XSA Co-President and CEO, Jeff King to step down

Portage, IN - Jeff King announced on Tuesday that he was taking a leave of abscence from his XSA President and CEO position, effective upon arrival of the letter to the National Office. The news came as a shock to the remaing XSA head, Phil Mulroe. "There was some talk of Jeff leaving for a bit to pursue something bigger, but I thought he was jiving us." The large things were not disclosed, but another association is assumed to have "stolen" King when the XSA was on a brief let down after numerous lawsuits. "Jeff and I had talked over break and he seemed fine with where we were going and the direction of our organization."
King will be sorely missed as he was an instrumental part of the XSA and one of the founding fathers. His spot is not believed to be up for grabs, but more will come in the following days.

"The thing I will miss most his Jeff strolling into the office around 12:30, just in time for lunch everyday. He acted like he owned the place, and I guess he did?
I blame his leaving on Moke, he talked him into it and he will be egged for this!"

"I was never around the office, no one wanted me there, so I dont know if I will miss him there. But times like the National Convention and other things like that, those are the memories that I will remember. And why did I get a new title?"

"Jeff who? I am pretty sure if he stuck around, I would have at least dated him. Maybe even had a few of his kids, who knows anymore? But look at me and tell me why I am not the new President or CEO!"

"To say Jeff will be missed is an understatement. I hope to talk to him in the future and discuss the possibility of his returning in some capacity with us. His leadership will be tough to recplace, but let me start here: Jennifer, if you had your heart set on dating Jeff, I can step it up a notch!"