with UIC Hunter McKEE
That said, Saturday morning is the much anticipated 1st annual Breakfast Business meeting XDA 2002 has been much talked about and much more aggressively touted. We expect a high turnout and anxiously await to see all of you there. Just remember, if you are not there, each of you will be stoned like the sons of whores you are (substitute "receive a stern scolding" for the stoning reference).
So yesterday I, wait that wasn't me.
Turning to more pertinent discussion, I think it's time that Presidents Mulroe and Babcock name the third and final member of the rules committee. The position has been vacant for far too long and I think its time the people demand a third member for the elite triangle of power.
In keeping with this spirit of random thoughts and semi-blabbering, WE NEED GAMES! A softball association ceases to be a softball association when no softball is involved. In all truth, there is no reason that we should not be able to get a game played. Do you know 18 females? Or do you know some number of females who in turn would know a total of 18 females? Or perhaps do you and all of your friends combined know a total of 18 females? Sure you do. But, this fact is lost upon our readers who evidently prefer to stay indoors at all times and play Tecmo Bowl, all the while, avoiding everything that lacks a penis.
  That'll be all for now, I would end with some attempt at humor but I fear my mood has been soured by the environment of ill will and malcontempt that surrounds me. "To die, to sleep. To sleep, perchance to dream. Aye, there's the rub!"  - Hamlet
It has come to the attention of the Home Office that certain complaints about the frequency with which the official XSA website is updated have arised. To all those that seek to sit at home (or at college) and utter profanities under their breath about the site, I say Good Day. If you want a site that gets updated every single day, you make your own F'ing website. Then you can update it each and every day with new pictures of copulating midgets, or whatever it is you are yearning for.
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E-mail Hunter McKEE at huntermckee@xtremesoftball.cc
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Oh, Ziggy, Will you ever win?
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