2.9 A Solstice Carol

my rating:
3/10
hearstarters rating:
4/10
genre:
adventure
xena and gabrielle help an old man called senticles.
my
comments:
well i guess xwp had to have a christmas episode after they had the halloween-style
one with GJWTHF. it was a nice feel-good episode if nothing else.
Written by
Chris Manheim
Edited by Robert Field
Directed by John T. Kretchmer
Guest Stars
Joe Berryman as Senticles
Peter Vere-Jones as King Silvas
Daniel James as Lynal
Sheri Booth as Melana
Tony Bishop as Donkey Owner
Disclaimer: Senticles was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, several chimneys are in dire need of repair.
TRANSCRIPT
Silvus [Sil]: On the charge of evading
your taxes, I find you
both guilty! And I sentence you to ten years hard labor. If
you wont pay what you owe, then, by Hades, youll work it off!
As to the charge of celebrating the Winter Solstice, I find you
guilty of singing carols and decorating a tree-- twelve more
months! Take em away.
Sold1: Yes, sire. You heard King Silvus.
Remove the
prisoners.
Sold2: Ahh, to the poor house with you-- move it.
Old man: But were too old to live in a poorhouse.
Sold2: Then youll die there.
Sil: Senticles.
Senticles [Sent]: Yes, your Majesty.
Sil: Have you prepared the eviction lists for today?
Sent: Today? But, sire, today is, sol--
Sil: Yes?
Sent: Today is so-- late. So late-- looks nearly dark.
Sil: Then I suggest you hurry. Unless
you want to add your
name to that parchment! Court adjourned!
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G: Now, no spying. And if one of us sees
the other shopping
in a stall, then she turns and walks the other way-- agreed?
X: Yeah.
G: No peeking into other peoples
bags, too. I mean, being
surprised is half the fun-- right?
X: Right.
G: Ah, nothing can cost more than five dinars.
X: Then why dont I just give you
five dinars, and you can buy
something that you really like?
G: Because, then it wouldnt be a
gift. Hey! What was that
about?
X: He stole my chakram. Ill meet you out back.
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X: Pardon me.
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X: Coming through!
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Girl: Now all we need is a Solstice pudding.
Boy: And a goose. Dont forget the goose.
Girl: Lynal, can you get us a goose, too?
Lynal: One goose? Well need more than that.
Girl: The round thing looks like the kings crest.
Lynal: In honor of his cold heart.
X: Nice tree.
Melana [Mel]: Its all right; its
all right. May I help
you?
X: Yes-- thats mine.
Mel: Lynal.
Lynal: I just borrowed it for the tree.
I was gonna give it
back.
G: Funny how the ribbons bring out its shine.
X: Its _not_ an ornament.
Lynal: Flashy thing like that? What else could it be?
Children: Yeah, what else?
Sent: Hear ye! Hear ye!
Mel: Children, children. Settle down.
Sent: By order of King Silvus, be it known
you have until
midnight tonight to pay taxes in the amount of 1000 dinars or
face eviction.
Sold: No wait, look around. Theyre
violating the
prohibition. I say, arrest them now!
X: Ayiyiyiyiyiyiyi! Gabrielle!
G: I didnt know you did gift-wrapping.
X: What did he mean, violating the
prohibition? The
children were just enjoying Solstice.
: Yes, but here, celebrating the winter
solstice is a crime,
and, anyone who gets caught can expect to pay a price.
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[ACT I]
G: How could you work for a man who would
put orphans on the
street on Solstice Eve?
Sent: I like to eat. When King Silvus
outlawed toy-making, I
had to take whatever job I could.
G: You were a toymaker?
X: Nice try-- Lets throw him in the cell with the guards.
G: No, wait, wait. Senticles, Senticles.
Of course! When I
was a little girl, I had a toy made-- It was this wooden lamb
whose mouth would open when you pulled its tail. Oh, I loved
that toy.
Sent: I remember that one. You know, it
took me two days to
figure out that mouth joint, and weeks to carve his fleece. Oh
yes, he was a real challenge.
X: So, now you work for the man that put
you out of business.
King Silvus sounds like quite a guy.
Sent: Well, hes always been a hard
man. But the Queen used
to temper him. And one solstice eve, about-- thirty years ago,
Queen Inalia suddenly died. He hasnt been the same since.
X: I understand his loss, but thats
no excuse for banning
Winter Solstice.
Mel: Thats true. But as hard as
his laws are on others, I
imagine the loneliness in him has caused the king to be even
worse [Not quite sure of this last line].
G: That reminds me of a story I heard once.
Children: A story? Tell us!
G: OK, OK, OK-- OK, sit down. Once in
a land far away, there
was this rich, but miserly man named Cresus. And his heart was
so hard, that his servants begged the gods to intervene. They
sent the Fates to separate the strands of his life, so that he
might see himself more clearly. Unfortunately, Cresus didnt
mend his ways.
Children: What? Why not?
G: So the gods turned him into a spirit,
doomed to walk the
Earth forever-- as invisible to others as they were to him in
life.
Boy: I dont like this story.
G: Actually, I didnt like the end
to that story, anyway. And
I bet we could change it--
Child: Maybe.
G: -- if we tried?
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G: Look, if we can change the kings
mind without changing his
anatomy, think of the example itll be to the children.
X: Gabrielle, the eviction notice is set
at midnight. If we
dont stop it, these kids are out on the street.
G: I know, but it will work.
X: And what if it doesnt?
G: We clobber him. Please, just try it
my way-- just this
once-- In honor of the Solstice?
X: All right-- if it means that much to
you. But were going
to need disguises and access to the castle.
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X: Hi.
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G: 33, 34, 35-- thats it.
X: Youll have to stretch it as far
as you can. We need
everything on the list to make it work.
G: Trust me, Xena. If theres one
thing I know, its how to
bargain. You just worry about getting to King Silvus-- without
cracking heads.
X: Deals a deal.
Sent: Yo!
X: Right, Senticles?
Sent: Ill take you to him all right.
Its just that, well,
how do I know youre not an assassin?
X: Because if I was, hed be dead already.
Sent: Works for me.
X: Good. You get everything we need, and
Ill meet you back
at the orphanage.
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Man: You stubborn ass! Youve been
nothing but trouble the
entire time weve been together. Now, move!
G: Excuse me, sir. Thats quite an animal youve got there.
Man: You want him? Hes yours. Fifty dinars.
G: Fifty?
Man: Thats what the tannery will give me for his hide.
G: Youre taking him to be skinned?
Look-- How bout I do you
a favor? Ill take him off your hands for say, ah, 25 dinars?
Man: 25? Thats half of what hes worth at the tannery.
G: Yeah, well you have to get him there first, right.?
Man: Hmm, 45.
G: 30-- Not a dinar more. Lets face
it. Ive seen healthier
hides on a used couch-- Nothing personal. What do you say?
Man: 35, and you got yourself a deal.
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X: Youre a lucky man, Silvus. Now,
surprise me, and be
smart, too. Wake up!
Sil: Ahh! Who are you?! How did you get
in here?! What do
you want?
X: My names Xena. We need to talk.
Sil: Listen-- anything you want. Take
it. Jewels, money,
anything-- take it, take it. Just-- have mercy on an old man.
X: The same kind of mercy you showed that
orphanage youre
closing?
Sil: Orphanage?
X: You signed the order yourself.
Sil: Maybe so. I issue so many-- times being what they are.
X: And whose fault is that? Did you ever
stop to think that
maybe if you eased up on your people a little-- let them
celebrate Solstice perhaps-- the times might ease up, too?
Sil: Wait a minute. Youre one of
those Solstice lovers,
arent ya? One of those rebels who thinks that everything and
everyone should stop once a year-- just to raise a glass, eat a
goose, unwrap gifts! Well, you know what I say to that?
X: Bet I can guess.
Sil: Guards! Guards! Quick!
Guards Voice: Coming, Sire!
X: You petty tyrants-- so predictable.
But heed my warning,
Silvus. Change your ways or suffer the consequences.
Sil: No! Inalias gone for good-- and sos the Solstice.
Guards Voice: Break it down!
X: This isnt over, Silvus. The truth is, its just begun.
Guard: Stop her!
X: Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi!
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[ACT II]
X: Inalia.
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G: Im sorry-- theres nothing
I can do. Im afraid you have
to leave. Look, I know its not fair, especially on Solstice
Eve, but what can I do? Look, I know, I know, but Melana said
you cant stay inside. And the place is hers-- until midnight.
Look, I guess, I guess its bunking under the stars for you, my
friend. Now, lets go. Come on, Ill stay with you, so you
wont get lonely. Come on. Tobias, come on! You know, Im
beginning to understand your former owner.
Lynas: Come on, you rugrats-- time to wash up [Whistles].
G: Well, Ill be [Whistles]-- Just
like Argo. I wonder what
Xena will say to this.
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X: Nice work. You just saved someone years
in prison changing
the sentence like that.
Sent: Its nothing. I change a letter
here, a number there.
Hoping to do a little good. But-- believe me, its nothing.
X: Sos your part in my plan. Its
nothing. All you have to
do is--
Sent: No! I wont risk being arrested--
I cant. Id die
locked up in a cell, closed in like that. I couldnt face going
to prison.
X: What do you think would happen if the
king found out about
these changes you made to his orders?
Sent: Found out? But, surely, you wouldnt-- you couldnt--
X: Of course, not. But the point is, if
he did find out,
youd be thrown in prison anyway. Youre braver than you give
yourself credit for. So dont deny your courage-- or the
children.
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G: And from that day on, weve honored
and celebrated it-- as
a time of rebirth for our wishes and our dreams. The time of
coming together in joy and peace. Its the shortest day of the
year-- and the longest night. But on this special night, a new
light, a new chance is born to us all. So, its a time for
miracles-- and goodwill towards all living creatures. Thats
why the Winter Solstice means so much-- and touches us all so
deeply.
Girl1: I have a Solstice wish.
Children: Me too!
G: Lets hear it.
Girl1: I wish we could have a big Solstice
dinner-- with all
the trimmings.
Children: Me too. Yeah.
Girl2: I wish we could each have a Solstice
present of our
very own.
Boy: I wish everyone in the world could
be as happy as we are
right now.
Mel: I think those are all fine wishes.
Now, why dont we go
and gather our stockings and put them by the fireplace? Come
on, lets go.
X: Youd better hope this plan works.
Otherwise, Ill do
whatever it takes to keep those kids from getting hurt.
G: Shes a very physical person.
I completely agree with you.
If the plan fails, we punch faces. Until then, we do it
peacefully-- in the spirit of Solstice.
X: Whos your friend?
G: [Laughs] Xena, meet Tobias. Now, isnt
he sweet? And hes
trained just like Argo-- you just whistle. He cost me all of
our money, but-- I couldnt let him go to a tannery-- not on
Solstice Eve.
X: Its all right. I got everything
we need at the castle.
Now, all we have to do is figure out the details. And then hope
I can restrain myself long enough to pull it off.
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X/Clotho: Silvus-- wake up. Silvus, arise.
Open you eyes.
Silvus, wake up!
Sil: Oh, what is this, the town square?!
Who are you? What
do you want?!
X/Clotho: Mankind calls me Clotho-- First
of the Fates, whose
province is the past.
Sil: Nonsense! Youre nothing but
a dream, probably brought
on by indigestion-- a fatty piece of beef-- a bit of gristle.
Get out and let me sleep!
X/Clotho: Your commands have no sway over
me. Rather, I
command you-- to arise, and walk by my side.
Sil: How do I know youre really
a Fate? For all I can tell,
you could be a thief, or another of those Solstice cracks.
X/Clotho: Hmm, perhaps this will convince
you that time is
mine to rule as I will. I am the Fate of the past.
Sil: Long past?
X/Clotho: Your past, which I will show
you-- then you will
turn to the present with my sister. And as for your future--
Sil: All right, I believe you. What now?
X/Clotho: Come!
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Sil: Where are we going?
X/Clotho: To a place you have forgotten--
though it haunts
your every thought.
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G/Inalia: Silvus-- Silvus. Dear husband.
Sil: Inalia?
G/Inalia: Stop! Come no closer. I am but
a shadow from your
past. Sent to beg you-- turn from your narrow, greedy ways,
before its too late.
Sil: Too late? Great Zeus.
X/Clotho: Here, drink this.
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Sent: Easy, big fella. Steady-- steady, big boy.
Guard: Hey, check this out. [Whistles,
then says something
incomprehensible to me]
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[ACT III]
X/Clotho: A warning-- that our time is nearly up.
Sil: No-- not yet. Dont leave me,
Inalia-- please-- not
again.
G/Inalia: Im sorry, Silvus. Youve
grieved long enough. You
must forget my death on that Solstice Eve so long ago.
Sil: Death? What do you mean? You-- you
didnt die. You--
you-- you walked out on me. I dont understand.
G/Inalia: I was speaking metaphorically.
We-- we shadows from
the past tend to do that.
X/Clotho: Yeah.
Sil: Meta-- metaphor. Wait-- whats--
whats going on here?
Whats happening? Who-- who are--?
G: Is he all right?
X: Fine-- but that sleeping herb I put
in his wine wont last
long. Wed better get moving.
G: I thought Senticles said his wife was dead.
X: He also said hed handle Tobias.
We start Phase 2. You
get changed and see what happened. Ill meet you back at the
orphanage.
G: OK.
X: Come _on_, King.
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G: Senticles. Senticles. Where are you?
Senticles. Tobias--
Good job, boy. Now wheres Senticles? What? Are you trying to
tell me something? Do you know where Senticles is? OK-- lets
find him. Smart donkey.
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X/Lachesis: Silvus, wake up!
Sil: Am I to understand that you are--
X/Lach: Lachesis-- second of the Fates.
Here to show your
present. Now, arise and dress.
Sil: Put on these? But Im the king.
Why would I wear
something common as this?
X/Lach: Tonight, we go among your subjects--
as anonymous to
them as they are to you. The better to show you how your cruel
laws and harsh judgments affect them.
Sil: To what point? In hopes Ill change my life?
X/Lach: In the hopes that you might change
theirs. Unless
youd like me to find a more-- forceful way of persuading you.
Uh-uh-- You wont be needing that.
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G: Hello-- Senticles. Are you in there?
Hello! Its me,
Gabrielle. Senticles. What happened? You were supposed to
stay with Tobias. You know, Xena and I were nearly caught.
Sent: So was I. Two guards came by. If
I hadnt run, I dont
know what would have happened.
G: You ran away?
Sent: Well, what else could I do? You
didnt expect me to
stay there and get caught, did you?
G: No-- no-- but what about us? What about Tobias?
Sent: You forget-- Ive seen your
warrior friend in action. I
knew youd be OK. As for the donkey-- What are they gonna do to
a donkey? Whereas me-- they could lock in prison for the rest
of my life. Its like I told your friend, I cant do that. I
cant. Shut up in a small space. Id die. Look-- Im sorry
if
I let you down But, I warned you-- Im no hero. So, why dont
you just go, all right, just leave me alone! Go!
G: What is all this?
Sent: Its nothing. I shouldnt have left them out.
G: Are you crazy? Its amazing. Look
at all these toy. Her
eyes open and close.
Sent: Yes, well-- thats because I use this little--
G: Oh, look at this. This is exactly like
the toy I had
growing up-- remember? I told you how much it meant to me. Oh,
all these toys. Theyd mean so much to the orphans too-- Dont
you think? Every child could have a toy of his very own.
Sent: That would be true-- if they were
legal-- which they
arent.
G: Well-- dont worry about that.
By the time were done with
King Silvus-- hell be handing them out himself. We _could_ use
this-- We could take the toys to the orphanage and hide them.
And, uh-uh-- Ill have to disguise you, just in case we do run
into guards. We dont want them to recognize you.
Sent: No-- I wont risk going to prison.
G: Look-- you say youre afraid of
small spaces. Well, thats
exactly how you live your whole life-- in a small space-- afraid
to stand up for yourself or anyone else. Dont you see? What
youre most afraid will happen, has happened? The question is,
what are you going to do about it?
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Sil/Peasant: I know-- I know its--
its late. So, ah-- slam
the door if you want to. Wouldnt surprise me a bit.
Lynal: Slam the door? On Solstice Eve?
Thats a good one.
Come in. How can I help you?
Sil/Peasant: Well-- We are-- were-- were
X/Lach: Strangers.
Sil/Peasant: Strangers-- right. Were
strangers. Weve been,
uh, travelling all day and we-- we--
Lynal: Need a bit of food and drink?.
Well, we dont have
much. But, youre welcome to share what weve got.
Sil/Peasant: Oh.
X/Lach: The charity of your king and country is legendary.
Lynal: Our king? Charitable? You really are strangers here.
Sil/Peasant: Whats that supposed to mean?
Lynal: Just that, King Silvus is the meanest,
most
tight-fisted ruler this side of the Aegean.
Sil/Peasant: Is that so?
Lynal: Absolutely. Youve heard of
Midas, right? Greediest
man in the world, until Hercules helped him. Well, our king
makes him look like Lady Bountiful.
X/Lach: Surely, you exaggerate.
Lynal: I wish! This is an orphanage. And,
cause we cant
pay our taxes, King Silvus is kicking us out of here at
midnight. What kind of king does that to kids on Solstice Eve?
X/Lach: Good question.
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G: Coast is clear.
Sent: Lets go.
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G: Come on, Tobias.
Sold: Remember the kings command.
Any resistance, we storm
in full force.
Sent: Look-- theyre headed straight for the orphanage.
G: We have to warn Melana.
Sent: How? Theyll be guarding the doors.
G: Well, then, well find another way inside. OK? Come on.
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Children sing: Stars tonight, oh skies
excite [?],
On Solstice night, on Solstice night.
Chestnuts [?] while [?] burns bright.
Solstice night is here.
Snow so white casts winters light
On Solstice night, this quiet night.
Our song so light sends hope of light
This longest night of the year.
Time of wonder, time for cheer,
The greatest time of all.
Cant help it when
The love we share
Shines bright in everyone.
Sil: Take me home. Ive seen and heard enough.
X/Lach: Enough to stop your eviction?
Enough to bring back
Winter Solstice?
Sil: Enough! I wont be lectured--
especially when its all
your fault.
X/Lach: My fault?
Sil: If you Fates-- hadnt separated
Inalia and me-- I might
have been a different man-- a better king. But you did-- you
let her leave. She walked out on me, just as Im walking out on
you-- right now! Happy Solstice!
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Sold: Halt! Youre under arrest, by order of the king.
Sil: Dont be absurd. I am the king.
Sold: Right, and Im the Queen of the Amazons. Seize them!
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X/Lach: Hold it, boys. Wheres your Holiday-- Spirit?
Sold: What are you waiting for?! Arrest them!
Sil: Did you see that? They attacked me! Me, their king!
Lynal: You and your friend better go.
X: Im not going anywhere.
Lynal: Xena! Thank the gods its
you! The guards in the
basement have escaped!
X: Believe me, Lynal, that is the least of our worries.
Sold: Attention, everyone in the building.
Either you come
out voluntarily or were coming in to get you. But, either way,
youre gone!
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Mel: Are you sure hell be all right?
X: His pulse is strong. Once the shock
wears off, he should
be fine.
Mel: Dear gods, I hope so.
X: On second thought, maybe you should
stay with him-- just in
case anything develops.
Mel: But, I cant. I mean, what about the children?
X: Lynal will look after them. Right?
Lynal: Well, sure, but-- whos gonna help you?
Sent: [Screams]
G: [Screams]
X: Go and see to the kids. The reinforcements have arrived.
Sent: I did it! The gods be praised! I
did it! That
chimney-- is dark and cold as a grave. But I just grabbed my
sack of toys and-- Ho-ho-ho! Down I came! And, you know what?
I liked it! I did-- it was fun! By Zeus! Im gonna do that
every Solstice Eve! Just see if I dont.
G: Thats great, Senticles, but weve
got a problem, here.
Xena, there are a troup of guards outside.
X: I know.
G: I guess my plan didnt work, after
all So I guess we have
to slash and crash. But thanks for trying. Ahh. Back to
business as usual, right?
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Sold: All right, we gave em a chance.
Now, in the name of
King Silvus, attack!
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X: Let the games begin. Hah!
G: Boys! Come and get your Solstice present.
You wanna help
me play with it? Senticles!
Sent: Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
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Sil: Ah. The gods defend me. Youre
the third one-- the Fate
of the future, am I right? Atropos-- come to show me--my-- What
is it? What is this place? Tell me-- Why am I here? Its dark
and-- cold as a-- grave? Is that it? Is this my-- tomb? And
that-- that noise like-- souls-- crying out in pain. Is this my
future? No, no, dont leave me. Just tell me-- Does it have to
be? This place, my death? Can it change if I change my life?
Please-- [Cries] I-- I dont want to die alone. Ive lived
that way for thirty years. I can change. I know I can. No! I
wont go with you-- not yet. Youll see-- Ill show you. Ill
prove to you, Im not the man I was. Im not!
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Sold: This way!
X: Great stocking stuffers.
Sent: Go ahead-- make my day.
X: Thanks.
G: Nah.
X: Gabrielle, get me a sword.
G: This guys driving me nuts!
Child: Come on.
Lynal: Load your weapons! Ready! Fire! Yeah! [Cheer]
Soldiers: You call yourself soldiers?
Getting beaten by women
and children? Right, come on! Well make them
pay.
Youre pathetic! Now, tighten your ranks! Look sharp! Come
on. Charge!
Children: [Cheer]
Sil: Did you see them run?! Like rabbits?!
Yes, sir! Ha-ha!
Therell be no evictions here! Not tonight! Not ever!
G: Your Majesty, this is the woman who
runs the orphanage.
Her names--
Sil: Inalia.
Inalia: Yes.
Sil: Oh, my dearest wife. Can you-- ever
forgive me for
closing my heart to you-- and to our people? For wasting thirty
precious years in bitterness and greed? I know I dont deserve
it, but-- please-- say youll try.
Inalia: I heard what you said-- and I
forgive you with all my
heart.
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X: I guess you got that happy ending you wanted.
G: And then some.
Joseph: Excuse me, please. Could you tell
us which is the
road going west?
X: Youre on it. Theres a town
on the way if youre looking
for food and shelter. Wed be happy to help you get there.
Joseph: Mmm, youre very kind, but,
were in a hurry. Come
dear-- the caravan wont wait.
Mary: Yes, were coming.
G: Wait a minute. If youre in a
hurry, then, wouldnt it be
faster if your wife and child rode the distance?
Joseph: Well, of course, but we dont have the means to--
G: You do now.
Joseph: For us? But, its too much. We cant accept it.
G: Sure you can, if you can whistle. Call
it a um-- call it a
Solstice gift-- for the baby.
Mary: May God smile on you always for your kindness.
G: Thank you. Tobias. Now take good care
of these people,
OK? Dont be stubborn. Ill miss you, too.
X: That was a nice thing you did back there.
G: What would I do with a silly old donkey, anyway?
X: Uh-huh.
G: They needed him more than me. Besides,
they seem pretty
nice.
X: Mm-hmm.
G: After all, it is Solstice.
X: Oh, thats right. Happy Solstice.
G: Well-- what? Oh. I dont have a gift for you.
X: Gabrielle, you are a gift to me.