The Loser Times (wahoo!)

Issue Quote: "We had to beat them to death with their own shoes.."

"SILENCE MORTALS!!!! The tron speaks....

Goku, Vegeta, Gohon, Gotenks, no their not new drugs from Phizer...they're the DBZ cast and crew baby! They are the newest crase to hit the losery bunch of losers we are since Windows 95!! Yep we can't get enough o'them crazey ja..pan...ese cartoons. (it's all the violence) Cards, hats, T-shirts, hell maybe even pants! You just can't get enough stuff with "Dragon Ball Z" pasted all over it.(i'm thirsty)Ha it's amayzing to see what catches on around here I bet you guys out there didn't know that dragonball has been around since 1990.(what!blasphemy!)Yeah bet you didn't know that eh! What you did? Oh Mr. smarty pants over here has been surfing the net!ooooooohhhh! how'd you find out about it some of your more estudious freinds tell you? "The anchient chinese secret ain't detergent! it's DBZ. Hell if you've ever watched it you can tell the animation is sub-par to the newest stuff they're making. I'll tell you how i found out about it.

I found out way back in 1995. I was strumming through one of my handy dandy EGM's and i caught site of a super famicom game that caught my attention. It was none other than Dragon ball Z pasted in big googgely letters at the top of the page. I almost flew out of my pants. This game i had known about since 1995 not knowing anything about it besides the characters and their moves was none other than Dbz. I was blown away when i realized my favorite show and this game were the same.(wacky hunh?)Well shoot me in the face and call me betsy!!!

Next issue: Guesss, Motherfucker!(the only swearword in the whole issue)