Why do i do This?

I know what your thinking! "Why is this man doing this? What caused this man to insult himself?  OH MY GOD......WHY!!!" Well i'll tell you......PEOPLE!! People messed me up. Growing up with few friends and a low self esteem......it's rough. You might also think why would this loser admit it? Because it's alot easier than being popular..... I'll show you the pro's and con's of being a loser!

Pros:

1)  You can't easily be made fun of...... i.e.   Popular guy:Hey loser..... You're a loser!   Loser:Yeah...What about it?   Guy:......um......You're a loser!   Loser:You already said that dumbass.   Guy:......um....GO AWAY!!   Loser:Whatever dumbass. 2)  You're not always being bothered to go    places when you want to stay home and play   videogames.... heres an idea!....... You are not that cool so you are totally         unaware of a big party so you'll be sad the next day to find that you weren't invited, but it just so happened that some drunk dude went on a shooting spree and killed 15 people. Won't you be happy you weren't invited! Good job! 3)  You're not forced to be nice to annoying people. Being popular is hard cuz any public outburst will lower your popular status... being a loser is great! No worry about anything except how to acces the secret stage in Playstation games. YE-HAW!!

Cons:

1)There are none! 2)I love being a loser! 3)You should too! I'm having a great time! 4)KISS MY ASS!!!

Also:

You might have seen loser sites with phrases like. "I HATE MY LIFE" or "How to be cool" my question is.....why? People also say Be happy with who you are...... Half of that is true. Be who you are but you don't have to be happy about it. I'm a loser, I may not be happy about it, but i admit it. Unlike skinny fags who think they are atletic cuz they play golf. I play golf. But only cut it's one of the few sports you can play when you're old and you can't get winded easily. In conclusion. Being a loser is not a bad alternative. Be a loser. Just don't kill yourself! Kay? Good...... Now you can go back.