If you've got enough of Jesus to get to heaven, you have enough Jesus to get you to church
Thanks God for dirty dishes! At least we have food.
Every home is a school. What do you teach?
April 1: National Athiests Day
Read The Bible.....It Will Scare The Hell Out Of You!
Smoking won't send you to hell, it'll just make you smell like you've been there.
If you don't have anything to pray about, thank God you don't.
Exercise daily-- walk with the Lord!
If you can't stand the heat-- better make plans to avoid it.
The wages of sin is death-- quit before payday!
I asked Jesus, how much do you love me...and he stretched his arms wide...
and died.
God's last name is not "Damn".
If God seems far away - who moved?
God does not promise a comfortable journey, only a safe landing.
In case of nuclear attack-- the ban on praying in school is lifted.
Never give the devil a ride because he'll want to do the driving!
Children brought up in church are seldom brought up in court.
If you're looking for a sign from God-- this is it!
The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
In the dark? Follow the Son!
WWJD = Walking With Jesus Daily
GOD gives and forgives; men get and forget.
The Easter Bunny didn't rise from the dead.
Easter shouldn't be the only Sunday you rise to go to Church.
God so loved the world that HE did not send a committee.
Come in and worship today--- beat the Christmas rush!
Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long, and the pay is low, but the retirement benefits are out of this world.
Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.
A man who can kneel to God can stand up to anything.
If you don't remember Him all day-- don't ask Him to remember you at night.
Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.
Want to avoid burning? Use "Son" block.
Soular powered by the Son
Rapture ....separation of Church & State!
Friends don't let friends go to hell.
If your Bible is falling apart, chances are your life is staying together.
If you're puzzled by life, Jesus is the missing peace!
Got Jesus? It'll be hell without Him!
