J-Roc vs. TXG

RA: This match is scheduled for one fall introducing first, J-Roc!!!

J-Roc looks around and the fans boo him.  One fan is holding up a J-Roc sucks sign.

“911 for peace” hits as TXG comes to the ring. The fans cheer as he walks out to the ring

RA: And introducing, the hardcore champion, TXG!!!!

TXG brings a chair into the ring as the match starts with TXG hitting J-Roc in the knee with the chair.  TXG hits J-Roc in the back then right in the side of the head with the chair.  J-Roc attempts to get up but is uppercutted with the chair.  J-Roc hit’s the canvas with blood pouring out of his head.  J-Roc gets up with blood flowing into his eyes and is staggering around before TXG hits him with the chair again.  TXG walks around like a crazy guy when he spots J-Roc trying to get up again.  He walks over and puts the chair under J-Roc’s face and goes to the top rope.  He taunts J-Roc and does a leg drop unto J-Roc, smashing J-Roc’s face into the chair.  TXG covers for a 3 count.

Manning:  Well that match didn’t last long.

Skitz vs. Eric Angle

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for 1 fall, making his way to the ring first from Toronto, Ontario. He is one half of the XWWL Tag Team champions.......weighing in at 200 pounds.......Eric Angle!!!

Fisher: Yay!!

Manning: Well, this ought to be an exciting match....An impressive Technician and a talented high flyer going at it.

Fisher: This is the greatest match in history!!

Eric Angle's champion music hits as the former world champ walks down the ramp to a chorus of boos.

Fisher: Yea Eric!

Announcer: And his opponent, from the Dartmouth Asylum.....weighing in at 245 pounds....Skitz!!

Fisher: Yeah!

Manning: Who's side are you on?

Fisher: I don't know! I love both!

Feur Frei by Rammstein hits as Skitz runs down the ramp and pounces on Angle. Skitz pounds the hell out of Eric until the former champ manages to force the Psycho off of him.

Fisher: Go Eric!

Skitz hops to his feet and nails Eric with a dropkick followed by a standing moonsault.

Fisher: Go Skitz!

The two men brawl back and forth until Skitz manages to get the upper hand with a Hurricanrana and then goes up top. As he signals for his signature 450 Splash, Eric gets to his feet and runs up the turnbuckle. Eric Slam off the top!

Manning: Oh my god!

Fisher: Yes!

Eric goes up top and hits the moonsault...1...2...3!

Fisher: Yay!

Prism vs. Bane

Smooth Criminal hits as Prism comes out to rainbow colored lights.  He prances around the ring and climbs in before making a rainbow sign to the crowd.

RA: Introducing, Prism!!!!!

“Breathe” hits as John Bane walks through the curtain.  The crowd hits their feet and cheers as he comes out to the ring and greets a few fans.  He climbs into the ring and shakes Prisms hand before going to his corner and waits.

RA: Introducing from the Silicon Valley, “The Franchise” John Bane!!!!!

Prism starts off strong with a  few uppercuts and chops to Bane.  Bane is then dropkicked by Prism.  Bane stands up and grabs Prism’s feet as he attempts a dropkick again and smashes him to the mat.  Bane gets up and clotheslines Prism.  Prism gets up and is met by a nasty chop from bane.  Bane smiles and adds a few more chops for good measure.  Prism goes to the outside and recuperates as Bane lands an moonsault to the outside.  Bane throws Prism back in the ring and gives him a straight-jacket power bomb.  Bane goes to the top.

Manning:  What the hell is he doing Prism is ¾ across the ring.

Fisher:  He is insane.

Bane gets a lot of  height and hit’s a five star on Prism.  He follows it up with the Bane Driver.

Manning:  Bane Driver!!!!!!!!!!

Fisher:  Oh wow that has got to be the worst move in professional wrestling.

Bane sets Prism on the top and hit’s the Bane against humanity and pins Prism for the three.

RA:  Your winner Bane!!!!!!!

Aries vs. Hazard for the XWWL world title



Aries music hits as he comes to the ring.

RA: This match is for the XWWL world title.  First the challenger, Aries!!!!!

Hazards music hits as he comes to the ring

RA:  And introducing the XWWL Champion, Hazard!!!!

The bell sounds as Hazard starts with quick lefts to the face of Aries.  Hazard clotheslines Aries to the mat and hit’s a leg drop.  He picks Aries up and does a brain buster on Aries.  Aries gets up and Hazard hit’s a lariat on Aries.  Hazard whips Aries into the corner and hit’s a splash on Aries.

Manning: Man Hazard is dominating this match.

Aries comes out of the corner and is dropkicked into the mat.  Hazard begins taunting Aries saying that he is nothing and sucks. The fans cheer Hazard as he flexes for the fans.  Aries gets to his feet and low blows Hazard.  Aries hit’s a censor kick in Hazards face and dropkicks his knee out from under him as he comes crashing to the mat. Aries picks up Hazard and slams him with a body slam.  Aries seems to be hurting after the slam and goes around holding his back some.  Hazard take the opportunity and hit’s a haymaker on Aries. Aries gets dazed and Hazard whips him into the corner crushing the ref in the progress.  Hazard goes for the splash but misses and hit’s the ref.  Hazard turns around and is super kicked by Aries. Hazard stands and looks at Aries just brushing off is move.  Aries tries punching and kicking at Hazard but he no sells all the moves.  Aries runs out of the ring and gets a chair.  He goes to  swing it at Hazard but Hazard knocks it out of his hands.  He grabs Aries by the throat and choke slams him to the concrete.  He lifts Aries and throws him into the ring. Hazard sets up for the Burning Hammer but TXG comes in and smacks Hazard in the knee. Hazard tries to get up but is uppercutted with the chair by TXG.  Aries and TXG get tables and bring them into the ring.  TXG and Aries Chokeslam Hazard through the Table but it doesn’t break. Aries goes to the top and hit’s a frog splash from the top through the table.  TXG smashes Hazard with the chair in the face and the ref wakes up and counts to three.

Manning:  I cant believe it Aries has just won the World title.

Aries celebrates in the ring as TXG takes some frustrations out on Hazard.  Aries hold the title over Hazard and yells “who sucks now asshole!!!!”  Aries laughs as he and TXG turns around and celebrate the victory.  Some fans are cheering but not a lot.  Hazard gets back to his feet and sees that he has lost and he totally loses control.  He smacks TXG in the back of the head with the chair that he left laying over Hazard and gets ahold of Aries and hit’s the burning hammer through a table outside.   He grabs TXG and brings him into the ring and starts to do a double power bomb but John Bane runs in the ring to try and stop Hazard.  He grabs a mic and begins to speak to Hazard.

Bane:  Whoa big man, you don’t wanna do that.  Just stop and think about what you are about to do.  If you go crazy, what do you think will happen to you.  The fans wont respect you for doing that.  Hell Kyle may not even give you a title shot again.  Do you want Aries to hold on to that title forever.  Then don’t be an idiot and get the hell outta the ring before you do something stupid.

Hazard turns around to exit and decks Bane in the side of the head then takes him over to the ropes and choke slams him to the concrete.  He looks at Bane as the show ends.