(The pyros explode and the fans are going wild.  The Carnage Theme Song blasts through the speakers and the building is shaking from all the noise.)

Johnny Manning: We welcome you to Carnage live from Columbus Ohio and we are about to get kicked off! 

Paul Fisher: Did you hear what Fury said about me?  After all that he gets in the Main Event!

Johnny Manning: That's true, our main event will take place inside the steel cage hanging above the ring.  It's a triple threat match between Fury, Blizzard and Nemesys.  Also, Mu$cle Marc Black goes head to head with the latest addition to our team, J.C. Nova.

(Fever Dog hits and boos erupt from the crowd)

Johnny Manning: Just speaking of him, here he comes!

(Black saunters down the aisle, Natali in tow.  Black is wearing a nice silk shirt and his wrestling pants, Natali in a Blue Jackets jersey.)

Alycia Hook: Please welcome to the ring, Mu$cle Marc Black!

Paul Fisher: So hot...

Johnny Manning: Who Black??

Paul Fisher: Shut-up!

Black:  Oh, boy, Columbus, Ohio.  Well, well, so close to home, and yet I never even heard of this place.  Not worth mentioning from what I've seen today.  Anyways....

(The crowd starts the asshole chant)

Paul Fisher: Come on people!  Show some respect!

Black: Okay, let me recap a little in case you guys don't get cable in this hick town.  

(The boos get louder)

Johnny Manning: I guess they're just showing him the same respect he's showing them!

Black: I won the first ever Main Event of Carnage last week.  One, two, three.  Arkham on the ground, me staring down on him.  That was fun, it really was.  Apparently his so-called 'Shank' couldn't do the job he needed it to do.  But he really shouldn't feel bad.  No one can stop the Mu$cle.

(The fans start chanting "ARKHAM, ARKHAM!!")

Black: Which brings me to the boy who wants to step into my ring tonight.  JC Nova, the newcomer, the Johnny-come-Lately.  Glad to see our front office is an equal-opportunity employer, they'll give anyone a shot.  But the kid doesn't deserve a shot at me.  Let him cut his teeth on losers like Arkham.  So, tonight, I am going to make an example out of Nova.  Tonight I teach the other boys in the back that they don't really want to get on my bad side, and the front office will learn that I am above the rest of the so-called "talent" in this fed.

Johnny Manning: Who does he think he is?

Paul Fisher: He knows who he is!

Black:  You see, I'm allergic to losers.  And, of course, bein' in Columbus, my allergies have really been buggin' me lately, between Nova, and Arkham, and....aahhh....ahhh...


(Natali quickly strips off his Blue Jackets jersey to reveal a skimpy bikini top, handing the jersey to Black just as the sneeze explodes into the blue jersey.  Black makes a huge show of wiping his nose with the jersey, making sure it's all nice and sticky before tossing it from the ring.  The crowd starts booing louder then ever)


Black:  Sorry about that, folks.  Like I said, between Nova and Arkham and the Blue Jackets, my allergies are really bad.  So let's get rid of the losers, and cure my sniffles with a win over Nova!

(Fever Dog hits and Black and Natali make their way up the ramp)

Single Match--Dallas Helmsley vs. Hurricane

(Cocky hits and he makes his way to the ring)

Alycia Hook: This  match is scheduled for one fall.  Making his way to the ring, from Detroit, weighing in at 234 pounds...Dallas Helmsley!

(Dallas walks up the stairs and gets into the ring)

(Stupify hits and Hurricane makes his way down the ramp)

Alycia Hook: Making his way to the ring from Bakersfield, California, weighing in at 250 pounds...Hurricane!

(Hurricane and Dallas get ready for the bell to ring)

Johnny Manning: Last week, these guys were also opponents, so tonight we know just by looking at last Carnage that it will be a great match.

Paul Fisher: If you like to be bored!

(The bell rings and the two superstars lunge at each other.  They both throw punches, until Hurricane gains control.  He throws some huge right hand to Dallas's face.  Once they get to the corner, Hurricane whips Dallas to the opposite turnbuckle, but Dallas reverses and Hurricane goes flying into it.  Dallas then knocks him down with a dropkick.  Hurricane gets up and whips Dallas to the ropes.  Dallas bounces back and is met with a huge clothesline.)

Johnny Manning: What a shot!  That could take of a man's head!.

(Dallas gets up and gets planted with a huge DDT.  Hurricane covers...1...2...kickout!  Hurricane taunts the ref, then lifts Dallas to his feet.  He whips Dallas into the turnbuckle.  He climbs up and delivers mounted punches.  1!  2!  3!  4!  5!  6!  7!  8!  9!  10!!!  Dallas falls down and Hurricane pins once again...1...2...kickout!)

Johnny Manning: And another kickout!  Dallas won't give up!

(Dallas gets up and starts to fight back.  He delivers chops to Hurricane's chest.  Hurricane gets mad and knees him in the stomach, then gives him a huge suplex.  He lifts Dallas to his feet and whips him to the corner.  He stomps a mudhole into Dallas.  Dallas gets up and Hurricane taunts him.  Dallas turns around and is met with the stunner!  Hurricane pins...1...2...3!)

Alycia Hook: Winner by pinfall, Hurricane!

(Hurricane's music hits and he exits)

Johnny Manning: What a way to kick off Carnage!

Paul Fisher: (Pretends he was sleeping)  What...what, I'm awake!  Damn Dallas sucks.  Hurricane just killed him in that borefest!

Johnny Manning: Well it seems the fans are happy with the outcome.

(Commercial Break) 

Johnny Manning:  We are back here live on Carnage and getting ready for our next big match.  Our first one was great and these next superstars sure know how to put on a show!

Single Match--Arkham vs. Phoenix

(Dead Bodies Everywhere by KoRn hits and Phoenix makes his way to the ring)

Alycia Hook: Making his way to the ring from Phoenix, Arizona, weighing in at 205 pounds...Phoenix.

(5 minutes Alone by Pantera hits and Arkham comes through the curtain)

Alycia Hook: Making his way to the ring from Orem, Utah, weighing in at 275 pounds...Arkham!

(The fans go absolutely nuts as Arkham walks down the ramp)

Johnny Manning: These fans like worship Arkham!

Paul Fisher: Wow, I didn't know people in Utah worshipped Insane Asylums!

Johnny Manning: Stop bitching and enjoy the damn match!

Paul Fisher: I will if Phoenix does what he does best, kick some ass!

(The bell rings and the match has officially begun!  The two men lock up in the middle, and Arkham gets the advantage.  He has Phoenix in a strong headlock.  Phoenix elbows Arkham in the side, trying to free himself.  Arkham quickly delivers a strong bulldog.  Arkham taunts Phoenix and the fans cheer very loudly.)

Paul Fisher: Damn these fans are stupid, I haven't even seen one Marc Black sign!

(Phoenix quickly gets up and clotheslines Arkham down.  Phoenix locks in an armbar.  Arkham feels the pain, but he manages to roll over and hook the leg...1...2...and a kickout after a near fall.  Phoenix gets up and low-blows Arkham!)

Johnny Manning: Come on ref!  That's illegal!  What match are you watching!

Paul Fisher: Shut up!

(Phoenix then belly-to-belly overhead suplexes Arkham , and Arkham lands hard.  Arkham gets up and is DDTed back down by Phoenix.  The fans boo Phoenix.  Phoenix stomps on Arkham's arm, the same one that is hurting from the armbar.  Phoenix rolls out of the ring and slams the arm against the side of the ring.  Phoenix gets back in the ring )

Johnny Manning: He seems to be working on the injured arm of Arkham.

(Arkham gets up slowly, and is met with a huge superkick when he turns around.  Phoenix covers...1...2...he gets the shoulder up.  Phoenix gets a bit mad but calms himself.  He picks Phoenix up and delivers an arm wrench-hook kick combo.  Phoenix gets on the turnbuckle, and his ready to deliver the Illusion at anytime.  Arkham gets up, all groggy and turns around.  Arkham punches Phoenix, until Phoenix sits on the turnbuckle.  Arkham climbs up and delivers a huge superplex.  Both men are down.  The ref counts the knock out.  Before 10, both men get up and exchange blows.  Arkham gets the upper hand and continues punching Phoenix.  Phoenix goes for a clothesline, but Arkham ducks it and kicks him in the stomach)

Johnny Manning: He hits the spineshank!  Phoenix has been decimated, and I can't even hear myself speak!

(The ref counts...1...2...3!)

Paul Fisher: Arkham cheated!

(All the sudden, Marc Black runs down the ramp!  He has a steel chair and clocks Arkham over the head.  He holds up the chair to cheer, and the fans boo loudly.  He continues his assault with the steel chair on Arkham, until the referees come out and accompany Black back to the back.) 

Paul Fisher: Don't mess with the best, Arkham!

Johnny Manning: This is disgusting!  Thank god for those refs!

(Commercial Break)

(Backstage)

(Backstage we see Arkham walking through the halls looking very pissed off. He makes a right and barges right into the commissioners office.

Arkham: Did you see what happened out there.  He hit me with a chair.

Chris Garner: Yes I saw.

Arkham: Well what are you going to do about it??!!

Chris: Calm down man.  I'll think so something.  But for now how about you get out of my office.

(Arkham storms out)

Single Match-Marc Black vs. J.C. Nova

(Fever Dog by Stillwater hits and the crowd boos as Marc Black comes through the curtain)

Paul Fisher: These people should show some respect

Alycia Hook: Making his way to the ring from Detroit, Michigan weighing in at 326 pounds..."Mu$cle" Marc Black"

(Black slides into the ring)

(Praise by Sevendust hits and J.C. Nova makes his way to the ring.   The crowd has mixed emotions but seem excited to see the new superstar)

Alycia Hook: Making his way to the ring weighing in at 198 pounds from Orlando, Florida...J.C. Nova.

Paul Fisher: Now here is a guy that they should boo.  Who does he think he is facing Marc Black in his first match?!

(The bell rings as Nova slides into the ring.  Black doesn't waste time nd he stomps on Nova.  Nova gets up quickly and clotheslines Black to the mat.   Nova lifts Black to his feet and whips him to the ropes.  Nova runs with Black and dropkicks him over the top rope.  Black goes over the top rope to the outside.   Nova climbs the turnbuckle and waits for Black to get up.  Black gets up and Nova dives and hits the crossbody)

Paul Fisher: Common ref keep control of these guys.  Get the match in the ring.

Johnny Manning: They have a 10 count to stay out so this is perfectly legal

(Nova lifts Black and tries to throw him into the steel steps but Black counters and throws Nova into the steps.  Black climbs back into the ring and the ref is at 6 in his count.  7..........8..........Nova grabs into the apron and pulls himself up. 9..........Nova climbs in at the 9 count.  Black lifts him but Nova throws some hard rights into the gut of Black.  Nova whips Black into the ropes and sweeps him drilling Black's face right into the mat.  Nova turns Black over and covers...1...kickout after 1.  Nova lifts Black and once again tries to whip him into the ropes but this time Black counters and throws Nova to the ropes.  On his return Black catches Nova in the bearhug)

Paul Fisher: Its over!!

Johnny Manning: Not necessarily but it doesn't look good for Nova.

(Black has the hug on right in the middle of the ring.  Nova is in a lot of pain.  Nova moves his arms around and tries to punch Black hard enough so he will break the lock.  It seems to start working as Black goes down to one knee.   Nova keeps punching as hard as he can and finally gets free, but he is very weak)

Johnny Manning: What strength!

(Black slams Nova to the mat and covers...1...2...kickout!)

Paul Fisher: HOW?!

(Nova slowly gets up to his feet but Black is already up.  Black tries to whip Nova to the ropes but Nova counter and whips Black into the turnbuckle.   He lifts Black to the top and hits a brianbuster.  Black's skull hits the mat hard.  Then with all of his strength he climbs the turnbuckle and the crowd goes wild.  Nova gets to the top and hits the Supernova.  Nova rolls onto Black...1...2...3)

Alycia Hook: Winner by pinfall...J.C Nova

Johnny Manning: Well I hear that Mr. Jefferson and Mr. Garner are on there way to the ring to make very important announcement.  Don't miss it.

(Commercial Break)

Johnny Manning: We're back and here comes the news.

(Kyle Jefferson and Chris Garner make there way to the ring)

Alycia Hook: Please welcome the XWWL President and the XWWL Commissioner, Kyle Jefferson and Chris Garner.

(The fans cheer)

Kyle Jefferson: Hello Columbus!  It's great to be here tonight.

Chris Garner: How is everyone liking the show tonight?

(The fans go wild)

Kyle Jefferson: Who here is planning to order the first XWWL PPV, Meltdown??

(Again the fans go wild)

Chris Garner: Well that's good because we have a very important announcement to make about that event.

Kyle Jefferson: Yes we do.  You can tell them Chris

Johnny Manning: Yes, tell tell!

Chris Garner: Well we have scheduled a very big match for that night...

Johnny Manning: What is it??!!

Chris Garner: On Meltdown we will crown the first ever XWWL World Heavyweight Champion.

(The fans cheer but then go silent in anticipation to see who will compete in the match)

Chris Garner: I am sure you want to know who will be in this match so I will tell you.  On Meltdown, main event, to crown the first ever XWWL World Heavyweight Champion we will see "Mu$cle" Marc Black vs. Arkham!

(The fans go completely nuts)

Johnny Manning: I can't believe it.  This is awesome!

Kyle Jefferson: Well thetas that.  We will see you all later! Enjoy the rest of the show

(Jefferson and Garner exit)

Johnny Manning: This is awesome but we have to focus on tonight.   Coming up next the huge triple threat cage match! 

 

Johnny Manning: It's main event time!! Aren't you excited Paul?? Its the first ever XWWL cage match!

Paul Fisher: I can hardly wait.  The sooner it starts the sooner it ends and I can get out of here!

(The ceiling lights up and the steel cage makes its way down toward the ring.  The XWWL crew makes sure the cage is stable then they go backstage)

Main Event

Triple Threat Cage Match: Nemesys vs. Blizzard vs. Fury

(The lights dim and Psycho by System of a Down hits and Nemesys makes his way to the ring)

Alycia Hook: Making his way to the ring from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 248 pounds...Nemesys

(My Way by Limp Bizkit hits and Blizzard steps onto the stage)

Alycia Hook: Making his way to the ring from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada weighing in at 200 pounds...Blizzard

(Blizzard waits outside of the cage as Nemesys is already inside)

(The Unforgivin Too by Metallica hits and Fury enters)

Alycia Hook: Making his way to the ring from Orlando Flordia weighing in at 250 pounds...Fury

(Fury comes down the ramp and takes Blizzard to the ground.  Nemesys waits in the ring.  Fury throws Blizzard into the side of the cage.  Then Fury climbs the steps to get into the cage.  Fury gets in and closes the door behind him but the ref opens it back up as Blizzard climbs in.  All three men are in the cage so the ref locks the door)

Johnny Manning: This match is underway.  Remember the first man out wins.  There is no pinfalls or submissions. 

(Blizzard and Fury lock up and Fury whips Blizzard into the cage.   Fury turns around and Nemesys spears him.  Blizzard is up and he pulls Nemesys off of Fury.  Blizzard delivers a huge DDT drilling Nemesys head into the mat.   Blizzard then goes over to Fury and lifts the giant up.  Blizzard throws some hard rights followed by a left uppercut but Fury only goes down to one knee.  Then Nemesys pushes Blizzard right on top of Fury.  Nemesys stomps on Fury then lifts Blizzard and tries to whip him into the ropes but Blizzard counters and whips him head first into the cage.  Blizzard goes over to Fury and lifts him to his feet.   Nemesys is starting to get up)

Johnny Manning: It looks like we have first blood folks.

(Nemesys has a cut right across his forehead.  He is getting up meanwhile Fury and Blizzard are throwing punches at each other.  Nemesys gets in there and all three men exchange punches until Fury falls followed by Nemesys.   Blizzard goes over to the turnbuckle and start climbing the corner of the cage but both Nemesys and Fury get up and pull him off.  Blizzard falls to the mat but he wasn't very high so the impact isn't that great.  Nemesys and Fury team up and whip Blizzard into the side of the cage then they both start climbing.  They get about half way then Fury throws a punch at Nemesys.  Nemesys budges a bit but doesn't fall.   Then Blizzard slowly starts climbing.  He slowly catches up then all three men are about three quarters of the way up the cage)

Johnny Manning: This is extremely dangerous! Somebody could get really hurt!

(Blizzard grabs onto Fury's leg but Fury kicks him in the face.   Blizzard almost falls but he grabs on.  Nemesys punches Fury in the face, then again and again.  Finally Fury falls but as he is falling he lands on Blizzard and they both hit the mat)

Johnny Manning: I told you!

(Nemesys starts climbing again.  He makes it to the top of the cage then stands on the top.  The crowd is going wild.  Nemesys stands on the top bad receives his huge pop.  Then he bends over to climb down......)

Johnny Manning: WAIT!! Here comes J.C. Nova.  What is he doing.

(Nova starts shaking the cage and Nemesys is losing his balance.   Nova continues to shake and finally Nemesys falls but he falls out of the cage! Nova can't believe it.  He starts pounding on Nemesys who is hurt from his fall.   The ref rings the bell)

Alycia Hook: The winner...Nemesys

(Inside the ring Fury and Blizzard are kicking the shit out of each other.   Blizzard is angry because Fury fell on him.  Blizzard lifts Fury to his feet then hits the Ice Breaker and leaves Fury on the mat.  Refs escort Nova backstage and a stretcher comes for Nemesys)

Johnny Manning: What a crazy night.  There is going to be some very angry people come next Carnage.  So tune in live.....wait

(On the Jumbotron we see Kyle Jefferson and Chris Garner watching the event backstage)

Chris Garner: Wow what a great match!

Kyle Jefferson: Yeah that was awesome.  I'm was surprised to see Nova out there.  I never saw it coming.

Chris Garner: Neither did I!  Hey I have an idea....

Kyle Jefferson: Yes....

Chris Garner: How about an Intercontinental Title match at Meltdown?

Kyle Jefferson: What a great idea!

Chris Garner: It will be Nemesys vs. J.C. Nova.

Kyle Jefferson: Sounds good.  While we are in the spirit of making matches lets make a Hardcore Title match at Meltdown...Blizzard vs. Fury.

Chris Garner: I love it!

Kyle Jefferson: Ok good.  So now we have three title matches for Meltdown.  It's going to be great!

Chris Garner: Your damn right it is.

(The camera fades out)