Steve Schley: Welcome everyone to Monday Night Massacre! We are less then a week away from the XWF’s first PPV. This Sunday, ‘Last Man Standing’ willgo down in history.

Mike Sidley Thats right. Although only a few matches have been signed so far, there are a few that catch my eye. And thew one that does is the Ladder Match for Corkscrew’s WWEF Title. It will be Commissioner Corkscrew vs. our boss Chris Lose. And I so hope that Chris puts a sock in Corkscrew’s mouth. This company belongs to Chris Lose not Corkscrew.

Steve Schley: Well be it that it may, Corkscrew is still the Commissioner and he is also a trained wrestler. No matter what, Mr. Lose has to be a little shaken up to be signed in a match of this caliber. This is Mr. Lose’s first match and Corkscrew has never lost a ladder Match ever! I don’t see Mr. Lose winning without cheating.

Mike Sidley Cheating? He don’t have to cheat. He has 10 billion dollars. With that kind of money he can buy a new body and beat Corkscrew easily! If you want to talk cheating, lets talk about the match Corkscrew signed here tonight. He has signed Chris Lose to meet the Ministry. The ministry is not only the strongest tag team, they are the two biggest guys in the XWF. If anything, Chris Lose don’t stand a chance against them.

Steve Schley: That is something we can both agree on. But for now, lets focus on the first match.

The Impaler vs. Messiah

{The fireworks blast at the top of the tron and "surfacing" by Slipknot plays. Messiah walks from the back and as he appears at the top he begins to shout then he runs to the ring. The crowd boos. All of a sudden, the lights go dim and a green glow is cast upon everything. "Iron Man" by ozzy begins to play as Impaler steps out. He slowly makes his way to the ring, looking around with a sadistic smirk on his face. He enters the ring and climbs onto one turnbuckle, and gives the gesture signaling his finisher. The two lock up and go at it.}

Steve Schley: Both these youngsters need this win to gain some respect. Messiah is winless while Impaler is one and one.

Mike Sidley Messiah whipped into the ropes and caught with a clothes line. That had to hurt. Messiah is back up but is met with End Of Dayz.

Steve Schley: Impaler then goes for Hell Eternal. He got it. Messiah is out and remains winless. Wow what a fast match.

The Impaler pinned Messiah



Mike Sidley That was fast. Next up is Brighton Rock against Hardkore.

Brighton Rock vs. Hardkore

{"I felt the hate rise up in me..." Plays as Brighton Rock makes his way to the ring and the fans are on their feet chanting "BRIGHTON! BRIGHTON! BRIGHTON!" Interrupting the fans, "Rollin" by Limp Bizkit hits the speaker Hardkore walks out and down the ramp spitting water as he walks. He gets in and goes to each rope and raises his arms. Hardkore then rolls out of the ring and gets a chair. He reenters the ring as the bell sounds. He then hits Brighton Rock with the chair as the referee calls for a DQ.}

Brighton Rock wins by DQ



Mike Sidley Another fast match. What is this, the Indy 500? Well lets go backstage where Greg Hillis is Standing by with Devistate

{Gregg Hillis is shown backstage standing next to Devistate. Devistate looks disturbed. And Gregg begins to speak.}

Gregg Hillis: Devistate we all know that you don't agree with Hammer Head being the champion so let me ask you this...How will you feel about him being a tag champion if he wins his match next?

Devistate: Do you have any idea how stupid that damn question was. You look into my eyes and tell me how you think I would feel. Now do you see how stupid that question was!! Hammer Head doesn’t deserve to have any belt around his waist. So he won't, watch his match and I promise you....him and his masked butt buddy New Age Ripper won’t walk out with those belts...just watch.... {Devistate walks away from a startled Gregg Hillis. Back at the ring, we see the CEO come out. He walks sternly and has a devilish smile on his face.}

CHRIS LOSE: Dead Man and Bone Collector, Get down here right Now. I have a offer to make!

Chris Lose vs. The Ministry

{The steady silence is broke and the "death march" rumbles through the arena. Bone Collector comes to the ring followed by his partner, Dead Man.}

CHRIS LOSE: Now I know as well as everyone knows, I am physically incapable of beating you two giants! So I will lay down and let you pin me. And If you just pin me, I will add you two to the main event tonight in the Tag Team Title Match! What do you say?

{With nothing but silence, Bone Collector walks onet to the CEO, who has laid down, and pins him 1…2…3…! The Ministry has a Tag Team Title shot tonight on Massacre!}

The Ministry pinned Chris Lose



Steve Schley: Three fast matches. This Massacre is going by quick. Next up is Punisher vs. Devistate. Is this going to be another quick match?

Punisher vs. Devistate

{The lights go out and start to flicker as “My Way” begins to play. Punisher steps out on the stage as fireworks explode all over behind him as he makes his way to the ring. Soon after that, the lights go out. A dark and erie theme begins to play throughout the arena. After a few bars of the erie music a blue strip of light shines on the ramp. Out from the darkness walks Devistate in a worn in black leather trench coat and wet black hair. The crowd goes nuts as he goes to the ring.}

Steve Schley: Devistate is going strait for Punisher. What a fury of punches. Devistate whips Punisher into the rope. Wow tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Punisher is woosy. With that, Devistate picks up Punisher and gives him the Devistation Drop. Its over. 1…2…3!!! Punisher is out cold.

Devistate pinned Punisher



Mike Sidley That was fast too. And Punisher is still down. Paramedics are rushing out here to tend to Punisher. Lets go backstage to Archangel.

ARCHANGEL: Listen Up T-Bone. You came out and ran your mouth with the most stupidest jibber jabber I have ever heard. You only came out here to get some camera time and you wasted it with that silly nonsense. I am the XWF Hardcore Champion. And to beat me you need to be a worthy opponent which you are not. So why go to the ring, lets do this Hardcore Style. Come out of your locker room and lets fight!

Hardcore Title Match


T-Bone vs. Archangel

{T-Bone come rushing at Archangel. Archangel jumps over the rushing man and T-Bone goes crashing into the wall. Archangel grabs a trash can and starts to hit T-Bone. Archangel starts to head toward the wrestlers locker room area. As he reaches Hammer Head’s locker room, T-Bone is up and hits Archangel with a spear. Just then, Devistate rushes in and hits the Devistation Drop on T-Bone. Devistate then precedes into Hammer Heads locker room. Archangel quickly covers T-Bone. 1..2..3! Archangel retains his title. }

Archangel pinned T-Bone



Steve Schley: Archangel won but what is Devistate doing? He is attacking Hammer Head.

{All of a sudden Devistate is seen on the big screen pounding on Hammer Head and New Age Ripper. He has a barbwire bat in his hand and clocks him in the back of the head with the bat. Hammer Head begins to bleed and Devistate starts hitting New Age Ripper across the ribs and he begins to bleed as well. Devistate walks out of the locker room and walks into the back.}

Mike Sidley It looks like Hammer Head and New Age Ripper are out of the main event. So lets get to the main event tonight!

Tag Team Title Match


Davernator/Jack Blair vs. The Ministry

{After a long match of back and forth action, Corkscrew comes down to the ring to be ref after Alan Crane was knocked out. As Davernator hits the pedigree, Chris Lose comes out and hits Corkscrew with a chair. Bone Collector then finishes Davernator and Alan Crane wakes up for the count.}

Ministry pinned the team of Davernator and Jack Blair