| "Then the Lord said to me, 'Benny, go plant your seeds amongest the softball playing.' And off to the park I went, walking, leaping and praising God. I got there and told all my brothers in Christ about this wonderful brand of softball, the XSA. I said to them, if the Lord didn't want people getting hurt playing softball, he would have never sent brothers King and Mulroe to invent such a great organization. I love the way they conduct business, very cordial and polite. That Moke is a piece of work as well, but well past the point of God's help, so I just let him lay there, bleeding from where that ball had hit him in the face, his problem, not mine!" |