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| TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING MALTESE 1. The only place in the world where you can literally say "I travel half-way around the country to get to work". 2. Get served instant coffee at bars just to piss the Italians off. 3. Invite German tourists over just to piss the British tourists off 4. You can impress the world by saying you've driven around your country100 times...............in one weekend. 5. Invite German tourists over, then blame them for the war. 6. More bus drivers in Malta have PMS than women. 7. No bloody environmentalists protesting about tree logging............there's no trees. 8. You get to look Italian and sound Arabic..............just to piss the Italians off. 9. The only country in the world not to use the calicivirus to eradicate rabbits......you get to eat them. 10. Everyone's related to the Knights of St John.
'Many Thanks Award' goes to Mark Sammut |
