Intro

Steve Schley: Welcome everyone to the first ever Monday Night Massacre! Tonight we will have a historic event. The 16 XWF wrestlers are all in a tournament for the greatest prize in wrestling. The XWF Title.

Mike Sidley Thats right. Commissioner Corkscrew ordered a tournament and at the end, he made himself the guest ref in the last match. If you ask me, he is just trying to make sure Hammer Head don't win the title.


Steve Schley: With that, lets go to our first match!
Dead Man vs. Hammer Head (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

Mike "The Body" Sidley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 254 pounds, from Cleveland, Ohio, Hammer Head!!! (crowd boos **)

["Thanks for Nothing" by Slaves On Dope begins to play and the crowd boos. Hammer Head comes out and heads to the ring.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - and his opponent, weighing in at 343 pounds, from Death Valley, Dead Man!!! (crowd boos ***)

[The steady silence is broke and the "death march" rumbles through the arena. Dead Man comes to the ring.
Dead Man gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Hammer Head.
Dead Man executes a pumphandle suplex on Hammer Head.
(the bell rings) Dead Man gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Hammer Head comes over and smashes Dead Man's head into it.
Dead Man gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
Dead Man gets back to his feet.
Dead Man hits Hammer Head with a heart punch.
Hammer Head hits a spinning leg lariat on Dead Man sending him to the mat.
Dead Man climbs to his feet.
Dead Man goes for a takeover suplex but Hammer Head dodges the attack.
Dead Man picks up Hammer Head and delivers a bone crunching shoulderbreaker.
Hammer Head gets hit with the shooting star press from Dead Man.
Alan Crane counts.
...1 ...2
Hammer Head escapes.
]

Steve Schley - Don't even think of switching the channel.

[Dead Man chops Hammer Head.
Hammer Head short lariats Dead Man.
Hammer Head gives Dead Man a reverse neckbreaker.
Hammer Head is up again.
Hammer Head covers Dead Man.
Alan Crane counts the pin.
...1 ...2
Dead Man kicks out.
Dead Man is back on his feet.
Dead Man slaps Hammer Head.
Hammer Head uses a closed fist on Dead Man.
Dead Man uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Hammer Head is down.
Dead Man sucks chants start in the crowd.
Dead Man rolls onto Hammer Head connecting with a knee.
Dead Man executes a corkscrew legdrop on Hammer Head.
Dead Man fist drops Hammer Head on the mat.
Dead Man climbs to his feet.
Hammer Head gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Dead Man.
Dead Man moves back to his feet.
Hammer Head trys for a atomic drop but is not strong enough to lift Dead Man.
]

Steve Schley - My God I've never seen anything like this!

[Hammer Head leg lariats Dead Man, sending him to the mat.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - Dead Man takes a leg lariat.

[Dead Man climbs to his feet.
Dead Man rakes his fingers across Hammer Head's back.
Hammer Head hits Dead Man with the back of his elbow.
Dead Man hits Hammer Head with the back of his elbow.
Dead Man rakes the face of Hammer Head in attempt to make a come back.
Hammer Head trys for a cradle DDT but is not strong enough to lift Dead Man.
Hammer Head executes a neck-breaker on Dead Man.
Hammer Head sucks chants start in the crowd.
Dead Man executes a springboard bulldog, slamming Hammer Head's head onto the mat.
Now Dead Man standing.
Dead Man drags Hammer Head to the floor.
Alan Crane starts the count (.1)
Hammer Head is back on his feet.
(..2)
Hammer Head executes a headlock takedown.
(...3)
Hammer Head hits Dead Man with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Hammer Head is back on his feet.
Dead Man climbs to his feet.
Dead Man tackles Hammer Head.
Dead Man with a falling splash on Hammer Head.
Dead Man sucks chants start in the crowd.
Dead Man climbs to his feet.
They lockup. Hammer Head sends Dead Man to the corner of ringside.
Hammer Head takes Dead Man down with a knee.
Hammer Head picks up Dead Man's and spins him int the Bed Of Nails!
Hammer Head goes for a pin.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

Steve Schley - Hammer Head has won the match!

Mike "The Body" Sidley - The winner of this match, Hammer Head!!!


The Impaler vs. Davernator (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

Mike "The Body" Sidley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 246 pounds, from Miami, FL, Davernator!!!

[The arena lights dim, "Let's get ready to cRuMbLe!" is played followed by "My Way" by Limp Bizkit. Davernator walks out with his arms stretched out to the side.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - and his opponent, weighing in at 230 pounds, from Unknown, The Impaler!!! (crowd boos ******)

[The lights go dim and a green glow is cast upon everything. "Iron Man" by ozzy begins to play as Impaler steps out. He slowly makes his way to the ring, looking around with a sadistic smirk on his face. He enters the ring and climbs onto one turnbuckle, and gives the gesture signaling his finisher
The Impaler gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Davernator.
The Impaler drops Davernator with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat.
(ding, ding, ding) Davernator punches The Impaler in the head.
Davey Boy hits The Impaler with the back of his elbow.
Super Dave takes The Impaler down with a knee.
The Impaler gets back to his feet.
The Impaler chops Davernator.
The Impaler does a cartwheel and kicks Davey Boy in the face.
The Impaler clotheslines Davernator.
The Impaler gets hit with a dragon scerw from Super Dave.
Super Dave stands up.
The Impaler is back on his feet.
The Impaler throws Davey Boy off the ropes and hits him with a cross-body block.
The Impaler sucks chants start in the crowd.
The Impaler moves back to his feet.
The Impaler sends Davey Boy to ringside.
Alan Crane starts the count (.1)
Davey Boy moves back to his feet.
(..2)
Davey Boy executes a headlock takedown.
(...3)
Davey Boy applies an arm wrench to The Impaler.
(....4)
Davernator hits The Impaler with an elbowdrop.
Super Dave stands up.
Now The Impaler standing.
(.....5)
The Impaler takes Davernator into the ring.
The Impaler applies the clawhold on Davey Boy.
The Impaler neck snaps Davey Boy.
The Impaler gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
The Impaler stands up.
The Impaler gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Davey Boy comes over and smashes The Impaler's head into it.
The Impaler goes for a fireman's carry into flapjack but Super Dave dodges the attack.
The Impaler hits Davey Boy with the back of his elbow.
Davey Boy executes the jumping sidekick on The Impaler.
The Impaler gets back to his feet.
The Impaler delivers a short-arm clothesline to Davernator.
They lockup. The Impaler sends Davernator to the corner of the ring.
Davey Boy executes a ropeflip hiptoss on The Impaler.
Davernator rolls onto The Impaler connecting with a knee.
Super Dave measures The Impaler up and drops a closed fist.
Davernator measures The Impaler up and drops a closed fist.
Super Dave goes for a pin.
Alan Crane counts.
...1
The Impaler kicks out.
Davernator nails The Impaler with a belly-to-back suplex.
Davernator gets back to his feet.
The Impaler stands up.
Davey Boy picks The Impaler up and executes a stomachbreaker.
The Impaler is back on his feet.
Super Dave knocks The Impaler out with a tilt-a-whirl powerslam.
Davernator covers The Impaler.
Alan Crane counts.
...1 ...2
The Impaler kicks out.
]

Steve Schley - Davernator almost won the match!

[Now The Impaler standing.
Super Dave trys for a split legged moonsault but The Impaler avoids it.
Super Dave sends The Impaler to ringside.
Alan Crane starts the count (.1)
The Impaler gets sent into the turnbuckle while Davernator hits him with a splash.
Davey Boy takes The Impaler into the ring.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - They're moving back to the ring. Smart move by Super Dave.

[The Impaler picks up Davey Boy and front slams him on the mat.
The Impaler clotheslines Davernator.
Davernator executes a swinging bulldog on The Impaler driving The Impaler's face into the mat.
Davernator moves back to his feet.
The Impaler punches Davernator in the head.
Super Dave hits a spinning leg lariat on The Impaler sending him to the mat.
The Impaler uses a snap mare takeover on Super Dave.
Super Dave is up again.
Super Dave gives The Impaler a reverse neckbreaker.
Davey Boy climbs to his feet.
Davey Boy rolls onto The Impaler connecting with a knee.
Davey Boy hits The Impaler with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Davey Boy gets back to his feet.
The Impaler gets back to his feet.
Davernator nails The Impaler with an inverted DDT.
The Impaler is back on his feet.
Davernator knifehand chops The Impaler.
Davernator short lariats The Impaler.
Super Dave runs in and leg drops The Impaler.
Davey Boy grabs The Impaler and applies an arm wrench.
Davernator kicks The Impaler in the stomach. OH MY!!! Davey Boy just gave The Impaler the pedigree!!!!
Super Dave covers The Impaler.
Referee Alan Crane makes the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - We've got ourselves a winner!

Mike "The Body" Sidley - The winner of this match, Davernator!!!


Hardkore vs. Jack Blair (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

Mike "The Body" Sidley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 230 pounds, from Anihiem, CA, Hardkore!!!

["Rollin" by Limp Bizkit hits the speaker Hardkore walks out and down the ramp spitting water as he walks. He gets in and goes to each rope and raises his arms.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - and his opponent, weighing in at 235 pounds, from St John, USVI, Jack Blair!!! (crowd boos *****)

["Wickerman" by Iron Maiden begins to play. Jack steps out from behind the black curtain and begins to walk to the ring. He stoppes halfway down the ramp and throws one arm into the air. He then makes his way to the ring and slides in, awaiting his opponent.
Hardkore executes a pumphandle suplex on Jack Blair.
Jack Blair executes a pumphandle suplex on Kore.
(ring, ring, ring) Kore legsweeps Jack Blair.
]

Steve Schley - Hardkore executes a legsweep.

[Jack Blair gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Kore.
Kore gets back to his feet.
Kore measures Jack Blair up and drops a closed fist.
Kore climbs to his feet.
Jack Blair is back on his feet.
Jack Blair tackles Hardkore.
Hardkore stands up.
Kore knifehand chops Jack Blair.
Jack Blair puts Hardkore on the turnbuckle and executes a belly-to-belly superplex.
Jack Blair moves back to his feet.
Jack Blair executes a jawbreakeron Kore.
Jack Blair gets up.
Jack Blair executes a corkscrew legdrop on Hardkore.
Jack Blair moves back to his feet.
Hardkore gets back to his feet.
Kore hits Jack Blair with the back of his elbow.
Jack Blair takes a slap to the face from Kore.
Hardkore hits him with a back fist.
Kore executes a jawbreakeron Jack Blair.
Kore gets back to his feet.
Jack Blair moves back to his feet.
Jack Blair hits Hardkore with an inverted atomic drop.
]

Steve Schley - Nice inverted atomic drop by Jack Blair.

[Kore gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Jack Blair.
Kore is back on his feet.
Kore rakes the face of Jack Blair in attempt to make a come back.
Jack Blair legsweeps Kore.
Hardkore with an Aztecan suplex on Jack Blair sends him to the mat.
Hardkore is up again.
Jack Blair rakes his fingers across Hardkore's back.
Hardkore gets tiger suplexed by Jack Blair.
Jack Blair is back on his feet.
Jack Blair knees Kore and rolls back to his feet.
Jack Blair fist drops Kore on the mat.
Hardkore is up again.
Jack Blair places Kore on the turnbuckle and executes the belly-to-back superplex.
Jack Blair executes the sleeperhold on Kore.
The referee is checking the situation.
... Jack Blair tightens the hold. ... ... Kore is fighting the hold. ... Jack Blair tightens the hold. Jack Blair breaks the hold.
Jack Blair sends Hardkore to ringside.
Alan Crane starts the count (.1)
]

Steve Schley - Don't even think of switching the channel.

[Hardkore gets back to his feet.
(..2)
Kore uses a snap mare takeover on Jack Blair.
Jack Blair gets up.
Jack Blair hits Hardkore with a slingshot bodyblock.
Jack Blair sucks chants start in the crowd.
Jack Blair gets back to his feet.
Jack Blair with a falling splash on Kore.
(...3)
Hardkore gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Jack Blair.
Jack Blair gets up.
Jack Blair fist drops Hardkore on the floor.
Jack Blair sucks chants start in the crowd.
(....4)
Jack Blair rolls onto Hardkore connecting with a knee.
Hardkore gets up.
Jack Blair hits Kore with the crotch slam.
Jack Blair sucks chants start in the crowd.
(.....5)
Jack Blair with a falling splash on Kore.
Jack Blair sucks chants start in the crowd.
Now Jack Blair standing.
Jack Blair executes a corkscrew legdrop on Hardkore.
(......6)
Jack Blair executes a corkscrew legdrop on Kore.
Jack Blair sucks chants start in the crowd.
Now Jack Blair standing.
Jack Blair with a falling splash on Hardkore.
(.......7)
Jack Blair knees Hardkore and rolls back to his feet.
Jack Blair hits the fallaway slam on Kore.
Jack Blair sucks chants start in the crowd.
Jack Blair climbs to his feet.
(........8)
Jack Blair hits Hardkore with a heart punch.
Jack Blair with a falling splash on Kore.
Jack Blair gets back to his feet.
Jack Blair goes to the ring. (.........9)Kore moves toward (...........10).


Mike "The Body" Sidley - The winner of this match, Jack Blair!!!


Brighton Rock vs. Bone Collector (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

Mike "The Body" Sidley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 250 pounds, from Brighton, England, Brighton Rock!!! (crowd cheers *****)

["I felt the hate rise up in me..." Plays as Brighton Rock makes his way to the ring and the fans are on their feet chanting "BRIGHTON! BRIGHTON! BRIGHTON!"
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - and his opponent, weighing in at 354 pounds, from Death Valley, Bone Collector!!! (crowd boos *******)

[The steady silence is broke and the "death march" rumbles through the arena. Bone Collector come to the ring.
Brighton Rock executes a pumphandle suplex on Bone Collector.
Bone Collector places Brighton Rock on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex.
(the bell rings) Brighton Rock applies the clawhold on Bone Collector.
Brighton Rock punches Bone Collector in the head.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - Bone Collector takes a punch.

[Bone Collector executes a headlock takedown.
]

Steve Schley - headlock takedown!

[Brighton Rock moves back to his feet.
Brighton Rock executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Bone Collector.
Bone Collector trys for a crotch slam but Brighton Rock avoids it.
Bone Collector sends Brighton Rock to ringside.
Alan Crane starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Bone Collector rakes the face of Brighton Rock in attempt to make a come back.
]

Steve Schley - face rake!

[(...3)
Bone Collector hits Brighton Rock with the back of his elbow.
(....4)
Brighton Rock hits Bone Collector with the back of his elbow.
(.....5)
Brighton Rock takes Bone Collector into the ring.
Brighton Rock executes a headlock takedown.
Brighton Rock punches Bone Collector repeatedly.
Brighton Rock does a cartwheel and kicks Bone Collector in the face.
Bone Collector climbs to his feet.
Bone Collector gives Brighton Rock the cobra clutch suplex onto the mat.
Bone Collector gets back to his feet.
Bone Collector sends Brighton Rock to ringside.
Alan Crane starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Bone Collector hits Brighton Rock with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Now Bone Collector standing.
(...3)
Brighton Rock kicks Bone Collector in the groin.
(....4)
Bone Collector executes a swinging bulldog on Brighton Rock driving Brighton Rock's face into the floor.
Bone Collector stands up.
(.....5)
Brighton Rock and Bone Collector move back into the ring.
Brighton Rock hits a jumping elbow hrust on Bone Collector.
Bone Collector gets hit with the shooting star press from Brighton Rock.
Alan Crane counts.
...1 ...2
Bone Collector escapes.
Bone Collector gets back to his feet.
Brighton Rock uses a snap mare takeover on Bone Collector.
Bone Collector gets hit with the shooting star press from Brighton Rock.
Referee Alan Crane makes the count.
...1
Bone Collector kicks out.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - He should have just stayed on the attack.

[Bone Collector gets up.
Brighton Rock hits him with a back fist.
Brighton Rock picks Bone Collector up in a fireman's carry and flapjacks him.
Now Brighton Rock standing.
Brighton Rock slingshot elbow drops Bone Collector.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - slingshot elbow drop!

[Brighton Rock apllies the camel clutch on Bone Collector.
The referee is checking the situation.
... ... Bone Collector trys to escape. ... Bone Collector trys to escape. Brighton Rock breaks the hold.
Bone Collector nails Brighton Rock with a belly-to-back suplex.
Now Bone Collector standing.
Brighton Rock gets back to his feet.
Brighton Rock mule kicks Bone Collector.
Bone Collector is back on his feet.
Brighton Rock gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Bone Collector comes over and smashes Brighton Rock's head into it.
Brighton Rock with an exploder suplex on Bone Collector.
Brighton Rock chants start.
Bone Collector is locked in the elbow submission by Brighton Rock.
Alan Crane is checking for a tap out.
... Bone Collector trys to escape. ... Brighton Rock tightens the hold. ... ... Bone Collector trys to escape. Brighton Rock breaks the hold.
Bone Collector gets up.
Bone Collector punches Brighton Rock in the head.
Brighton Rock double underhook faceslams Bone Collector hard to the Bone Collector.
Brighton Rock pokes Bone Collector in the eyes.
Bone Collector short lariats Brighton Rock.
Brighton Rock stands up.
Brighton Rock bounces Bone Collector off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat.
Brighton Rock climbs to his feet.
They lockup. Brighton Rock sends Bone Collector to the corner of the ring.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - Follows up with a weak move.

[Brighton Rock takes Bone Collector off his feet with a short-arm clothesline
Bone Collector gets up.
Brighton Rock executes a huge gutbuster on Bone Collector.
Bone Collector side slams Brighton Rock.
Bone Collector sucks chants start in the crowd.
Now Bone Collector standing.
Bone Collector and Brighton Rock go to the floor
Alan Crane starts the count (.1)
]

Steve Schley - Don't you dare switch the channel!

[(..2)
Bone Collector measures Brighton Rock up and drops a closed fist.
Now Bone Collector standing.
(...3)
Brighton Rock gets hit with a dragon scerw from Bone Collector.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - Brighton Rock takes a dragon screw.

[Bone Collector is back on his feet.
(....4)
Bone Collector grabs Brighton Rock and applies an arm wrench.
Brighton Rock is up again.
(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
Bone Collector knifehand chops Brighton Rock.
Bone Collector goes for a atomic drop but Brighton Rock dodges the attack.
Bone Collector and Brighton Rock go to the floor
Alan Crane starts the count (.1)
]

Steve Schley - Folks this is the only place you can get wrestling like this.

[(..2)
Bone Collector executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Brighton Rock.
Brighton Rock is back on his feet.
(...3)
Brighton Rock rakes the face of Bone Collector in attempt to make a come back.
(....4)
Brighton Rock chops Bone Collector.
(.....5)
They fight into the aisle.
Brighton Rock and Bone Collector move back to ringside.
Brighton Rock takes Bone Collector into the ring.
Brighton Rock slaps Bone Collector.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - slap by Brighton Rock.

[Bone Collector chops Brighton Rock.
Bone Collector gives Brighton Rock a reverse neckbreaker.
Bone Collector picks up Brighton Rock and delivers a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
Bone Collector climbs to his feet.
Bone Collector grabs Brighton Rock's leg and takes him down, then locks his leg.
The referee is checking the situation.
... Bone Collector tightens the hold. ... ... Brighton Rock trys to escape. Bone Collector breaks the hold.
Bone Collector knees Brighton Rock and rolls back to his feet.
Bone Collector climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Brighton Rock.
Now Bone Collector standing.
Brighton Rock sets Bone Collector up DDTs him into the mat.
Brighton Rock chants start.
Brighton Rock hits a frog splash on Bone Collector.
Brighton Rock gets back to his feet.
Brighton Rock hit Bone Collector with the Toothless Takedown.
Bone Collector gets hit with the shooting star press from Brighton Rock.
Alan Crane counts the pin.
...1 ...2 ...3


Mike "The Body" Sidley - The winner of this match, Brighton Rock!!!


Archangel vs. Counterfit (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

Mike "The Body" Sidley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 286 pounds,, Counterfit!!!

[Counterfit comes to the ring. ]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - and his opponent, weighing in at 235 pounds, from Unknown, Archangel!!!

[Archangel's Theme plays and he comes to the ring.
Archangel gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Counterfit.
Counterfit gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Archangel.
(ring, ring, ring) Counterfit punches Archangel in the head.
Counterfit short lariats Archangel.
Counterfit connects with a flying knee. Archangel goes down.
Counterfit covers Archangel hooking the leg.
Alan Crane counts the pin.
...1 ...2
Archangel escapes.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Archangel.

[Archangel is up again.
Archangel trys for a inverted DDT but Counterfit avoids it.
Archangel sends Counterfit to ringside.
Alan Crane starts the count (.1)
Counterfit hits Archangel with an atomic drop.
(..2)
(...3)
Counterfit rolls onto Archangel connecting with a knee.
(....4)
Counterfit measures Archangel up and drops a closed fist.
Counterfit moves back to his feet.
(.....5)
Counterfit and Archangel move back into the ring.
Counterfit nails Archangel with a belly-to-back suplex.
Counterfit stands up.
Counterfit knocks Archangel out with a tilt-a-whirl powerslam.
]

Steve Schley - Nice tilt-a-whirl powerslam by Counterfit.

[Indian deathlock applied by Counterfit.
Referee Alan Crane is checking for a tap out.
... Archangel is fighting the hold. ... ... (AHHHH!) Counterfit breaks the hold.
Counterfit runs in and leg drops Archangel.
Counterfit drags Archangel to the floor.
Alan Crane starts the count (.1)
Counterfit chokes Archangel with a microphone cable.
Counterfit hits Archangel with an elbowdrop.
Counterfit gets up.
Counterfit grabs Archangel and applies an arm wrench.
Archangel suplexes Counterfit.
Counterfit climbs to his feet.
Archangel spinebuster bombs Counterfit onto the floor.
Archangel executes Angels Wings on Counterfit.
Archangel covers Counterfit.
Alan Crane counts.
...1 ...2 ...3


Mike "The Body" Sidley - The winner of this match, Archangel!!!


Messiah vs. T-Bone (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

Mike "The Body" Sidley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 250 pounds, from The "Hardcore" world, Messiah!!! (crowd cheers **)

[The fireworks blast at the top of the tron and "surfacing" by Slipknot plays.Messiah walks from the back and as he appears at the top he begins to shout then he runs to the ring.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - and his opponent, weighing in at 247 pounds, from Jacksonville, FL, T-Bone!!! (crowd cheers **)

["Forgive Me" by Godsmack begins to play and T-Bone walks to the ring.
Messiah tests out the ropes.
Bone places Messiah on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex.
(ring, ring, ring) Messiah comes from behind and bulldogs T-Bone.
Messiah climbs to his feet.
Now T-Bone standing.
Messiah jabs Bone.
Messiah rakes his fingers across Bone's back.
T-Bone gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
Bone gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Messiah comes over and smashes T-Bone's head into it.
]

Steve Schley - Messiah executes a headsmash into turnbuckle.

[Messiah executes a huge gutbuster on T-Bone.
Messiah knees Bone and rolls back to his feet.
Messiah stomps Bone's head.
Bone gets up.
T-Bone hits Messiah with the belly-to-belly suplex.
Bone chants start.
Bone is up again.
T-Bone sends Messiah to ringside.
]

Steve Schley - T-Bone can get a weapn at ringside.

[Alan Crane starts the count (.1)
(..2)
T-Bone rolls onto Messiah connecting with a knee.
Messiah climbs to his feet.
(...3)
Messiah takes T-Bone down with a knee.
T-Bone stands up.
(....4)
Messiah knifehand chops Bone.
(.....5)
They fight into the aisle.
T-Bone and Messiah move back to ringside.
They head back into the ring.
T-Bone nails Messiah with a belly-to-back suplex.
Messiah picks T-Bone up and side suplexes him to the mat.
Messiah chants start.
Messiah puts a knee to T-Bone's back and pulls hims arms back.
Alan Crane is checking for a tap out.
... T-Bone trys to escape. ... T-Bone is fighting the hold. Messiah breaks the hold.
Messiah gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
Messiah chops T-Bone.
Bone executes a headlock takedown.
Messiah moves back to his feet.
Messiah hits a power slam on Bone.
Messiah moves back to his feet.
Bone is locked in the elbow submission by Messiah.
Alan Crane is checking for a tap out.
... ... ... Bone trys to escape. Messiah breaks the hold.
Bone knifehand chops Messiah.
Messiah bounces T-Bone off the ropes and clotheslines him.
T-Bone hits Messiah with the back of his elbow.
Messiah with spinning headscissors on Bone send him hard to the mat.
Messiah stands up.
Messiah drags Bone to the floor.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - Those idiots will be counted out!

[Alan Crane starts the count (.1)
Messiah runs in and leg drops T-Bone.
Messiah hits T-Bone with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Bone punches Messiah repeatedly.
T-Bone with a headscissors takeover on Messiah.
T-Bone is back on his feet.
Messiah moves back to his feet.
Bone lifts Messiah into a powerbomb. No wait, Its the Bone Crusher. Messiah is out cold!
T-Bone makes the cover with a roling reverse cradle.
Alan Crane counts the pin.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

Steve Schley - Bone has won the match!

Mike "The Body" Sidley - The winner of this match, T-Bone!!!


Devistate vs. The Assassin (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

Mike "The Body" Sidley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 284 pounds, from Places Unknown, Devistate!!! (crowd cheers *******)

[The lights go out. A dark and erie music begins to play throughout the arena. After a few bars of the erie music a blue strip of light shines on the ramp. Out from the darkness walks Devistate in a worn in black leather trench coat and wet black hair. The crowd goes nuts as he goes to the ring
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - and his opponent, weighing in at 200 pounds,, The Assassin!!!

[The Assassin walks to the ring. Alan Crane is the referee for this contest. Devistate walks around the ring.
The Assassin executes a pumphandle suplex on Devistate.
(the bell rings) Devistate bounces The Assassin off the ropes and clotheslines him.
The Assassin hits Devistate with the back of his elbow.
The Assassin trys for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Devistate.
The Assassin executes a swinging bulldog on Devistate driving Devistate's face into the mat.
Devistate hits The Assassin with an earringer.
Devistate kicks The Assassin in the head.
Devistate hits The Assassin with an elbowdrop.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - The Assassin takes a elbowdrop.

[Devistate moves back to his feet.
The Assassin goes for a rolling clothesline but Devistate dodges the attack.
The Assassin drags Devistate to the floor.
Alan Crane starts the count (.1)
(..2)
The Assassin spinning mule kicks Devistate.
(...3)
The Assassin measures Devistate up and drops a closed fist.
The Assassin climbs to his feet.
Devistate moves back to his feet.
(....4)
Devistate executes a huge gutbuster on The Assassin.
The Assassin gets up.
(.....5)
They fight into the aisle.
The Assassin and Devistate move back to ringside.
The Assassin and Devistate move back into the ring.
The Assassin hits Devistate with a heart punch.
The Assassin executes a corkscrew legdrop on Devistate.
Devistate climbs to his feet.
The Assassin hits Devistate with the double arm DDT into the mat.
The Assassin gets back to his feet.
Devistate gets hit with the shooting star press from The Assassin.
Alan Crane counts the pin.
...1 ...2
Devistate kicks out.
Devistate gets locked into the headscissors submission by The Assassin.
The referee is checking the situation.
... ... (AHHHH!) ... Devistate escapes.
The Assassin sends Devistate to ringside.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - Those idiots will be counted out!

[Alan Crane starts the count (.1)
]

Steve Schley - This is the best match in the history of the WORLD!!

[(..2)
The Assassin uses a snap mare takeover on Devistate.
Devistate gets back to his feet.
(...3)
The Assassin slaps Devistate.
(....4)
Devistate comes from behind and bulldogs The Assassin.
(.....5)
Devistate takes The Assassin into the ring.
Devistate puts The Assassin in an arm grapevine submission.
Devistate knees The Assassin and rolls back to his feet.
The Assassin moves back to his feet.
The Assassin executes a springboard bulldog, slamming Devistate's head onto the mat.
The Assassin gets up.
Devistate moves back to his feet.
]

Steve Schley - What an outstanding match!

[The Assassin delivers a kick to the head of Devistate.
Devistate gets hit with the shooting star press from The Assassin.
Referee Alan Crane makes the count.
...1 ...2
Devistate kicks out.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - The Assassin should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

[Devistate moves back to his feet.
Devistate does a cartwheel and kicks The Assassin in the face.
Devistate stomps The Assassin's head.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - stomp!

[The Assassin moves back to his feet.
The Assassin hits Devistate with a rolling elbow smash to the face.
Devistate stands up.
The Assassin gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Devistate comes over and smashes The Assassin's head into it.
The Assassin trys for a side belly-to-belly suplex but is not strong enough to lift Devistate.
The Assassin leg lariats Devistate, sending him to the mat.
The Assassin with a falling splash on Devistate.
Now The Assassin standing.
The Assassin with a falling splash on Devistate.
The Assassin gets up.
The Assassin shoves Alan Crane. ring, ring, ring! Alan Crane calls for the bell. The Assassin was disqualified. ]

Steve Schley - Devistate has won the match!

Mike "The Body" Sidley - The winner of this match, Devistate!!!


New Age Ripper vs. Punisher (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

Mike "The Body" Sidley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 318 pounds, from Des Moines, Punisher!!!

[Lights go out and start to flicker as My Way begins to play. Punisher steps out on the stage as fireworks explode all over behing him as he makes his way to the ring.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - and his opponent, weighing in at 250 pounds, from Dallas, Texas, New Age Ripper!!! (crowd boos *********)

[The lights dim to a faint color, as Godsmack's "Awake" echoes throughout the arena while gray smoke pours out of the entry-ramp. From out of the backstage curtain appears New Age Ripper.
Punisher drops New Age with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat.
Punisher gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from New Age.
(ding, ding, ding) Punisher executes a huge gutbuster on New Age.
Punisher clotheslines New Age Ripper.
Punisher neck snaps NAR.
Punisher executes a headlock takedown.
New Age Ripper uses a swinging DDT to plant Punisher's head into the mat.
New Age Ripper gets up.
New Age Ripper measures Punisher up and drops a closed fist.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - fist drop!

[New Age Ripper moves back to his feet.
Punisher gets up.
Punisher hits New Age Ripper with the back of his elbow.
Punisher takes New Age off his feet with a short-arm clothesline
Punisher gets taken down with an armdrag takedown.
Ripper puts Punisher in an arm grapevine submission.
Punisher gets back to his feet.
Punisher hits a spinning leg lariat on New Age sending him to the mat.
New Age gets up.
Punisher is nailed with a waistlock suplex from NAR.
New Age puts a knee to Punisher's back and pulls hims arms back.
Alan Crane is checking for a tap out.
... ... (AHHHH!) ... New Age breaks the hold.
New Age puts Punisher in an arm grapevine submission.
Now Punisher standing.
Punisher hits a jumping elbow hrust on New Age.
New Age gets hit with the shooting star press from Punisher.
Alan Crane counts the pin.
...1 ...2
New Age Ripper kicks out.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - He should have just stayed on the attack.

[New Age Ripper is back on his feet.
New Age pulls Punisher's hair.
New Age Ripper short lariats Punisher.
]

Steve Schley - Punisher takes a short lariat.

[Now Punisher standing.
Punisher rakes the face of Ripper in attempt to make a come back.
NAR gouges Punisher's eyes out.
Ripper hits a spinning leg lariat on Punisher sending him to the mat.
New Age Ripper hiptosses Punisher.
NAR measures Punisher up and drops a closed fist.
Now New Age standing.
Punisher moves back to his feet.
Punisher gets bounced off of the ropes and hit with a backdrop diver by Ripper.
New Age Ripper drags Punisher to the floor.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - Weapons are everywhere all over ringside.

[Alan Crane starts the count (.1)
]

Steve Schley - This is the best match in the history of the WORLD!!

[NAR chokes Punisher.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - Nice choke by Ripper.

[(..2)
(...3)
Punisher bounces Ripper off the ropes and faceslams him onto the floor.
Punisher gets back to his feet.
(....4)
Punisher punches New Age repeatedly.
]

Steve Schley - New Age takes a weak move.

[NAR bites Punisher's arm out of desparation.
New Age grabs Punisher's head and arm and delivers a head and arm suplex.
NAR sucks chants start in the crowd.
New Age Ripper fist drops Punisher on the floor.
New Age sucks chants start in the crowd.
New Age stands up.
Ripper puts Punisher in an arm grapevine submission.
Punisher stands up.
Ripper hits Punisher with Ripper Time.
New Age Ripper hits a screwdriver on Punisher. Punisher is pinned.
Alan Crane counts the pin.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - We've got ourselves a winner!

Mike "The Body" Sidley - The winner of this match, New Age Ripper!!!

Round 2

Hammer Head vs. Jack Blair (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

Mike "The Body" Sidley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 254 pounds, from Cleveland, Ohio, Hammer Head!!! (crowd boos *****)

["Thanks for Nothing" by Slaves On Dope begins to play and the crowd boos. Hammer Head comes out and heads to the ring.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - and his opponent, weighing in at 235 pounds, from St John, USVI, Jack Blair!!! (crowd boos *****)

["Wickerman" by Iron Maiden begins to play. Jack steps out from behind the black curtain and begins to walk to the ring. He stoppes halfway down the ramp and throws one arm into the air. He then makes his way to the ring and slides in, awaiting his opponent.
Hammer Head places Jack Blair on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex.
Jack Blair executes a pumphandle suplex on Hammer Head.
(ring, ring, ring) Hammer Head knifehand chops Jack Blair.
Hammer Head rakes the face of Jack Blair in attempt to make a come back.
Hammer Head chops Jack Blair.
Jack Blair gets hit with a dragon scerw from Hammer Head.
Hammer Head gets back to his feet.
Hammer Head measures Jack Blair up and drops a closed fist.
Hammer Head climbs to his feet.
Now Jack Blair standing.
Jack Blair trys for a fisherman buster but Hammer Head avoids it.
Jack Blair hits Hammer Head with a rolling elbow smash to the face.
Hammer Head gets hit with the shooting star press from Jack Blair.
Alan Crane counts.
...1
Hammer Head kicks out.
Hammer Head gets back to his feet.
Hammer Head executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Jack Blair.
Jack Blair is back on his feet.
Hammer Head nails Jack Blair with a belly-to-back suplex.
Jack Blair gets back to his feet.
Jack Blair uses a snap mare takeover on Hammer Head.
Hammer Head gets hit with the shooting star press from Jack Blair.
Alan Crane counts.
...1
Hammer Head escapes.
]

Steve Schley - Jack Blair should have known better than to try for a shooting star press at this point in the match.

[Hammer Head is back on his feet.
Hammer Head executes the jumping sidekick on Jack Blair.
Hammer Head applies an arm wrench to Jack Blair.
Hammer Head knees Jack Blair and rolls back to his feet.
Hammer Head measures Jack Blair up and drops a closed fist.
Hammer Head is up again.
Hammer Head hits Jack Blair with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Hammer Head stands up.
Jack Blair executes a springboard bulldog, slamming Hammer Head's head onto the mat.
Jack Blair is back on his feet.
Hammer Head stands up.
Jack Blair delivers a spinning backbreak to Hammer Head.
Hammer Head is up again.
Hammer Head executes a swinging bulldog on Jack Blair driving Jack Blair's face into the mat.
Jack Blair moves back to his feet.
Hammer Head nails Jack Blair with a belly-to-back suplex.
Now Hammer Head standing.
Hammer Head applies an arm wrench to Jack Blair.
Hammer Head rolls onto Jack Blair connecting with a knee.
Hammer Head spinebuster bombs Jack Blair onto the mat.
Hammer Head sucks chants start in the crowd.
Hammer Head sends Jack Blair to ringside.
Alan Crane starts the count (.1)
Jack Blair is up again.
(..2)
Jack Blair hits him with a back fist.
(...3)
Hammer Head gives Jack Blair a reverse neckbreaker.
Now Hammer Head standing.
Jack Blair stands up.
(....4)
Jack Blair chops Hammer Head.
(.....5)
Jack Blair takes Hammer Head into the ring.
Jack Blair spinning mule kicks Hammer Head.
Hammer Head is up again.
Hammer Head does a handspring and hits Jack Blair with a bodyblock, what a move!
Jack Blair is up again.
Hammer Head gets hit with a back heel kick.
Hammer Head gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Jack Blair.
Jack Blair gets back to his feet.
Jack Blair fist drops Hammer Head on the mat.
Jack Blair measures Hammer Head up and drops a closed fist.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - fist drop!

[Hammer Head climbs to his feet.
Hammer Head nails the bridging back suplex on Jack Blair.
Hammer Head is back on his feet.
Hammer Head covers Jack Blair.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2
Jack Blair kicks out.
]

Steve Schley - Hammer Head was so close!!

[Hammer Head hits Jack Blair with the back of his elbow.
Jack Blair knifehand chops Hammer Head.
Jack Blair hits Hammer Head with the back of his elbow.
Hammer Head chops Jack Blair.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - chop by Hammer Head.

[Jack Blair executes a swinging bulldog on Hammer Head driving Hammer Head's face into the mat.
Jack Blair climbs to his feet.
Hammer Head gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Jack Blair.
Jack Blair gets up.
Hammer Head knocks Jack Blair out with a tilt-a-whirl powerslam.
Hammer Head sends Jack Blair to ringside.
Alan Crane starts the count (.1)
Jack Blair is back on his feet.
(..2)
Jack Blair nails Hammer Head with a belly-to-back suplex.
Jack Blair is up again.
(...3)
Jack Blair knees Hammer Head and rolls back to his feet.
(....4)
Jack Blair with an Aztecan suplex on Hammer Head sends him to the floor.
Jack Blair moves back to his feet.
(.....5)
Jack Blair and Hammer Head move back into the ring.
Jack Blair executes a corkscrew legdrop on Hammer Head.
Jack Blair executes a corkscrew legdrop on Hammer Head.
Jack Blair is back on his feet.
Hammer Head gets hit with the shooting star press from Jack Blair.
Alan Crane counts.
...1 ...2
Hammer Head escapes.
]

Steve Schley - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Hammer Head.

[Hammer Head stands up.
Jack Blair rakes the face of Hammer Head in attempt to make a come back.
Hammer Head is hit with a backward kick.
Jack Blair fist drops Hammer Head on the mat.
Jack Blair stands up.
Hammer Head stands up.
Jack Blair delivers a kick to the head of Hammer Head.
Hammer Head gets up.
Jack Blair slaps Hammer Head.
Jack Blair gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Hammer Head comes over and smashes Jack Blair's head into it.
Hammer Head connects with a flying knee. Jack Blair goes down.
Hammer Head leg drops the throat of Jack Blair.
Jack Blair stands up.
Hammer Head nails Jack Blair with an inverted DDT.
Hammer Head is up again.
Hammer Head picks up Jack Blair's and spins him int the Bed Of Nails!
Hammer Head goes for a pin.
Alan Crane counts the pin.
...1 ...2 ...3


Mike "The Body" Sidley - The winner of this match, Hammer Head!!!


Brighton Rock vs. Davernator (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

Mike "The Body" Sidley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 250 pounds, from Brighton, England, Brighton Rock!!! (crowd cheers ********)

["I felt the hate rise up in me..." Plays as Brighton Rock makes his way to the ring and the fans are on their feet chanting "BRIGHTON! BRIGHTON! BRIGHTON!"
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - and his opponent, weighing in at 246 pounds, from Miami, FL, Davernator!!!

[The arena lights dim, "Let's get ready to cRuMbLe!" is played followed by "My Way" by Limp Bizkit. Davernator walks out with his arms stretched out to the side.
Brighton Rock drops Davey Boy with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat.
Davernator places Brighton Rock on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex.
(the bell rings) Brighton Rock hits a spinning leg lariat on Davernator sending him to the mat.
Davernator is up again.
Davernator chops Brighton Rock.
Brighton Rock double underhook faceslams Davey Boy hard to the Super Dave.
Brighton Rock punches Super Dave repeatedly.
Davey Boy goes for a cobra clutch suplex but Brighton Rock dodges the attack.
Super Dave puts the chicken wing on Brighton Rock.
Alan Crane is checking for a tap out.
... Davey Boy tightens the hold. ... Brighton Rock trys to escape. ... Davey Boy tightens the hold. Davey Boy breaks the hold.
Super Dave punches Brighton Rock in the head.
]

Steve Schley - Davernator executes a punch.

[Davernator executes a swinging bulldog on Brighton Rock driving Brighton Rock's face into the mat.
Davernator trys for a double arm DDT but Brighton Rock avoids it.
Davernator executes the jumping sidekick on Brighton Rock.
Super Dave covers Brighton Rock.
Referee Alan Crane makes the count.
...1
Brighton Rock kicks out.
Brighton Rock hits him with a back fist.
Super Dave knifehand chops Brighton Rock.
Brighton Rock pokes Davernator in the eyes.
Brighton Rock mule kicks Davey Boy.
]

Steve Schley - Brighton Rock with a mule kick.

[Brighton Rock punches Super Dave repeatedly.
Brighton Rock bounces Super Dave off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat.
Brighton Rock moves back to his feet.
Super Dave climbs to his feet.
Super Dave picks up Brighton Rock and delivers a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
Now Davernator standing.
Super Dave climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Brighton Rock.
Super Dave stands up.
Super Dave fist drops Brighton Rock on the mat.
]

Steve Schley - fist drop!

[Now Davey Boy standing.
Brighton Rock gets up.
Brighton Rock hits Davernator with the back of his elbow.
Brighton Rock gets hit with a dragon scerw from Davernator.
Now Davernator standing.
Brighton Rock stands up.
Davernator executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Brighton Rock.
Davernator hits Brighton Rock with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Brighton Rock is up again.
Super Dave trys for a spinning neck-breaker but Brighton Rock avoids it.
Super Dave drags Brighton Rock to the floor.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - Maybe Davey Boy can get his hands on a weapon at ringside.

[Alan Crane starts the count (.1)
Davey Boy chokes Brighton Rock with a microphone cable.
]

Steve Schley - This is the best match in the history of the WORLD!!

[Brighton Rock hits Davernator with the double arm DDT into the floor.
Brighton Rock and Davey Boy move back into the ring.
Super Dave hits Brighton Rock with the belly-to-belly suplex.
Now Davey Boy standing.
Davey Boy hits a spinning leg lariat on Brighton Rock sending him to the mat.
Davey Boy executes a headlock takedown.
Davernator climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Brighton Rock.
Brighton Rock is back on his feet.
Super Dave gives Brighton Rock a reverse neckbreaker.
Davernator moves back to his feet.
Super Dave kicks Brighton Rock in the stomach. OH MY!!! Super Dave just gave Brighton Rock the pedigree!!!!
Davey Boy covers Brighton Rock hooking the leg.
Referee Alan Crane makes the count.
...1 ...2 ...3


Mike "The Body" Sidley - The winner of this match, Davernator!!!


Archangel vs. Devistate (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

Mike "The Body" Sidley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 235 pounds, from Unknown, Archangel!!!

[Archangel's Theme plays and he comes to the ring.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - and his opponent, weighing in at 284 pounds, from Places Unknown, Devistate!!! (crowd cheers *****)

[The lights go out. A dark and erie music begins to play throughout the arena. After a few bars of the erie music a blue strip of light shines on the ramp. Out from the darkness walks Devistate in a worn in black leather trench coat and wet black hair. The crowd goes nuts as he goes to the ring
Archangel places Devistate on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex.
Alan Crane checks Devistate's boots and knee pads.
(ding, ding, ding) Archangel uses a closed fist on Devistate.
Archangel gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face.
Archangel chops Devistate.
Archangel hits a spinning leg lariat on Devistate sending him to the mat.
Archangel knees Devistate and rolls back to his feet.
Devistate is back on his feet.
Devistate picks up Archangel and delivers a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
Devistate climbs to his feet.
Devistate locks him in the arm hammerlock submission.
Referee Alan Crane is checking for a tap out.
... ... Devistate tightens the hold. ... Devistate tightens the hold. Archangel escapes.
Devistate puts Archangel in an arm grapevine submission.
Archangel gets back to his feet.
Archangel executes a swinging bulldog on Devistate driving Devistate's face into the mat.
Archangel gets up.
Devistate stands up.
Devistate knifehand chops Archangel.
Archangel hits Devistate with the back of his elbow.
Devistate hits Archangel with a baba chop.
Devistate jabs Archangel.
Devistate gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Archangel.
Archangel goes for a inverted atomic drop but Devistate dodges the attack.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - What a match!

[Archangel rakes the face of Devistate in attempt to make a come back.
Archangel short lariats Devistate.
Archangel hits Devistate with an elbowdrop.
Archangel climbs to his feet.
Archangel goes for a springboard bulldog but Devistate dodges the attack.
Archangel sends Devistate to ringside.
Alan Crane starts the count (.1)
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - Ha!

[Archangel goes for a tiger driver but Devistate dodges the attack.
(..2)
Archangel cuts Devistate with a blade.
Devistate is bleeding as a result.
(...3)
Archangel executes a headlock takedown.
(....4)
Archangel gives Devistate a reverse neckbreaker.
Archangel is back on his feet.
(.....5)
Archangel and Devistate move back into the ring.
Archangel measures Devistate up and drops a closed fist.
Archangel covers Devistate.
The ref starts the count.
...1
Devistate escapes.
]

Steve Schley - He should have just stayed on the attack.

[Devistate gets back to his feet.
Archangel leg lariats Devistate, sending him to the mat.
Archangel climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Devistate.
Now Archangel standing.
Archangel and Devistate go to the floor
Alan Crane starts the count (.1)
Archangel trys for a crotch slam but Devistate avoids it.
Archangel and Devistate move back into the ring.
]

Steve Schley - If Archangel needs to try for a pinfall.

[Archangel uses a swinging DDT to plant Devistate's head into the mat.
Now Archangel standing.
Devistate is locked in the elbow submission by Archangel.
Referee Alan Crane is checking for a tap out.
... Archangel tightens the hold. ... Archangel breaks the hold.
Archangel sends Devistate to ringside.
Alan Crane starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Devistate rakes his fingers across Archangel's back.
]

Steve Schley - Devistate executes a back rake.

[Archangel knifehand chops Devistate.
Archangel gives Devistate the cobra clutch suplex onto the floor.
Devistate moves back to his feet.
Archangel picks up Devistate and delivers a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
Now Archangel standing.
Archangel applies an arm wrench to Devistate.
Archangel executes Angels Wings on Devistate.
makes the cover with a reverse cradle.
Referee Alan Crane makes the count.
...1 ...2 ...3


Mike "The Body" Sidley - The winner of this match, Archangel!!!


New Age Ripper vs. T-Bone (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

Mike "The Body" Sidley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 250 pounds, from Dallas, Texas, New Age Ripper!!! (crowd boos ********)

[The lights dim to a faint color, as Godsmack's "Awake" echoes throughout the arena while gray smoke pours out of the entry-ramp. From out of the backstage curtain appears New Age Ripper.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - and his opponent, weighing in at 247 pounds, from Jacksonville, FL, T-Bone!!! (crowd cheers *****)

["Forgive Me" by Godsmack begins to play and T-Bone walks to the ring.
T-Bone gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Ripper.
Ripper gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from T-Bone.
(the bell rings) Ripper hits Bone with the back of his elbow.
Ripper hits Bone with a baba chop.
New Age Ripper uses a snap mare takeover on T-Bone.
NAR fist drops Bone on the mat.
Ripper puts T-Bone in an arm grapevine submission.
Ripper goes for a pin.
The ref starts the count.
...1
Bone escapes.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - Not even close!

[Bone stands up.
Bone picks up NAR and executes the cradle DDT.
Bone moves back to his feet.
Bone puts the chicken wing on NAR.
Referee Alan Crane is checking for a tap out.
... ... NAR trys to escape. Bone breaks the hold.
Bone runs in and leg drops New Age Ripper.
Bone chants start.
Bone puts a knee to New Age's back and pulls hims arms back.
The referee is checking the situation.
... ... ... Bone tightens the hold. ... Bone tightens the hold. New Age escapes.
Bone measures New Age Ripper up and drops a closed fist.
T-Bone gets up.
T-Bone hits New Age with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
]

Steve Schley - Bone with a elbowdrop.

[Bone applies an arm wrench to NAR.
Bone applies an arm wrench to New Age.
New Age climbs to his feet.
T-Bone leg lariats New Age Ripper, sending him to the mat.
Bone and New Age Ripper go to the floor
Alan Crane starts the count (.1)
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - Bone is taking it to NAR.

[T-Bone climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on New Age Ripper.
T-Bone stands up.
They head back into the ring.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - Are you enjoying this match?

vw
- Yes sir!

[T-Bone knees New Age and rolls back to his feet.
Bone chants start.
T-Bone runs in and leg drops New Age.
T-Bone brings a chair to the ring. Alan Crane warns him not to use it. T-Bone shoves Alan Crane. ring, ring, ring! Alan Crane calls for the bell. T-Bone was disqualified. ]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - We've got ourselves a winner!

Mike "The Body" Sidley - The winner of this match, New Age Ripper!!!

Round 3

Archangel vs. Hammer Head (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

Mike "The Body" Sidley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 254 pounds, from Cleveland, Ohio, Hammer Head!!! (crowd boos ***)

["Thanks for Nothing" by Slaves On Dope begins to play and the crowd boos. Hammer Head comes out and heads to the ring.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - and his opponent, weighing in at 235 pounds, from Unknown, Archangel!!!

[Archangel's Theme plays and he comes to the ring.
Hammer Head places Archangel on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex.
Archangel places Hammer Head on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex.
(ding, ding, ding) Archangel gets hit with a dragon scerw from Hammer Head.
Archangel executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Hammer Head.
Archangel hits Hammer Head with an elbowdrop.
Archangel stands up.
Hammer Head climbs to his feet.
Hammer Head executes a swinging bulldog on Archangel driving Archangel's face into the mat.
Hammer Head grabs Archangel and applies an arm wrench.
Hammer Head covers Archangel hooking the leg.
Alan Crane counts the pin.
...1 ...2
Archangel escapes.
Archangel gets up.
Archangel hits Hammer Head with the double arm DDT into the mat.
Archangel is back on his feet.
Hammer Head is up again.
Archangel and Hammer Head go to the floor
Alan Crane starts the count (.1)
]

Steve Schley - ringside is covered with blood from these fighters.

[(..2)
Hammer Head gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Archangel comes over and smashes Hammer Head's head into it.
(...3)
Hammer Head gets hit with a dragon scerw from Archangel.
Hammer Head is up again.
Hammer Head nails Archangel with a double underhook suplex.
Now Archangel standing.
They fight into the aisle.
(....4)
Hammer Head chokes Archangel with a microphone cable.
Archangel nails the bridging back suplex on Hammer Head.
Now Archangel standing.
(.....5)
(......6)
Archangel and Hammer Head move back to ringside.
Archangel takes Hammer Head into the ring.
Archangel knees Hammer Head and rolls back to his feet.
Archangel measures Hammer Head up and drops a closed fist.
Now Archangel standing.
Hammer Head moves back to his feet.
Hammer Head picks up Archangel and delivers a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
Hammer Head moves back to his feet.
Archangel gets up.
Hammer Head gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - corkscrew armdrag!

[Hammer Head moves back to his feet.
Hammer Head with a headscissors takeover on Archangel.
Now Hammer Head standing.
Hammer Head climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Archangel.
Hammer Head is up again.
Hammer Head hits Archangel with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Hammer Head sucks chants start in the crowd.
Hammer Head gets up.
Hammer Head climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Archangel.
Archangel is back on his feet.
Hammer Head picks up Archangel's and spins him int the Bed Of Nails!
makes the cover with a reverse cradle.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

Steve Schley - We've got ourselves a winner!

Mike "The Body" Sidley - The winner of this match, Hammer Head!!!


Davernator vs. New Age Ripper (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)

Mike "The Body" Sidley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 250 pounds, from Dallas, Texas, New Age Ripper!!! (crowd boos ***)

[The lights dim to a faint color, as Godsmack's "Awake" echoes throughout the arena while gray smoke pours out of the entry-ramp. From out of the backstage curtain appears New Age Ripper.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - and his opponent, weighing in at 246 pounds, from Miami, FL, Davernator!!!

[The arena lights dim, "Let's get ready to cRuMbLe!" is played followed by "My Way" by Limp Bizkit. Davernator walks out with his arms stretched out to the side.
Davey Boy gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from New Age.
Super Dave places NAR on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex.
(ring, ring, ring) New Age Ripper uses a lariat on Super Dave.
New Age executes a headlock takedown.
Super Dave connects with a flying knee. New Age goes down.
New Age is back on his feet.
New Age with an Aztecan suplex on Super Dave sends him to the mat.
NAR stands up.
New Age puts Davey Boy in an arm grapevine submission.
Davey Boy gets up.
New Age nails Davernator with a belly-to-back suplex.
Ripper gets back to his feet.
New Age tackles and begins punching Davey Boy.
New Age measures Davernator up and drops a closed fist.
NAR moves back to his feet.
NAR measures Super Dave up and drops a closed fist.
New Age puts Davey Boy in an arm grapevine submission.
Davey Boy gets back to his feet.
Davernator picks up Ripper and executes the cradle DDT.
Ripper gets up.
]

Steve Schley - Don't you dare switch the channel!

[Davey Boy spinebuster bombs NAR onto the mat.
Davey Boy puts the chicken wing on Ripper.
The referee is checking the situation.
... Davey Boy tightens the hold. ... Ripper escapes.
Now Ripper standing.
NAR executes a swinging bulldog on Davey Boy driving Davey Boy's face into the mat.
New Age is back on his feet.
NAR puts Super Dave in an arm grapevine submission.
Ripper measures Davey Boy up and drops a closed fist.
New Age Ripper is back on his feet.
Davey Boy is back on his feet.
New Age punches Davey Boy in the head.
NAR executes a jawbreakeron Davernator.
Now Davernator standing.
Davey Boy grabs Ripper's head and DDT's him on the mat.
Davernator climbs to his feet.
Indian deathlock applied by Super Dave.
Alan Crane is checking for a tap out.
... (AHHHH!) ... NAR trys to escape. ... NAR trys to escape. ... Super Dave breaks the hold.
Davernator applies an arm wrench to New Age.
Davernator leg drops NAR.
NAR brings a chair to the ring. Alan Crane warns him not to use it. NAR shoves Alan Crane. ring, ring, ring! Alan Crane calls for the bell. NAR was disqualified. ]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - Davernator has won the match!

Mike "The Body" Sidley - The winner of this match, Davernator!!!


final

XWF Heavyweight Title Match

Davernator vs. Hammer Head (XWF Heavyweight) gimmick (Standard Match)

Mike "The Body" Sidley - This match is a Standard Match for the XWF Heavyweight title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 246 pounds, from Miami, FL, Davernator!!!

[The arena lights dim, "Let's get ready to cRuMbLe!" is played followed by "My Way" by Limp Bizkit. Davernator walks out with his arms stretched out to the side.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - and his opponent, weighing in at 254 pounds, from Cleveland, Ohio, Hammer Head!!! (crowd boos ******)

["Thanks for Nothing" by Slaves On Dope begins to play and the crowd boos. Hammer Head comes out and heads to the ring.
Hammer Head gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Super Dave.
Davey Boy gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Hammer Head.
(the bell rings) Super Dave hits Hammer Head with the back of his elbow.
Davey Boy short lariats Hammer Head.
Hammer Head gets back to his feet.
Hammer Head executes the jumping sidekick on Davernator.
Hammer Head fist drops Davernator on the mat.
Now Hammer Head standing.
Davernator gets up.
Hammer Head gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
Super Dave rolls onto Hammer Head connecting with a knee.
Hammer Head goes for a inverted atomic drop but Davernator dodges the attack.
Hammer Head drags Davey Boy to the floor.
Corkscrew starts the count (.1)
]

Steve Schley - This is the best match in the history of the WORLD!!

[(..2)
Hammer Head executes a headlock takedown.
Davernator is back on his feet.
(...3)
Davernator nails Hammer Head with a belly-to-back suplex.
Now Davernator standing.
(....4)
Davey Boy grabs Hammer Head and applies an arm wrench.
Now Hammer Head standing.
(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
Hammer Head gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Davernator comes over and smashes Hammer Head's head into it.
Super Dave chops Hammer Head.
Davey Boy hits Hammer Head with the back of his elbow.
Davernator knifehand chops Hammer Head.
Davernator connects with a flying knee. Hammer Head goes down.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - knee by Davey Boy.

[Davernator knees Hammer Head and rolls back to his feet.
Super Dave executes a springboard bulldog, slamming Hammer Head's head onto the mat.
Davey Boy moves back to his feet.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - These guys are almost as good as me. Wouldn't you agree?

Steve Schley - Not in this life time.

[Davernator hits Hammer Head with an elbowdrop.
Davey Boy climbs to his feet.
Hammer Head climbs to his feet.
Super Dave executes a headlock takedown.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - headlock takedown by Super Dave.

[Hammer Head moves back to his feet.
Hammer Head short lariats Super Dave.
Super Dave moves back to his feet.
Hammer Head gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Davey Boy comes over and smashes Hammer Head's head into it.
Davernator nails Hammer Head with a belly-to-back suplex.
Super Dave is back on his feet.
Hammer Head gets back to his feet.
Davey Boy gets sent into the turnbuckle while Hammer Head hits him with a splash.
Hammer Head uses a swinging DDT to plant Davey Boy's head into the mat.
Hammer Head sucks chants start in the crowd.
Hammer Head is up again.
Super Dave hits the mat.
Hammer Head sends Davey Boy to ringside.
Corkscrew starts the count (.1)
Davey Boy is up again.
(..2)
Davey Boy punches Hammer Head in the head.
(...3)
Davernator gives Hammer Head a reverse neckbreaker.
Davernator gets up.
(....4)
Davernator chops Hammer Head.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - chop by Davernator.

[(.....5)
Super Dave and Hammer Head move back into the ring.
Hammer Head gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
Super Dave fist drops Hammer Head on the mat.
Davernator climbs to his feet.
Hammer Head stands up.
Hammer Head picks Davernator up and executes a stomachbreaker.
Hammer Head sucks chants start in the crowd.
Hammer Head leg drops the throat of Davernator.
Hammer Head sucks chants start in the crowd.
Davernator gets back to his feet.
Hammer Head rakes the face of Davernator in attempt to make a come back.
Hammer Head executes a split legged moonsault on to Davernator.
Hammer Head moves back to his feet.
Now Davernator standing.
Hammer Head uses a closed fist on Davey Boy.
Hammer Head picks up Super Dave's and spins him into the Bed Of Nails!
Referee Corkscrew refuses to make the count.
The crowd cheers.]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - Wait!! Here comes the XWF CEO Chris Lose. Why is he coming out here.

[Corkscrew starts to yell at Hammer Head.
Hammer Head pushes Corkscrew.
Chris Lose gets in the ring with a chair and threatens Hammer Head.]

Steve Schley - It looks like neithe want Hammer Head..... Oh My God! Chris Lose just clocked Corkscrew with the chair. Davernator is up again. No. Chris just hit Davey Boy too.

[Hammer Head goes for the pin
CEO Chris Lose makes the count!
...1 ...2 ...3
]

Steve Schley - How can Hammer Head be proud of that?

Mike "The Body" Sidley - Who cares, he won fair and square! The winner of this match, and new XWF Heavyweight champion, Hammer Head!!!

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