Steve Schley: What a week so far and its only monday. Welcome to Monday Night Massacre. As we seen last night, Corkscrew made his return and laied down the law. He took some advise from a friend, Mick Foley, and signed some documents while still Commissioner. And his first two matches he signed were CEO Chris Lose in a handicap match against NAR and Devistate along with a Hell In The Cell Heavyweight Title Match which will pitt Corkscrew versus Hammer Head!

Mike Sidley This is unfair. Hammer Head is Corkscrew's brother and Corkscrew is just jealous that Hammer Head is now in the spotlight. And as for the Shooters? What is that?


Steve Schley: The $hooter$ are the most prestigious stable in wrestling history. Lets go to our first match!

Bad Blood vs. The Predator

Steve Schley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 276 pounds, from Unknown, The Predator!!! (crowd cheers *****)

[The Predator comes to the ring. ]

Steve Schley - and his opponent, weighing in at 256 pounds, from Carnarvon, Western Australia, Bad Blood!!! (crowd boos ******)

["Got The Life" by KoRn plays as Bad Blood makes his way to the ring. After reaching the side of the ring, he spits a blood mist into the crowd.
The Predator executes a pumphandle suplex on Bad Blood.
Blood executes a pumphandle suplex on The Predator.
(the bell rings) The Predator bounces Bad Blood off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat.
Predator is back on his feet.
They lockup. The Predator sends Blood to the corner of the ring.
Bad Blood rakes his fingers across The Predator's back.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - back rake by Bad Blood.

[The Predator mule kicks Bad Blood.
Bad Blood is back on his feet.
Predator chops Blood.
]

Steve Schley - chop!

[The Predator slaps Blood.
Blood uses a running lariat to take The Predator down.
Bad Blood executes a corkscrew legdrop on The Predator.
]

Steve Schley - Bad Blood executes a corkscrew legdrop.

[Blood climbs to his feet.
The Predator gets up.
Predator double underhook faceslams Blood hard to the Blood.
Blood is up again.
The Predator kicks Bad Blood in the groin.
The Predator executes a huge gutbuster on Blood.
Blood moves back to his feet.
Blood hits the fallaway slam on The Predator.
]

Steve Schley - Nice fallaway slam by Bad Blood.

[Blood sends Predator to ringside.
Alan Crane starts the count (.1)
Blood with a falling splash on The Predator.
They fight into the aisle.
(..2)
The Predator climbs to his feet.
(...3)
The Predator applies the clawhold on Bad Blood.
(....4)
The Predator takes Blood off his feet with a short-arm clothesline
(.....5)
Predator and Blood move back to ringside.
The Predator and Blood move back into the ring.
Predator punches Bad Blood repeatedly.
The Predator hits a jumping elbow hrust on Blood.
Predator clotheslines Blood.
Predator does a cartwheel and kicks Blood in the face.
Blood stands up.
Blood hits Predator with the belly-to-belly suplex.
Bad Blood is up again.
Bad Blood locks The Predator in the odd octopus hold.
Alan Crane is checking for a tap out.
... Blood tightens the hold. ... The Predator is fighting the hold. Blood breaks the hold.
Bad Blood sends The Predator to ringside.
Alan Crane starts the count (.1)
Blood throws a chair at The Predator.
The Predator gets up.
(..2)
Predator executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Bad Blood.
Bad Blood is back on his feet.
Blood rakes the face of The Predator in attempt to make a come back.
Bad Blood hits The Predator with an inverted atomic drop.
Bad Blood takes Predator into the ring.
Predator grabs a chair and hits Blood in the head. ring, ring, ring! Alan Crane calls for the bell. Predator was disqualified. ]

Steve Schley - We've got ourselves a winner!

Steve Schley - The winner of this match, Bad Blood!!!

Intercontinental Title Match
Pyro vs. New Age Ripper

Steve Schley - This match is a Standard Match for the XWF Intercontinental title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 250 pounds, from Dallas, Texas he holds the XWF Intercontinental title belt, New Age Ripper!!! (crowd cheers *********)

[The lights dim to a faint color, as Godsmack's "Awake" echoes throughout the arena while gray smoke pours out of the entry-ramp. From out of the backstage curtain appears New Age Ripper.
]

Steve Schley - and his opponent, weighing in at 237 pounds, from Ft. Lauderdale, Fl, Pyro!!! (crowd cheers ***)

["Fire Fire FIRE!!!!" hits as Pyro comes to the center of the ramp as the ring announcer announces him into the arena as he continues to the ring.
Pyro gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from New Age Ripper.
Ripper gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Pyro.
(ding, ding, ding) Ripper uses a snap mare takeover on Pyro.
Pyro gets back to his feet.
Pyro uses a lariat on New Age.
Pyro applies an arm wrench to New Age Ripper.
New Age Ripper climbs to his feet.
NAR executes a jawbreakeron Pyro.
Pyro executes the German suplex on New Age Ripper.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - What a German suplex!!

[Pyro moves back to his feet.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - Are you enjoying this match?

Steve Schley - Oh yeah!

[Pyro executes a corkscrew legdrop on New Age.
Pyro is back on his feet.
Pyro grabs NAR and applies an arm wrench.
Pyro executes a corkscrew legdrop on New Age.
Pyro moves back to his feet.
New Age gets up.
Ripper uses a closed fist on Pyro.
Pyro comes from behind and bulldogs NAR.
NAR climbs to his feet.
Pyro nails NAR with an inverted DDT.
Pyro is up again.
NAR gets back to his feet.
Pyro with a headbutt on New Age Ripper.
New Age Ripper gets taken down with an armdrag takedown.
New Age Ripper stands up.
New Age Ripper hiptosses Pyro.
NAR fist drops Pyro on the mat.
Pyro moves back to his feet.
Pyro gets drilled with an inverted back breaker.
NAR puts Pyro in an arm grapevine submission.
Pyro gets back to his feet.
Pyro executes a swinging bulldog on NAR driving New Age's face into the mat.
Pyro goes for a pin.
Alan Crane counts the pin.
...1 ...2
New Age escapes.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - Pyro should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

[Ripper gets up.
New Age Ripper executes a headlock takedown.
Ripper measures Pyro up and drops a closed fist.
New Age Ripper gets up.
Pyro is back on his feet.
New Age Ripper executes the airplane spin and throws Pyro onto the mat.
Ripper chants start.
Ripper and Pyro go to the floor
]

Steve Schley - Weapons are everywhere all over ringside.

[Alan Crane starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Pyro grabs NAR's leg and takes him down.
NAR stands up.
New Age Ripper picks Pyro up in a fireman's carry and flapjacks him.
NAR chokes Pyro with his boot.
Now Pyro standing.
NAR takes Pyro into the ring.
New Age Ripper lifts up Pyro and delivers a gut-wrench power bomb.
New Age Ripper executes the jumping sidekick on Pyro.
New Age Ripper thrust kicks Pyro in the head.
Ripper goes for a pin.
Alan Crane counts.
...1 ...2 ...3


Steve Schley - The winner of this match, and still XWF Intercontinental champion, New Age Ripper!!!

Marty Johnson vs. Killswitch

Steve Schley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 250 pounds, from San Antonio, TX, Killswitch!!! (crowd cheers ****)

[Death Blooms by Mudvayne hits. Killswitch appears from behind the curtain. He stands on the stage and looks out over the crowd as they cheer wildly. He walks confidently down the ramp, and jumps up on to the ring. He steps into the ring, and jumps up on to the second turnbuckle.
]

Steve Schley - and his opponent, weighing in at 247 pounds, from San Antonio, TX, Marty Johnson!!! (crowd boos ******)

["Hart Attack" Blasts out over the PA System as the fans begin to boo and Jeer as they see "The Showstoppa" walk out onto the ramp.
Killswitch places Marty Johnson on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex.
Showstoppa drops Killswitch with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat.
(ring, ring, ring) Killswitch short lariats Showstoppa.
Showstoppa stands up.
Marty Johnson executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Killswitch.
Johnson executes a huge gutbuster on Killswitch.
Now Killswitch standing.
Killswitch executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Marty Johnson.
Marty Johnson moves back to his feet.
Marty Johnson gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
Killswitch covers Marty hooking the leg.
Alan Crane counts the pin.
...1 ...2
Marty kicks out.
Marty stands up.
Killswitch executes the jumping sidekick on Johnson.
Running neckbreaker drop executed by Marty takes Killswitch down hard.
Showstoppa sucks chants start in the crowd.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - Nice running neckbreaker drop by Marty.

[Killswitch climbs to his feet.
Marty Johnson and Killswitch go to the floor
Alan Crane starts the count (.1)
(..2)
Marty Johnson short-arm clotheslines Killswitch to the floor.
Now Killswitch standing.
(...3)
Killswitch knifehand chops Johnson.
(....4)
Marty bounces Killswitch off the ropes and faceslams him onto the floor.
Marty gets back to his feet.
(.....5)
Marty and Killswitch move back into the ring.
Marty clotheslines Killswitch.
Johnson does a cartwheel and kicks Killswitch in the face.
Johnson punches Killswitch repeatedly.
Marty executes a headlock takedown.
Marty punches Killswitch repeatedly.
Marty chops Killswitch.
Johnson neck snaps Killswitch.
Marty Johnson hits Killswitch with the belly-to-belly suplex.
Marty sucks chants start in the crowd.
Marty climbs to his feet.
They lockup. Johnson sends Killswitch to the corner of the ring.
]

Steve Schley - Johnson executes a weak move.

[Showstoppa punches Killswitch in the head.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - Follows up with a punch.

[Marty Johnson hits a spinning leg lariat on Killswitch sending him to the mat.
They lockup. Marty Johnson sends Killswitch to the corner of the ring.
]

Steve Schley - Johnson with a weak move.

[Showstoppa with a headscissors takeover on Killswitch.
Marty Johnson is up again.
Killswitch climbs to his feet.
Killswitch gives Johnson a reverse neckbreaker.
Killswitch covers Marty Johnson.
Alan Crane counts the pin.
...1 ...2
Marty Johnson kicks out.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Johnson.

[Killswitch executes a swinging bulldog on Marty driving Marty Johnson's face into the mat.
Killswitch is up again.
Johnson is back on his feet.
Showstoppa hits Killswitch with a double underhook piledrive right into the mat.
Marty slingshot elbow drops Killswitch.
Marty gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Killswitch comes over and smashes Marty's head into it.
Killswitch chants start.
Killswitch chops Marty Johnson.
Killswitch hits Marty Johnson with the South Texas Death Ride.
Handspring hurricanrana by Killswitch has Johnson pinned.
Referee Alan Crane makes the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

Steve Schley - We've got ourselves a winner!

Steve Schley - The winner of this match, Killswitch!!!

Brighton Rock vs. Dead Man

Steve Schley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 250 pounds, from Brighton, England, Brighton Rock!!! (crowd cheers *********)

["I felt the hate rise up in me..." Plays as Brighton Rock makes his way to the ring and the fans are on their feet chanting "BRIGHTON! BRIGHTON! BRIGHTON!"
]

Steve Schley - and his opponent, weighing in at 343 pounds, from Death Valley, Dead Man!!! (crowd boos *******)

[The steady silence is broke and the "death march" rumbles through the arena. Dead Man comes to the ring.
Brighton Rock drops Dead Man with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat.
Dead Man executes a pumphandle suplex on Brighton Rock.
(ding, ding, ding) Brighton Rock delivers a short-arm clothesline to Dead Man.
They lockup. Brighton Rock sends Dead Man to the corner of the ring.
Dead Man hits Brighton Rock with a heart punch.
Brighton Rock moves back to his feet.
Brighton Rock slaps Dead Man.
Brighton Rock is hit with a backward kick.
Dead Man executes a corkscrew legdrop on Brighton Rock.
Dead Man gets back to his feet.
Brighton Rock moves back to his feet.
Brighton Rock picks Dead Man up in a fireman's carry and flapjacks him.
Brighton Rock is back on his feet.
]

Steve Schley - This is the best match in the history of the WORLD!!

[Dead Man executes a swinging bulldog on Brighton Rock driving Brighton Rock's face into the mat.
Dead Man is back on his feet.
Dead Man knees Brighton Rock and rolls back to his feet.
Brighton Rock gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Dead Man.
Dead Man is up again.
Dead Man measures Brighton Rock up and drops a closed fist.
Dead Man is up again.
Brighton Rock gets up.
Brighton Rock nails Dead Man with a double underhook suplex.
Brighton Rock locks Dead Man in the kneebar.
Alan Crane asks Dead Man if he quits.
... (AHHHH!) ... Brighton Rock tightens the hold. ... Brighton Rock breaks the hold.
Brighton Rock sends Dead Man to ringside.
Alan Crane starts the count (.1)
(..2)
They lockup. Brighton Rock sends Dead Man to the corner of ringside.
(...3)
Dead Man legsweeps Brighton Rock.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - legsweep by Dead Man.

[(....4)
Brighton Rock gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Dead Man.
Dead Man gets back to his feet.
(.....5)
Dead Man and Brighton Rock move back into the ring.
Dead Man knees Brighton Rock and rolls back to his feet.
Brighton Rock gets hit with the shooting star press from Dead Man.
Alan Crane counts the pin.
...1
Brighton Rock kicks out.
Brighton Rock climbs to his feet.
Dead Man hits Brighton Rock with a single arm DDT.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - Brighton Rock really felt that single arm DDT!

[Dead Man is back on his feet.
Brighton Rock gets locked into the headscissors submission by Dead Man.
Referee Alan Crane is checking for a tap out.
... ... (AHHHH!) ... Dead Man tightens the hold. ... Brighton Rock trys to escape. Brighton Rock escapes.
]

Steve Schley - Folks this is the only place you can get wrestling like this.

[Dead Man slaps Brighton Rock in the face.
Now Dead Man standing.
Brighton Rock executes a huge gutbuster on Dead Man.
Dead Man nails Brighton Rock with a belly-to-back suplex.
Dead Man moves back to his feet.
Brighton Rock gets up.
Dead Man throws Brighton Rock off the ropes, rolls on the ground, comes back up and delivers a clothesline.
]

Steve Schley - Don't you dare switch the channel!

[Brighton Rock with an exploder suplex on Dead Man.
Brighton Rock chants start.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - What a exploder suplex!!

[Dead Man is back on his feet.
Brighton Rock double underhook faceslams Dead Man hard to the Dead Man.
Brighton Rock kicks Dead Man in the groin.
Brighton Rock with a headscissors takeover on Dead Man.
Brighton Rock chants start.
Dead Man climbs to his feet.
Brighton Rock rakes the face of Dead Man in attempt to make a come back.
Brighton Rock hit Dead Man with the Toothless Takedown.
Brighton Rock catches Dead Man in a backslide and goes for the pin.
Referee Alan Crane makes the count.
...1 ...2 ...3


Steve Schley - The winner of this match, Brighton Rock!!!

BigShep vs. The Reaper

Steve Schley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 276 pounds, from San Antonio, TX, The Reaper!!! (crowd boos ******)

[The lights dim and some evil sounding music starts to play loud over the pa system. The camera's begin to pan around the crowd. A huge explosion from some fireworks happens by the entrance way and smoke fills the arena. The Reaper walks out from the curtains. He then goes to the ring.
]

Steve Schley - and his opponent, weighing in at 345 pounds, from Toledo, Ohio, BigShep!!! (crowd cheers *******)

[The lights blowout so that the Flood Lights turn on. Suddenly pyrotechnics flare up throught out the arena. Then Tool Schism hits the P.A. System. BigShep and Gigi walk down the isle way and step into the ring.
The Reaper tests out the ropes.
The Reaper gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from BigShep.
(ring, ring, ring) The Reaper kicks BigShep in the head.
BigShep is back on his feet.
BigShep gives The Reaper a reverse neckbreaker.
BigShep stands up.
The Reaper gets up.
The Reaper rakes his fingers across BigShep's back.
The Reaper hits a spinning leg lariat on BigShep sending him to the mat.
BigShep gets up.
Spinning neck-breaker from BigShep takes The Reaper down.
BigShep and The Reaper go to the floor
Alan Crane starts the count (.1)
BigShep cuts The Reaper with a blade.
The Reaper is bleeding as a result.
(..2)
BigShep knees The Reaper and rolls back to his feet.
The Reaper gets up.
(...3)
The Reaper executes a headlock takedown.
BigShep is back on his feet.
(....4)
The Reaper gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
(.....5)
The Reaper takes BigShep into the ring.
The Reaper hits BigShep with an earringer.
BigShep chops The Reaper.
BigShep executes a ropeflip hiptoss on The Reaper.
BigShep hits The Reaper with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
BigShep gets up.
BigShep covers The Reaper.
Alan Crane counts.
...1
The Reaper kicks out.
The Reaper moves back to his feet.
BigShep nails The Reaper with a belly-to-back suplex.
BigShep is up again.
Now The Reaper standing.
The Reaper puts BigShep in the double underhook position and gives him a doubl underhook backbreaker.
The Reaper with the hammerlock on BigShep.
Alan Crane is checking for a tap out.
... (AHHHH!) ... BigShep is fighting the hold. ... The Reaper breaks the hold.
The Reaper stomps BigShep.
The Reaper covers BigShep.
Alan Crane counts.
...1 ...2
BigShep escapes.
]

Steve Schley - The Reaper should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.

[BigShep gets up.
The Reaper executes a huge gutbuster on BigShep.
BigShep short lariats The Reaper.
The Reaper drives a forearm into the head of BigShep.
The Reaper takes BigShep down with a knee.
BigShep is up again.
The Reaper with spinning headscissors on BigShep send him hard to the mat.
The Reaper stands up.
Now BigShep standing.
The Reaper gets hit with a dragon scerw from BigShep.
]

Steve Schley - dragon screw!

[BigShep is up again.
The Reaper gets back to his feet.
The Reaper knifehand chops BigShep.
BigShep knifehand chops The Reaper.
BigShep connects with a flying knee. The Reaper goes down.
BigShep goes for a pin.
The ref starts the count.
...1
The Reaper kicks out.
]

Steve Schley - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like The Reaper.

[BigShep punches The Reaper in the head.
The Reaper executs the slingshot facebuster, slamming BigShep's face to the mat.
BigShep is up again.
BigShep executes the jumping sidekick on The Reaper.
BigShep goes for a pin.
Referee Alan Crane makes the count.
...1 ...2
The Reaper escapes.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - He should have just stayed on the attack.

[BigShep hits a spinning leg lariat on The Reaper sending him to the mat.
The Reaper gets up.
BigShep gets thrown into the turnbuckle. The Reaper comes over and smashes BigShep's head into it.
The Reaper does a cartwheel and kicks BigShep in the face.
]

Steve Schley - cartwheel kick!

[BigShep is back on his feet.
The Reaper hits BigShep with a rolling elbow smash to the face.
The Reaper puts BigShep in an arm grapevine submission.
BigShep is back on his feet.
The Reaper jabs BigShep.
The Reaper comes from behind and bulldogs BigShep.
The Reaper gets back to his feet.
BigShep gets back to his feet.
BigShep grabs The Reaper's head and DDT's him on the mat.
BigShep moves back to his feet.
BigShep locks The Reaper in the kneebar.
The referee is checking the situation.
... (AHHHH!) ... ... ... BigShep tightens the hold. The Reaper escapes.
BigShep and The Reaper go to the floor
Alan Crane starts the count (.1)
(..2)
The Reaper hits a kneeling headbutt to BigShep's groin.
BigShep gets up.
(...3)
BigShep rakes the face of The Reaper in attempt to make a come back.
(....4)
BigShep hits The Reaper with the back of his elbow.
(.....5)
BigShep and The Reaper move back into the ring.
BigShep executes a headlock takedown.
BigShep grabs The Reaper and applies an arm wrench.
BigShep measures The Reaper up and drops a closed fist.
BigShep climbs to his feet.
BigShep hits The Reaper with an elbowdrop.
BigShep climbs to his feet.
The Reaper gets back to his feet.
The Reaper hits a power slam on BigShep.
]

Steve Schley - If The Reaper keeps using moves like that power slam he could win the match!

[BigShep moves back to his feet.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - Damn!

[The Reaper sends BigShep into Alan Crane he goes down.
The Reaper executes a swinging neckbreaker on BigShep.
The Reaper hits BigShep with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Pyro runs to the ring.
Pyro clotheslines BigShep.
Pyro hits BigShep with an atomic drop.
Ordered is restored.
Alan Crane gets up.
The Reaper rolls onto BigShep connecting with a knee.
The Reaper slingshot elbow drops BigShep.
The Reaper thrust kicks BigShep in the head.
The Reaper covers BigShep.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2 ...3


Steve Schley - The winner of this match, The Reaper!!!

T-Bone vs. Bone Collector

Steve Schley - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 247 pounds, from Jacksonville, FL, T-Bone!!! (crowd cheers *******)

["Forgive Me" by Godsmack begins to play and T-Bone walks to the ring.
]

Steve Schley - and his opponent, weighing in at 354 pounds, from Death Valley, Bone Collector!!! (crowd boos *****)

[The steady silence is broke and the "death march" rumbles through the arena. Bone Collector come to the ring.
Bone Collector gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from T-Bone.
Bone Collector places T-Bone on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex.
(ding, ding, ding) Bone punches Bone Collector in the head.
Bone Collector knifehand chops Bone.
T-Bone gives Bone Collector a reverse neckbreaker.
Bone measures Bone Collector up and drops a closed fist.
Bone gets back to his feet.
Bone Collector hits Bone with the double arm DDT into the mat.
]

Steve Schley - Nice double arm DDT by Bone Collector.

[Bone Collector moves back to his feet.
Bone Collector sends Bone to ringside.
Alan Crane starts the count (.1)
]

Steve Schley - This is the best match in the history of the WORLD!!

[Bone gets back to his feet.
(..2)
T-Bone executes a headlock takedown.
(...3)
Bone Collector gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Bone comes over and smashes Bone Collector's head into it.
(....4)
Bone gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Bone Collector comes over and smashes T-Bone's head into it.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - Follows up with a headsmash into turnbuckle.

[(.....5)
T-Bone takes Bone Collector into the ring.
Bone Collector gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
Bone knees Bone Collector and rolls back to his feet.
Bone Collector is back on his feet.
Bone Collector hits Bone with the belly-to-belly suplex.
Bone Collector stands up.
Bone Collector goes for a pin.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2
Bone escapes.
Bone is up again.
]

Steve Schley - This is the best match in the history of the WORLD!!

[Bone Collector does a handspring and hits T-Bone with a bodyblock, what a move!
Now Bone Collector standing.
T-Bone gets up.
T-Bone is locked in the elbow submission by Bone Collector.
Alan Crane is checking for a tap out.
... Bone Collector tightens the hold. ... ... T-Bone trys to escape. T-Bone escapes.
Bone leg lariats Bone Collector, sending him to the mat.
Bone hits Bone Collector with an elbowdrop.
Bone is up again.
Bone Collector climbs to his feet.
Bone Collector connects with a flying knee. T-Bone goes down.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - knee by Bone Collector.

[Bone Collector covers Bone.
Alan Crane counts.
...1 ...2
Bone escapes.
Bone is up again.
Bone Collector rakes the face of T-Bone in attempt to make a come back.
Bone hits Bone Collector with the back of his elbow.
Bone Collector chops T-Bone.
Bone executes a swinging bulldog on Bone Collector driving Bone Collector's face into the mat.
T-Bone climbs to his feet.
Bone Collector gets back to his feet.
T-Bone hits Bone Collector with the belly-to-belly suplex.
T-Bone is up again.
T-Bone puts a knee to Bone Collector's back and pulls hims arms back.
Alan Crane asks Bone Collector if he quits.
... T-Bone tightens the hold. ... T-Bone tightens the hold. Bone Collector escapes.
Bone leg drops the throat of Bone Collector.
Bone sends Bone Collector to ringside.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - Bone can't get a pin at ringside.

[Alan Crane starts the count (.1)
(..2)
T-Bone applies an arm wrench to Bone Collector.
Bone Collector moves back to his feet.
(...3)
Bone Collector hits Bone with the back of his elbow.
(....4)
Bone gets hit with a dragon scerw from Bone Collector.
Bone Collector gets up.
(.....5)
Bone Collector takes Bone into the ring.
Bone Collector knees T-Bone and rolls back to his feet.
Bone Collector fist drops T-Bone on the mat.
Bone Collector gets up.
Bone gets up.
Bone Collector punches T-Bone in the head.
]

Steve Schley - Bone Collector with a punch.

[Bone Collector executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Bone.
Bone Collector goes for a pin.
Alan Crane counts.
...1
Bone escapes.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - Bone Collector should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.

[T-Bone is up again.
Bone Collector short lariats T-Bone.
Bone Collector hits T-Bone with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Bone Collector is back on his feet.
T-Bone is up again.
Bone Collector executes a neck-breaker on T-Bone.
Bone Collector drags T-Bone to the floor.
Alan Crane starts the count (.1)
Bone Collector springboard DDT's T-Bone onto the floor!
Bone Collector applies an arm wrench to Bone.
Bone Collector sucks chants start in the crowd.
Bone gets back to his feet.
They head back into the ring.
T-Bone hits a spinning leg lariat on Bone Collector sending him to the mat.
T-Bone chants start.
Bone applies an arm wrench to Bone Collector.
T-Bone lifts Bone Collector into a powerbomb. No wait, Its the Bone Crusher. Bone Collector is out cold!
T-Bone covers Bone Collector.
Alan Crane counts.
...1 ...2 ...3


Steve Schley - The winner of this match, T-Bone!!!

CEO Chris Lose vs. New Age Ripper/Devistate

Steve Schley - This match is a Standard Match tag match. On his way to the ring at this time, CEO Chris Lose!!!

[CEO Chris Lose come to the ring. ]

Steve Schley - and his opponents, the team of New Age Ripper/Devistate.

[New Age Ripper/Devistate walk to the ring. Alan Crane is the referee for this match. Lose executes a pumphandle suplex on Devistate.
Alan Crane checks Devistate's boots and knee pads.
(the bell rings) Lose executes the guillotine choke on Devistate.
Lose covers Devistate hooking the leg.
Referee Alan Crane makes the count.
...1
Devistate escapes.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - He should have just stayed on the attack.

[Devistate climbs to his feet.
Devistate tags New Age Ripper.
New Age short lariats Lose.
]

Steve Schley - This is Great! Lose is being double teamed!

[NAR executes a swinging bulldog on the CEO driving Lose's face into the mat.
New Age stands up.
New Age makes the tag to Devistate.
Devistate hits Lose with a baba chop.
Devistate gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Lose.
Devistate makes the tag to New Age.
Lose with an illegal chokehold on Ripper.
New Age hits Lose with the back of his elbow.
Chris Lose moves back to his feet.
Chris Lose trys for a gutbuster but is unable to lift NAR.
Devistate tagged in by NAR.
Chris Lose rakes the face of Devistate in attempt to make a come back.
Devistate knifehand chops Chris Lose.
NAR tagged in by Devistate.
Devistate piledrives Chris Lose into the mat.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - That's strategy right there! Double Team Chris Lose.

[Devistate chops Chris Lose.
Devistate hits the CEO with an inverted atomic drop.
Chris bites Devistate's arm out of desparation.
Lose trys for a tilt-a-whirl powerslam but is not strong enough to lift Devistate.
Devistate executes a spinning DDT, planting Chris's head in the mat.
Lose is back on his feet.
Lose chokes Devistate.
Lose chokes Devistate with his boot.
Lose sucks chants start in the crowd.
Devistate is up again.
Lose and Devistate go to the floor
Alan Crane starts the count (.1)
Lose chokes Devistate with a microphone cable.
(..2)
Lose trys for a fireman's carry but is unable to lift Devistate.
(...3)
Devistate gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Lose comes over and smashes Devistate's head into it.
(....4)
Devistate rakes his fingers across Lose's back.
(.....5)
Lose takes Devistate into the ring.
Lose hits a spinning leg lariat on Devistate sending him to the mat.
Devistate makes the tag to New Age Ripper.
Devistate suplexes Lose.
NAR executes a swinging bulldog on Lose driving Lose's face into the mat.
New Age executes a swinging neckbreaker on Lose.
Ripper gets hit with a dragon scerw from Lose.
Lose is back on his feet.
Ripper tags Devistate.
Lose trys for a inverted atomic drop but is not strong enough to lift Devistate.
Lose puts Devistate in the hangman submission.
The referee is checking the situation.
... ... Lose tightens the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... Devistate escapes.
Devistate puts Lose in the double underhook position and gives him a doubl underhook backbreaker.
Devistate tags in Ripper.
New Age Ripper hits a spinning leg lariat on Lose sending him to the mat.
Lose is up again.
]

Steve Schley - New Age Ripper is kicking butt!

[Chris Lose chokes NAR.
They lockup. NAR sends Chris Lose to the corner of the ring.
Chris Lose gets taken down with an armdrag takedown.
New Age Ripper puts Chris Lose in an arm grapevine submission.
]

Steve Schley - arm grapevine!

[NAR tags Devistate.
Devistate leg drops Chris Lose.
Devistate drags Chris Lose to the floor.
Alan Crane starts the count (.1)
Devistate slingshot elbow drops Chris Lose.
They fight into the aisle.
(..2)
Devistate slingshot elbow drops Chris Lose.
Chris Lose gets back to his feet.
(...3)
Chris Lose goes for a vertical suplex but Devistate dodges the attack.
Chris Lose and Devistate move back to ringside.
(....4)
Devistate executes a swinging neckbreaker on Chris Lose.
They fight into the aisle.
(.....5)
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - This is quality sports entertainment!

[Devistate knocks Chris Lose into Alan Crane taking out the referee.
Devistate leg drops Chris Lose.
Devistate puts Chris Lose in an arm grapevine submission.
Now Chris Lose standing.
Hammer Head comes to the aisle.
Hammer Head chokes Devistate with a microphone cable.
Hammer Head suplexes Devistate.
Hammer Head climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Devistate.
Ordered is restored.
Alan Crane gets up.
Devistate and Chris Lose move back to ringside.
They head back into the ring.
Devistate clotheslines Chris Lose.
Devistate executes a headlock takedown.
Devistate hits the Devistation Drop on Chris Lose.
Devistate covers Chris Lose.
Alan Crane counts.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

Steve Schley - The winners of this match, New Age Ripper and Devistate!!!

Hell In A Cell Match For The XWF Heavyweight Title
Corkscrew vs. Hammer Head

Steve Schley - This match is a Hell in the Cell for the XWF Heavyweight title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 238 pounds, from Montville, Ohio, Corkscrew!!! (crowd cheers *********)

["One Step Closer" by Linkin Park plays and Corkscrew comes to the ring.
]

Steve Schley - and his opponent, weighing in at 254 pounds, from Cleveland, Ohio he holds the XWF Heavyweight title belt, Hammer Head!!! (crowd boos ****)

["Thanks for Nothing" by Slaves On Dope begins to play and the crowd boos. Hammer Head comes out and heads to the ring.
Hammer Head gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Corky.
The Hardcore Legend gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Hammer Head.
(the bell rings) The Hardcore Legend short lariats Hammer Head.
Hammer Head gets up.
Corkscrew gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Hammer Head comes over and smashes The Hardcore Legend's head into it.
Corkscrew gives Hammer Head a reverse neckbreaker.
Corky climbs to his feet.
Corkscrew grabs Hammer Head and applies an arm wrench.
Corky knees Hammer Head and rolls back to his feet.
Hammer Head moves back to his feet.
Hammer Head hits Corky with the double arm DDT into the mat.
]

Steve Schley - If Hammer Head keeps using moves like that double arm DDT he could win the match!

[Hammer Head locks Corkscrew in the kneebar.
Alan Crane asks Corkscrew if he quits.
... (AHHHH!) ... Corkscrew trys to escape. ... ... Hammer Head breaks the hold.
Hammer Head scoops Corkscrew up and drops him on the tacks.
Hammer Head swings a chair and hits Corkscrew.
Corkscrew is bleeding as a result.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - The tacks is covered with blood from that injury.

[Hammer Head hits Corkscrew with an elbowdrop.
Corkscrew is up again.
The Hardcore Legend hits Hammer Head with the back of his elbow.
Hammer Head chops Corkscrew.
Hammer Head rakes the face of The Hardcore Legend in attempt to make a come back.
The Hardcore Legend rakes the face of Hammer Head in attempt to make a come back.
]

Steve Schley - Corkscrew executes a face rake.

[Hammer Head nails Corkscrew with a belly-to-back suplex.
Hammer Head moves back to his feet.
Hammer Head applies an arm wrench to Corky.
Corky gets up.
Hammer Head picks The Hardcore Legend up and executes a stomachbreaker.
Hammer Head grabs Corkscrew's leg and takes him down, then locks his leg.
Alan Crane is checking for a tap out.
... Corkscrew is fighting the hold. ... ... Corkscrew is fighting the hold. ... Hammer Head breaks the hold.
The Hardcore Legend gets away from the tacks.
Hammer Head throws the steel steps at The Hardcore Legend.
The Hardcore Legend stands up.
Hammer Head gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.
Now Hammer Head standing.
Hammer Head gets thrown into the turnbuckle. The Hardcore Legend comes over and smashes Hammer Head's head into it.
Hammer Head gives Corkscrew a reverse neckbreaker.
Hammer Head stands up.
Corkscrew is up again.
Corky executes a headlock takedown.
Hammer Head climbs to his feet.
Hammer Head executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Corky.
Hammer Head goes for a pin.
Alan Crane counts the pin.
...1 ...2
The Hardcore Legend escapes.
]

Steve Schley - He should have just stayed on the attack.

[The Hardcore Legend is up again.
Hammer Head takes Corkscrew down with a knee.
Hammer Head covers Corkscrew.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2
Corkscrew escapes.
Corkscrew leg lariats Hammer Head, sending him to the mat.
]

Steve Schley - Corky executes a leg lariat.

[The Hardcore Legend takes Hammer Head to the floor.
]

Steve Schley - Folks this is the only place you can get wrestling like this.

[Corkscrew fist drops Hammer Head on the ringside mat.
Corky knifehand chops Hammer Head.
The Hardcore Legend executes a swinging bulldog on Hammer Head driving Hammer Head's face into the ringside mat.
Corkscrew hits Hammer Head with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Corkscrew is up again.
The Hardcore Legend grabs Hammer Head and applies an arm wrench.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - arm wrench by The Hardcore Legend.

[Hammer Head stands up.
Hammer Head grabs Corkscrew's head and DDT's him on the ringside mat.
Hammer Head gets back to his feet.
Hammer Head leg drops Corky.
]

Steve Schley - leg drop!

[Hammer Head leg drops the throat of Corkscrew.
Corkscrew executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Hammer Head.
Corkscrew hits Hammer Head with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Corkscrew gets up.
Corky knees Hammer Head and rolls back to his feet.
Hammer Head is back on his feet.
Hammer Head hits The Hardcore Legend with an inverted atomic drop.
Hammer Head sucks chants start in the crowd.
Hammer Head and Corky climb into the ring.
Corky moves back to his feet.
Hammer Head gets hit with a dragon scerw from Corkscrew.
Hammer Head climbs to his feet.
Hammer Head executes the jumping sidekick on Corkscrew.
Corkscrew gets up.
Hammer Head executes a swinging bulldog on The Hardcore Legend driving Corky's face into the mat.
Now Hammer Head standing.
Hammer Head rolls onto The Hardcore Legend connecting with a knee.
Corkscrew goes for a stomachbreaker but Hammer Head dodges the attack.
The Hardcore Legend takes Hammer Head to the floor.
Corky goes for a side slam but Hammer Head dodges the attack.
]

Mike "The Body" Sidley - Hammer Head is getting the crap kicked out of him!

[Corky trys for a DDT but Hammer Head avoids it.
The Hardcore Legend takes Hammer Head back into the ring.
Corkscrew executes a split legged moonsault on to Hammer Head.
Corkscrew chants start.
]

Steve Schley - If The Hardcore Legend keeps using moves like that split legged moonsault he could win the match!

[The Hardcore Legend moves back to his feet.
The Hardcore Legend swings a chair and hits Hammer Head.
Hammer Head is bleeding as a result.
Corkscrew fist drops Hammer Head on the mat.
Hammer Head is back on his feet.
Corky hits a spinning leg lariat on Hammer Head sending him to the mat.
The Hardcore Legend rolls onto Hammer Head connecting with a knee.
Hammer Head moves back to his feet.
Hammer Head spinebuster bombs The Hardcore Legend onto the mat.
Hammer Head scoops The Hardcore Legend up and drops him on the tacks.
Hammer Head measures Corky up and drops a closed fist.
Hammer Head climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on The Hardcore Legend.
Hammer Head gets up.
Now The Hardcore Legend standing.
Hammer Head moves away from the tacks.
Corky uses a closed fist on Hammer Head.
The Hardcore Legend uses a swinging DDT to plant Hammer Head's head into the mat.
The Hardcore Legend whips Hammer Head into the ropes. Hammer Head is then greeted with the Corkscrew Kick.
Corky covers Hammer Head hooking the leg.
The ref starts the count.
...1 ...2 ...3
]

Steve Schley - We've got ourselves a winner! Oh my God, Corkscrew just beat Hammer Head. Corkscrew is the champion.

Steve Schley - The winner of this match, and new XWF Heavyweight champion, Corkscrew!!!