from the financial situation, to rules, to new Moke-avoiding tactics (he's starting to catch on).
One topic that figures to be hotly debated is the recently opened Co-Chair spot on the Rules Committee. Tournament Groundskeeper Joe Setnor, has invoked a furious campaign for the position. Also up for the position, though, is President Larry Babcock, and that adorable little ragamuffin in that picture with Moke.
Who will win out? Only time will tell.
If you are a member of the XSA and do not attend
this meeting, then I'm afraid the terrorists have al-
ready won.  If you do love your country, though,
and plan on attending, RSVP at (812) 468-2847.
So join us on March 16 for some XDA, Xtreme
Denny's Action (I'm Sorry). That or we will rape
your mom.
I see that you managed to set the needle aside for five minutes once again, and for that I thank you. Last week I discussed some possible rules that the XSA was considering. A day or so later, the powers-that-be released the actual rule book. I would like to briefly say that while none of the rules I mentioned actually made it in, I think we can all agree that Amanda Autrey is, in fact, fat.
That said, it is time to delve into this week's
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