Susy DeLucci and the Miracle of Life

True Story

One morning around 5am 22 year old Susan DeLucci of Kittery, Maine, woke
up with a painful need to urinate. At first she thought she had diarrhea,
but when she stood up out of bed, she realized that it was urinary pain.
It was very similar to the feeling of having diarrhea, just out the wrong
hole. She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her vagina erupted
into the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever heard. In
paralyzing pain, Ms. DeLucci for the next few minutes continued to push
and squirt out of her vagina a burning tide of wretch and filth while she
gripped the sides of the toilet, white-knuckled.

She was screaming wildly, and the neighbors called the police. When medics
arrived they found Ms. DeLucci unconscious lying on the floor of her
bathroom wearing nothing but her bath robe.

Running down her leg, was a stream of brown and green syrup. The medic had
to transfer her to a stretcher, so he grabbed her left leg which was bent
crossing her other leg, to straighten her out. She was lying there all
twisted up. When he lifted her left leg to straighten her body out, he
exposed her vagina at which point a creature, no larger than the tip of a
finger wormed its way out of her genitals and landed on the floor with a
wet popping sound.

Shocked, the medic stared at the creature that was lying on the tile
bathroom floor in a casing of mucous. It was a tiny mud shrimp and it sat
there on the cold floor gasping for water while flipping itself back and
forth.

The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt the nausea setting in.
When he put his face down into the toilet to puke what he saw was so
horrific that to this day he cannot look into a toilet without convulsing.
he entire toilet bowl was boiling with baby brown mud shrimp flipping and
splashing at a furious pace.
If you think that is bad - wait until you hear how it happened: Ms.
DeLucci's death was the result of a combination of shock and severe head
trauma. She stood up over the toilet in pain and when she saw what she had
done, she went into shock and fell, smashing her head on the toilet and
then on the floor.
It is believed by police that two nights before the accident she had
purchased a live lobster at a fish market. While lying in a tub, she
gently inserted the creature's tail into her vagina to derive physical
pleasure.

At that point, she held a lighter under the creature's face causing it to
flip its tail in a violent snapping motion. The medics found a lesbian XXX
video in the VCR and the TV was positioned on a table in front of the tub.
The lobster was found in the kitchen garbage can wrapped in a paper bag.
Traces of Ms. DeLucci's DNA were found on the lobster along with pubic
hairs that had wedged themselves between the lobsters' tail joints. The
lobster's face was lightly burned with the same fuel used in lighters.
The lobster's digestive track and colon were found to be full of mud
shrimp egg casings.

Doctors believe that the lobster had eaten them (they
are common in the water at fish markets and are usually harmlessly boiled
to death) and the lobster had crapped them out into Ms. DeLucci's vagina
when she was torturing it. Maine mud shrimp only take two days to gestate
and Ms. DeLucci was only four days away from getting her period. Doctors believe that at that point of her menstrual cycle, her womb was the perfect PH
balance to grow these mud shrimp which are a much larger version of the
popular "Sea Monkey" pets sold throughout the US. Overnight the eggs had
hatched and the mud shrimp began doubling in size every ten minutes!!!
You can imagine the pain she was in when she woke up that morning and gave
birth to well over 1,000 mud shrimp in her toilet.........

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