Steve Schley: Welcome everyone to the second edition of Thursday Night Destruction! Last Sunday, the XWF had it's first PPV in Last Man Standing. Many things happened. We got new Tag Team Champions, a new Hardcore Champion and a new Commissioner in Dustin Masterson! Corkscrew has been fired and Hammer Head reigns supreme here in the XWF. And That Sucks!!!.

Mike Sidley Scuck? That rules. I love Hammer Head. He is an incredible athlete. Tonight we will get to see Hammer Head fight that no good New Age Ripper. I bet you 100 dollars Hammer Head wins and wins big.


Steve Schley: I will take you up on that Mike! With that, lets go to our first match!

Killswitch vs. The Reaper

Steve Schley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 250 pounds, from San Antonio, TX, Killswitch!!! (crowd cheers ***********)

[Death Blooms by Mudvayne hits. Killswitch appears from behind the curtain. He stands on the stage and looks out over the crowd as they cheer wildly. He walks confidently down the ramp, and jumps up on to the ring. He steps into the ring, and jumps up on to the second turnbuckle.
]

Steve Schley - and his opponent, weighing in at 276 pounds, from San Antonio, TX, The Reaper!!! (crowd boos ***)

[The lights dim and some evil sounding music starts to play loud over the pa system. The camera's begin to pan around the crowd. A huge explosion from some fireworks happens by the entrance way and smoke fills the arena. The Reaper walks out from the curtains. He then goes to the ring.
Killswitch places The Reaper on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex.
Alan Crane checks The Reaper's boots and knee pads.
(the bell rings) Killswitch hits The Reaper with the back of his elbow.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - back elbow by Killswitch.

[Killswitch executes a ropeflip hiptoss on The Reaper.
The Reaper moves back to his feet.
The Reaper delivers a kick to the head of Killswitch.
Killswitch climbs to his feet.
Killswitch nails The Reaper with a belly-to-back suplex.
The Reaper executes the airplane spin and throws Killswitch onto the mat.
The Reaper sucks chants start in the crowd.
The Reaper goes for a pin.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2
Killswitch escapes.
Killswitch picks up The Reaper and delivers a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
Killswitch climbs to his feet.
The Reaper is up again.
Killswitch and The Reaper go to the floor
Alan Crane starts the count (.1)
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - Killswitch is taking it to The Reaper.

[Killswitch does a handspring and hits The Reaper with a bodyblock, what a move!
Killswitch climbs to his feet.
(..2)
Killswitch climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on The Reaper.
The Reaper gets back to his feet.
They head back into the ring.
]

Steve Schley - This is the best match in the history of the WORLD!!

[Killswitch gives The Reaper a reverse neckbreaker.
Now The Reaper standing.
The Reaper gets hit with a dragon scerw from Killswitch.
Killswitch chants start.
Killswitch stands up.
The Reaper suplexes Killswitch.
The Reaper sucks chants start in the crowd.
The Reaper slingshot elbow drops Killswitch.
Killswitch stands up.
The Reaper thrust kicks Killswitch in the head.
makes the cover with a reverse cradle.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - We've got ourselves a winner!

Steve Schley - The winner of this match, The Reaper!!!

The Predator vs. Hardkore

Steve Schley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 230 pounds, from Anihiem, CA, Hardkore!!!

["Rollin" by Limp Bizkit hits the speaker Hardkore walks out and down the ramp spitting water as he walks. He gets in and goes to each rope and raises his arms.
]

Steve Schley - and his opponent, weighing in at 276 pounds, from Unknown, The Predator!!! (crowd cheers *****)

[The Predator walks to the ring. Alan Crane is the referee for this contest. Hardkore executes a pumphandle suplex on Predator.
Predator executes a pumphandle suplex on Hardkore.
(ring, ring, ring) Kore knifehand chops The Predator.
Predator chops Kore.
Kore legsweeps The Predator.
]

Steve Schley - legsweep!

[Now The Predator standing.
Predator bounces Hardkore off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat.
Predator moves back to his feet.
They lockup. The Predator sends Kore to the corner of the ring.
Kore executes a springboard bulldog, slamming Predator's head onto the mat.
Kore moves back to his feet.
Predator gets back to his feet.
Predator uses a closed fist on Hardkore.
Kore nails The Predator with a belly-to-back suplex.
Kore gets up.
Predator hits a jumping elbow hrust on Kore.
The Predator clotheslines Hardkore.
Predator takes Kore off his feet with a short-arm clothesline
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - Follows up with a short-arm clothesline.

[Kore moves back to his feet.
Kore goes for a fisherman buster but The Predator dodges the attack.
The Predator gets locked into the headscissors submission by Kore.
The referee is checking the situation.
... Kore tightens the hold. ... ... Predator trys to escape. Predator escapes.
The Predator goes for a avalanche but Kore dodges the attack.
Hardkore gets locked in the double chicken wing.
Alan Crane is checking for a tap out.
... (AHHHH!) ... Hardkore trys to escape. Hardkore escapes.
Predator mule kicks Kore.
They lockup. Predator sends Kore to the corner of the ring.
Predator double underhook faceslams Hardkore hard to the Kore.
Hardkore picks up The Predator and delivers a bone crunching shoulderbreaker.
Hardkore executes a corkscrew legdrop on The Predator.
Hardkore is back on his feet.
The Predator is back on his feet.
Predator kicks Hardkore in the groin.
Kore rakes his fingers across The Predator's back.
]

Steve Schley - Hardkore with a back rake.

[The Predator executes a headlock takedown.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - headlock takedown!

[Kore is up again.
Hardkore delivers a spinning backbreak to Predator.
Hardkore measures The Predator up and drops a closed fist.
Hardkore is back on his feet.
Kore uses a running lariat to take Predator down.
Predator climbs to his feet.
Hardkore with a takeover suplex on The Predator.
]

Steve Schley - That takeover suplex was very good.

[Now Kore standing.
Hardkore with a falling splash on The Predator.
Hardkore moves back to his feet.
The Predator gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Hardkore.
They lockup. The Predator sends Kore to the corner of the ring.
The Predator throws Kore off the ropes and hits him with a cross-body block.
Predator gets back to his feet.
Predator executes the Supper DDT on Hardkore!
Kore gets hit with the shooting star press from Predator.
Alan Crane counts.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - Predator has won the match!

Steve Schley - The winner of this match, The Predator!!!

BigShep vs. Pyro

Steve Schley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 345 pounds, from Toledo, Ohio, BigShep!!! (crowd cheers ********)

[The lights blowout so that the Flood Lights turn on. Suddenly pyrotechnics flare up throught out the arena. Then Tool Schism hits the P.A. System. BigShep and Gigi walk down the isle way and step into the ring.
]

Steve Schley - and his opponent, weighing in at 237 pounds, from Ft. Lauderdale, Fl, Pyro!!! (crowd cheers ****)

["Fire Fire FIRE!!!!" hits as Pyro comes to the center of the ramp as the ring announcer announces him into the arena as he continues to the ring.
BigShep places Pyro on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex.
BigShep gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Pyro.
(ring, ring, ring) Pyro gets hit with a dragon scerw from BigShep.
Now BigShep standing.
BigShep hits Pyro with an elbowdrop.
BigShep gets up.
Pyro gets back to his feet.
BigShep rakes the face of Pyro in attempt to make a come back.
Pyro gets thrown into the turnbuckle. BigShep comes over and smashes Pyro's head into it.
BigShep executes the jumping sidekick on Pyro.
Now Pyro standing.
BigShep executes a swinging bulldog on Pyro driving Pyro's face into the mat.
BigShep is back on his feet.
BigShep applies an arm wrench to Pyro.
Pyro gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
]

Steve Schley - corkscrew armdrag!

[Pyro with a huge super fisherman buster, driving BigShep into the mat.
Pyro executes a corkscrew legdrop on BigShep.
]

Steve Schley - Pyro with a corkscrew legdrop.

[Pyro gets back to his feet.
BigShep is up again.
BigShep executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Pyro.
BigShep gets taken down with an armdrag takedown.
BigShep climbs to his feet.
Pyro grabs BigShep's leg and takes him down.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - single leg takedown by Pyro.

[Pyro goes for a pin.
Referee Alan Crane makes the count.
...1 ...2
BigShep escapes.
BigShep climbs to his feet.
Pyro superkicks BigShep.
Pyro grabs BigShep and applies an arm wrench.
BigShep executes a split legged moonsault on to Pyro.
Now BigShep standing.
BigShep leg drops the throat of Pyro.
BigShep chants start.
BigShep picks Pyro up and side slams him to the mat.
Now Pyro standing.
BigShep knifehand chops Pyro.
BigShep chants start.
Pyro bounces BigShep off the ropes and hits him with a backdrop.
Pyro chokes BigShep with his boot.
Pyro executes the Supper DDT on BigShep!
Pyro goes for a pin.
Alan Crane counts.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - Pyro has won the match!

Steve Schley - The winner of this match, Pyro!!!

Tag Team Title Match
Ministry vs. T-Bone/Brighton Rock

Steve Schley - This match is a Standard Match tag match for the XWF Tag Team titles. On there way to the ring at this time, Ministry!!!

[Ministry come to the ring. ]

Steve Schley - and their opponents, the team of T-Bone/Brighton Rock.

[T-Bone/Brighton Rock walk to the ring. Alan Crane is the referee for this match. T-Bone places Bone Collector on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex.
Bone Collector places T-Bone on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex.
(the bell rings) They lockup. T-Bone sends Bone Collector to the corner of the ring.
Bone tags in Brighton Rock.
Now Brighton Rock standing.
Brighton Rock slaps Bone Collector.
Bone Collector executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Brighton Rock.
Bone Collector covers Brighton Rock.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2
Brighton Rock escapes.
Brighton Rock brings in Bone for T-Bone/Brighton Rock.
Brighton Rock uses a snap mare takeover on Bone Collector.
]

Steve Schley - Come on ref! Do something!! Bone Collector is being double teamed!

[Brighton Rock mule kicks Bone Collector.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - mule kick!

[Bone Collector short lariats Brighton Rock.
Bone tags Brighton Rock.
Bone Collector rolls onto Brighton Rock connecting with a knee.
Brighton Rock is up again.
Brighton Rock picks up Bone Collector and front slams him on the mat.
Brighton Rock hits a frog splash on Bone Collector.
Brighton Rock chants start.
Brighton Rock climbs to his feet.
Bone Collector gets hit with the shooting star press from Brighton Rock.
Referee Alan Crane makes the count.
...1 ...2
Bone Collector kicks out.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - OHHHHHHH So close!!!

[Bone Collector is up again.
Brighton Rock tags Bone.
Brighton Rock nails Bone Collector with a double underhook suplex.
Brighton Rock with an exploder suplex on Bone Collector.
T-Bone uses a closed fist on Bone Collector.
]

Steve Schley - This is just awefull! Bone Collector is being double teamed!

[Bone Collector chops Bone.
Bone hits Bone Collector with the back of his elbow.
T-Bone nails Bone Collector with a belly-to-back suplex.
Bone Collector moves back to his feet.
Bone Collector gives T-Bone a reverse neckbreaker.
Bone Collector stands up.
T-Bone executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Bone Collector.
Bone Collector gets back to his feet.
T-Bone tags Brighton Rock.
Brighton Rock executes an over the shoulder stomachbreaker on Bone Collector.
Bone Collector gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
T-Bone hits a spinning leg lariat on Bone Collector sending him to the mat.
T-Bone rolls onto Bone Collector connecting with a knee.
Brighton Rock makes the tag to T-Bone.
Bone Collector sets Bone up DDTs him into the mat.
Bone tags Brighton Rock.
Brighton Rock gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Bone Collector comes over and smashes Brighton Rock's head into it.
Bone Collector makes the tag to Dead Man.
Dead Man tackles Brighton Rock.
Dead Man executes a corkscrew legdrop on Brighton Rock.
Dead Man moves back to his feet.
Dead Man slaps the face of Brighton Rock.
Dead Man moves back to his feet.
Dead Man uses a snap mare takeover on Brighton Rock.
Brighton Rock brings in Bone for T-Bone/Brighton Rock.
Bone moves back to his feet.
T-Bone chops Dead Man.
Bone tags in Brighton Rock.
Dead Man measures Brighton Rock up and drops a closed fist.
Dead Man gets back to his feet.
Dead Man rolls onto Brighton Rock connecting with a knee.
Brighton Rock gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Dead Man.
Dead Man is back on his feet.
Dead Man hits Brighton Rock with the double arm DDT into the mat.
]

Steve Schley - Nice double arm DDT by Dead Man.

[Dead Man with a falling splash on Brighton Rock.
Now Dead Man standing.
Brighton Rock is back on his feet.
Brighton Rock chops Dead Man.
Brighton Rock short-arm clotheslines Dead Man to the mat.
Bone Collector tagged in by Dead Man.
Bone Collector nails Brighton Rock with a belly-to-back suplex.
Bone Collector gets back to his feet.
Brighton Rock executes a headlock takedown.
]

Steve Schley - Brighton Rock executes a headlock takedown.

[Brighton Rock punches Bone Collector repeatedly.
Brighton Rock rakes the face of Bone Collector in attempt to make a come back.
Brighton Rock makes the tag to Bone.
Brighton Rock applies the clawhold on Bone Collector.
Brighton Rock hits Bone Collector with a single arm DDT.
Brighton Rock hits him with a back fist.
Bone Collector takes Brighton Rock down with a knee.
Brighton Rock climbs to his feet.
Brighton Rock picks Bone Collector up in a fireman's carry and flapjacks him.
Brighton Rock chants start.
Bone tags in Brighton Rock.
Bone Collector punches Brighton Rock repeatedly.
Brighton Rock with a takeover suplex on Bone Collector.
Brighton Rock moves back to his feet.
Brighton Rock slingshot elbow drops Bone Collector.
Brighton Rock hits a frog splash on Bone Collector.
Brighton Rock chants start.
Brighton Rock stands up.
Bone Collector is back on his feet.
Brighton Rock pokes Bone Collector in the eyes.
Brighton Rock executes the Supper DDT on Bone Collector!
Brighton Rock uses an inside cradle to pin Bone Collector.
Alan Crane counts.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

Steve Schley - The winners of this match, and still XWF Tag Team champions, T-Bone/Brighton Rock!!!

Archangel vs. Marty Johnson

Steve Schley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 235 pounds, from Unknown, Archangel!!!

[Archangel's Theme plays and he comes to the ring.
]

Steve Schley - and his opponent, weighing in at 247 pounds, from San Antonio, TX, Marty Johnson!!! (crowd boos *********)

["Hart Attack" Blasts out over the PA System as the fans begin to boo and Jeer as they see "The Showstoppa" walk out onto the ramp.
Johnson gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Archangel.
Marty Johnson drops Archangel with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat.
(the bell rings) Archangel short lariats Marty Johnson.
Marty Johnson moves back to his feet.
Showstoppa executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Archangel.
Archangel gets back to his feet.
Marty Johnson bounces Archangel off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat.
Now Marty Johnson standing.
They lockup. Showstoppa sends Archangel to the corner of the ring.
Archangel executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Marty.
Now Marty standing.
Showstoppa gets hit with a dragon scerw from Archangel.
Archangel gets up.
Marty moves back to his feet.
Marty goes for a exploder suplex but Archangel dodges the attack.
Marty sends Archangel to ringside.
Alan Crane starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Showstoppa does a cartwheel and kicks Archangel in the face.
(...3)
Marty Johnson gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Archangel comes over and smashes Marty Johnson's head into it.
(....4)
Archangel nails Marty with a belly-to-back suplex.
Archangel stands up.
(.....5)
They head back into the ring.
Archangel hits Johnson with an elbowdrop.
Now Archangel standing.
Archangel measures Marty Johnson up and drops a closed fist.
Archangel is back on his feet.
Now Marty Johnson standing.
Archangel nails Marty Johnson with an inverted DDT.
Archangel drags Showstoppa to the floor.
Alan Crane starts the count (.1)
Archangel climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Marty.
Archangel stands up.
Marty gets back to his feet.
(..2)
Archangel swings a Steel chair and hits Marty.
Marty is bleeding as a result.
Showstoppa hits Archangel with a double underhook piledrive right into the floor.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - Nice double underhook piledriver by Johnson.

[(...3)
Johnson chokes Archangel with a microphone cable.
Archangel stands up.
(....4)
Johnson gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
Johnson is up again.
(.....5)
Marty Johnson takes Archangel into the ring.
Johnson applies the clawhold on Archangel.
]

Steve Schley - Marty with a clawhold.

[Archangel rakes the face of Johnson in attempt to make a come back.
Marty hits Archangel with the back of his elbow.
Archangel executes a headlock takedown.
Marty stands up.
Marty bounces Archangel off the ropes and hits him with a backdrop.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - backdrop!

[Archangel gets hit with the shooting star press from Marty.
Referee Alan Crane makes the count.
...1 ...2
Archangel kicks out.
Archangel is up again.
Marty chops Archangel.
Archangel executes a swinging bulldog on Johnson driving Marty Johnson's face into the mat.
Archangel gets back to his feet.
Archangel covers Johnson.
Alan Crane counts the pin.
...1 ...2
Johnson escapes.
Johnson gets back to his feet.
Marty delivers a short-arm clothesline to Archangel.
Now Archangel standing.
Johnson uses a closed fist on Archangel.
Johnson executes a huge gutbuster on Archangel.
Showstoppa punches Archangel repeatedly.
Marty Johnson uses a snap mare takeover on Archangel.
Archangel gets up.
Marty Johnson gets sent into the turnbuckle while Archangel hits him with a splash.
]

Steve Schley - That splash was very good.

[Archangel locks Marty in the kneebar.
Referee Alan Crane is checking for a tap out.
... ... ... Marty trys to escape. ... Marty trys to escape. Archangel breaks the hold.
Archangel knifehand chops Johnson.
Archangel uses a closed fist on Marty Johnson.
Archangel picks up Johnson and executes the cradle DDT.
Johnson moves back to his feet.
Archangel gives Johnson a reverse neckbreaker.
Archangel gets up.
Johnson climbs to his feet.
Archangel grabs Johnson's leg and takes him down, then locks his leg.
Alan Crane is checking for a tap out.
... ... ... Johnson is fighting the hold. ... Johnson trys to escape. ... ... ... ... ... ... Johnson taps out.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - Archangel has won the match!

Steve Schley - The winner of this match, Archangel!!!

Hardcore Title Match
Devistate vs. Simply Sexy

Steve Schley - This match is a Hardcore Match for the XWF Hardcore title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 284 pounds, from Places Unknown, Devistate!!! (crowd cheers *******)

[The lights go out. A dark and erie music begins to play throughout the arena. After a few bars of the erie music a blue strip of light shines on the ramp. Out from the darkness walks Devistate in a worn in black leather trench coat and wet black hair. The crowd goes nuts as he goes to the ring
]

Steve Schley - and his opponent, weighing in at 235 pounds, from St.Louis, Mo he holds the XWF Hardcore title belt, Simply Sexy!!! (crowd boos ***********)

["Lets Ride" By Ja Rule hits and the lights dim in the arena. Suddenly pyros explode everywhere and multi-colored lights flash all over the arena. Sexy then comes out from the curtains and stands on the top of the ramp. He then flexes his muscles as more pyros explodes all around him.
Alan Crane checks Devistate's boots and knee pads.
Simply Sexy executes a pumphandle suplex on Devistate.
(ding, ding, ding) Devistate does a cartwheel and kicks Simply Sexy in the face.
Devistate hits Simply Sexy with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Devistate climbs to his feet.
Devistate knees Simply Sexy and rolls back to his feet.
Devistate puts Simply Sexy in an arm grapevine submission.
Simply Sexy is back on his feet.
Simply Sexy with a huge fisherman buster on Devistate.
Simply Sexy and Devistate head to the floor.
Simply Sexy swings a briefcase and hits Devistate.
Devistate is bleeding as a result.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - These guys are almost as good as me. Wouldn't you agree?

Àêk - No!!

[Simply Sexy fist drops Devistate on the floor.
Now Simply Sexy standing.
Devistate is back on his feet.
Devistate executes a huge gutbuster on Simply Sexy.
Simply Sexy is back on his feet.
Devistate bounces Simply Sexy off the ropes and clotheslines him.
Simply Sexy gets up.
Devistate executes a headlock takedown.
Devistate picks Simply Sexy up and side suplexes him to the floor.
Devistate stands up.
Devistate and Simply Sexy are headed into the ring.
Devistate leg drops Simply Sexy.
Devistate chants start.
Devistate stomps Simply Sexy.
Simply Sexy gets up.
Simply Sexy hits Devistate with a heart punch.
Now Devistate standing.
Devistate uppercuts Simply Sexy.
Simply Sexy chops Devistate.
]

Steve Schley - Simply Sexy executes a chop.

[Simply Sexy rakes his fingers across Devistate's back.
Devistate gives Simply Sexy the cobra clutch suplex onto the mat.
Devistate chants start.
Devistate climbs to his feet.
They head outside.
Devistate swings a briefcase and hits Simply Sexy.
Simply Sexy is bleeding as a result.
Simply Sexy hits him with a back fist.
Simply Sexy tackles Devistate.
Devistate gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Simply Sexy.
Devistate gets up.
Devistate throws Simply Sexy off the ropes, rolls on the ground, comes back up and delivers a clothesline.
Devistate chants start.
Devistate puts a knee to Simply Sexy's back and pulls hims arms back.
The referee is checking the situation.
... (AHHHH!) ... Devistate tightens the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... Devistate tightens the hold. Simply Sexy escapes.
Devistate and Simply Sexy head into the aisle.
Simply Sexy moves back to his feet.
Simply Sexy uses a snap mare takeover on Devistate.
]

Steve Schley - snap mare!

[Simply Sexy executes a corkscrew legdrop on Devistate.
Simply Sexy is back on his feet.
Devistate gets up.
Devistate chops Simply Sexy.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - Follows up with a chop.

[Simply Sexy knifehand chops Devistate.
Devistate nails Simply Sexy with an inverted DDT.
Devistate moves back to his feet.
Simply Sexy is back on his feet.
Simply Sexy hits Devistate with the back of his elbow.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - Devistate takes a back elbow.

[Devistate connects with a flying knee. Simply Sexy goes down.
Simply Sexy slaps the face of Devistate.
Now Simply Sexy standing.
Simply Sexy delivers a spinning backbreak to Devistate.
Simply Sexy rolls onto Devistate connecting with a knee.
Devistate gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Simply Sexy.
Simply Sexy gets back to his feet.
Devistate gets up.
Devistate spins aroround Simply Sexy's back and DDT's him into the floor.
Devistate chants start.
They head back to ringside.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - Now we can get some real action!!

[Devistate swings a steel chair and hits Simply Sexy.
Simply Sexy is bleeding as a result.
Devistate sends Simply Sexy into Alan Crane he goes down.
Devistate knees Simply Sexy and rolls back to his feet.
Devistate kicks Simply Sexy on the floor.
Archangel runs to ringside.
Archangel swings a trophy and hits Simply Sexy.
Simply Sexy is bleeding as a result.
Archangel leg drops the throat of Simply Sexy.
Archangel leg drops the throat of Simply Sexy.
Ordered is restored.
Alan Crane gets up.
Devistate and Simply Sexy head into the aisle.
Simply Sexy and Devistate are headed back to the technical area.
Devistate puts Simply Sexy in an arm grapevine submission.
Devistate chants start.
Devistate hits Simply Sexy with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Devistate gets up.
Simply Sexy is back on his feet.
Devistate hits the Devistation Drop on Simply Sexy.
makes the cover with a reverse cradle.
Alan Crane counts.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

Steve Schley - We've got ourselves a winner!

Steve Schley - The winner of this match, and new XWF Hardcore champion, Devistate!!!

The Impaler vs. Davernator

Steve Schley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 246 pounds, from Miami, FL, Davernator!!!

[The arena lights dim, "Let's get ready to cRuMbLe!" is played followed by "My Way" by Limp Bizkit. Davernator walks out with his arms stretched out to the side.
]

Steve Schley - and his opponent, weighing in at 230 pounds, from Unknown, The Impaler!!! (crowd cheers ***)

[The lights go dim and a green glow is cast upon everything. "Iron Man" by ozzy begins to play as Impaler steps out. He slowly makes his way to the ring, looking around with a sadistic smirk on his face. He enters the ring and climbs onto one turnbuckle, and gives the gesture signaling his finisher
Davernator places The Impaler on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex.
The Impaler drops Davey Boy with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat.
(the bell rings) The Impaler gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Davernator comes over and smashes The Impaler's head into it.
Super Dave nails The Impaler with a belly-to-back suplex.
Davey Boy knees The Impaler and rolls back to his feet.
The Impaler gets back to his feet.
Davernator gets bounced off of the ropes and hit with a backdrop diver by The Impaler.
The Impaler chants start.
Now The Impaler standing.
The Impaler clotheslines Super Dave.
The Impaler double underhook faceslams Super Dave hard to the Super Dave.
The Impaler punches Davey Boy repeatedly.
Super Dave chops The Impaler.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - The Impaler takes a chop.

[The Impaler chops Super Dave.
Running neckbreaker drop executed by The Impaler takes Super Dave down hard.
The Impaler chants start.
Davernator gets hit with the shooting star press from The Impaler.
Alan Crane counts.
...1 ...2
Davernator escapes.
]

Steve Schley - The Impaler was so close!!

[Super Dave is back on his feet.
Davernator is locked in the elbow submission by The Impaler.
The referee is checking the situation.
... ... Super Dave trys to escape. Super Dave escapes.
The Impaler sends Davey Boy to ringside.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - Weapons are everywhere all over ringside.

[Alan Crane starts the count (.1)
Davey Boy hits a tiger driver on The Impaler.
]

Steve Schley - If Davey Boy keeps using moves like that tiger driver he could win the match!

[Super Dave is back on his feet.
(..2)
(...3)
The Impaler hits a jumping elbow hrust on Davernator.
(....4)
The Impaler punches Davernator repeatedly.
(.....5)
The Impaler takes Super Dave into the ring.
The Impaler executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Davey Boy.
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Steve Schley - Davey Boy takes a ropeflip hiptoss.

[Now Davey Boy standing.
Super Dave hits The Impaler with the back of his elbow.
The Impaler uses a snap mare takeover on Davernator.
They lockup. The Impaler sends Davey Boy to the corner of the ring.
Davernator uses a swinging DDT to plant The Impaler's head into the mat.
Now Davernator standing.
The Impaler gets back to his feet.
Super Dave hits The Impaler with the double arm DDT into the mat.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - What a double arm DDT!!

[Davey Boy is back on his feet.
The Impaler is locked in the elbow submission by Davey Boy.
Alan Crane is checking for a tap out.
... ... (AHHHH!) ... The Impaler trys to escape. ... Davey Boy tightens the hold. Davey Boy breaks the hold.
Davey Boy sends The Impaler into Alan Crane he goes down.
Super Dave grabs The Impaler and applies an arm wrench.
The Impaler climbs to his feet.
Super Dave executes a swinging bulldog on The Impaler driving The Impaler's face into the mat.
Now Davernator standing.
The Impaler is back on his feet.
Hammer Head comes to the ring.
Hammer Head suplexes Davey Boy.
Hammer Head hits Davey Boy with an elbowdrop.
Hammer Head moves back to his feet.
Davey Boy climbs to his feet.
Ordered is restored.
Alan Crane gets up.
The Impaler hits Davey Boy with a something. Alan Crane sees it.ring, ring, ring! Alan Crane calls for the bell. The Impaler was disqualified.

Steve Schley - The winner of this match, Davernator!!!

New Age Ripper vs. Hammer Head

Steve Schley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 250 pounds, from Dallas, Texas he holds the XWF Intercontinental title belt, New Age Ripper!!! (crowd cheers ********)

[The lights dim to a faint color, as Godsmack's "Awake" echoes throughout the arena while gray smoke pours out of the entry-ramp. From out of the backstage curtain appears New Age Ripper.
]

Steve Schley - and his opponent, weighing in at 254 pounds, from Cleveland, Ohio he holds the XWF Heavyweight title belt, Hammer Head!!! (crowd boos ******)

["Thanks for Nothing" by Slaves On Dope begins to play and the crowd boos. Hammer Head comes out and heads to the ring.
Hammer Head gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from NAR.
Hammer Head places NAR on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex.
(the bell rings) NAR slaps Hammer Head in the face.
Hammer Head executes a ropeflip hiptoss on New Age.
Hammer Head covers New Age hooking the leg.
The ref starts the count.
...1
New Age escapes.
Ripper executes a headlock takedown.
Ripper gets hit with a dragon scerw from Hammer Head.
Hammer Head moves back to his feet.
Hammer Head rolls onto NAR connecting with a knee.
NAR is up again.
New Age picks up Hammer Head and delivers a tilt-a-whirl suplex.
NAR moves back to his feet.
Hammer Head moves back to his feet.
New Age Ripper grabs Hammer Head's arm, takes him down, and puts him in the armbar.
Alan Crane asks Hammer Head if he quits.
... ... (AHHHH!) ... Hammer Head escapes.
Ripper runs and tackles Hammer Head. New Age punches him in the head.
Now Hammer Head standing.
Hammer Head knifehand chops NAR.
Hammer Head nails New Age Ripper with a belly-to-back suplex.
Hammer Head is up again.
Hammer Head goes for a pin.
Alan Crane counts the pin.
...1 ...2
New Age escapes.
New Age is up again.
Hammer Head rakes the face of New Age Ripper in attempt to make a come back.
New Age spinebuster bombs Hammer Head onto the mat.
Hammer Head executes a swinging bulldog on New Age driving New Age's face into the mat.
Hammer Head stands up.
Hammer Head grabs New Age and applies an arm wrench.
]

Steve Schley - arm wrench!

[Hammer Head fist drops Ripper on the mat.
Hammer Head gets drilled with an inverted back breaker.
Ripper sends Hammer Head into Alan Crane he goes down.
Ripper knee drops Hammer Head.
Hammer Head moves back to his feet.
NAR gouges Hammer Head's eyes out.
Chris Lose comes to the ring.
Corkscrew runs to the ring.
Chris Lose trys for a power move but is unable to lift New Age.
Chris Lose trys for a double underhook backbreaker but is unable to lift New Age Ripper.
Corkscrew clotheslines Hammer Head.
The Commissioner chants start.
The Commissioner hits Hammer Head with the back of his elbow.
Ordered is restored.
Alan Crane gets up.
Hammer Head gets bounced off of the ropes and hit with a backdrop diver by NAR.
NAR gets back to his feet.
Ripper fist drops Hammer Head on the mat.
New Age stands up.
NAR hits Hammer Head with Ripper Time.
Ripper covers Hammer Head hooking the leg.
Alan Crane counts the pin.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - Ripper has won the match!

Steve Schley - The winner of this match, New Age Ripper!!! And Mike, you owe me $100!!!