War Of The
Champions
Aries vs. Black
Dragon (TLC
for XWWL Cruiserweight Title) Great match with alot of highflying.
Aries held his own against the skilled Black
Dragon.....BD nailed an impressive moonsault from the
top of the ladder and a stunning Drill Kick as Aries was
on top of the ladder to the outside. But in the
end......Aries prevailed eventually with an awe inspiring
Shooting Star press from a ladder set up in the ring, to
BD who was lying on a table, with a chair across his
chest. Aries, still in pain.......climbed the
ladder and achieved the honor of being first ever
XWWL Cruiserweight
Champion. Winner and new cruiserweight
champion: Aries Sweet Daddy J vs. Dirty D vs. Lincoln
Steen (Triple Threat Hardcore match for XWWL
Hardcore title) These three men finally got to beat
the hell out of each other under "legal" circumstances. Some highlights were........Sweet
Daddy J nailing a terrifying Flying sit down powerbomb to
Lincoln Steen, Dirty D attempting to mimic Sweet Daddy's
"Sweet-A-Sault" and landing on his face and
Lincoln Steen putting Sweety J
through a table with the Steenatopia
Driver......... Dirty D finally gained the victory
after kicking Steen in the go-nads and nailing the
"Dirty And Stinkin." Winner and new XWWL Hardcore
champion: Dirty D Chris Garner vs. Kyle
Jefferson (grudge match) More like a street fight than a
wrestling match.......Chris Garner went for his
signature "Stunner" early in the macth,but crafty Kyle
countered it. The
finish came when the two men battled on the WOTC
set...........Jefferson nailed a stiff Superkick,sending
Garner plummeting 40 feet to the ground through two
tables. Jefferson couldn't pass down the opportunity and
nailed a flying slash from the set! Jefferson lands on Garner for the 3
count...both men are unconscious as the EMT's pull them
away.
Winner and still 100% owner of
the XWWL: Kyle Jefferson Blaze vs. Predator
(Ladder/Cage match for the
Intercontinental Title) Great macth,alot of high flying maneuvers.
Blaze nailed an awesome Tornado DDT from the top of the
cage as Predator went to grab the title.
With a bridge of ladders set up
in the ring, and Blaze laid out on them......Predator
nails an amazing Pred-Flip from the top of the cage, actually
bending the ladders with his body!!
The finish comes when Blaze goes
to get the belt, and Predator dives off of the cage,
nailing a "Crippler Bulldog" combination.
Predator then climbed the ladder
and retrieved the gold.... Winner and new IC Champion:
Predator
Main Event
6 Man 5 Fall Brawl
1st Fall:
Submission
2nd Fall: Flaming
Table
3rd Fall: Over The Top
Rope
4th Fall: Hardcore Cage
Match
5th Fall: Explosion
Match
Eric Angle vs. Dogmantos vs.
Bane vs. Machine vs. Hazard vs. Strajk (c)
1st Fall:
Submission
(Eric Angle's Champion music hits
and he looks extremely confident walking down the ramp,
greeting his hometown fans. Surprisingly, they
actually cheer for Eric. Eric looks a little
confused, but continues down the ramp.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing
first, from Toronto, Ontario, weighing in at 200 pounds,
Eric Angle!
(Prayer by Disturbed hits and
Dogmantos enters once again to cheers. Dogmantos
taunts them, then continues down the ramp)
Johnny Manning: I think these
fans are just excited to see the this match
Paul Fisher: No way Johnny!
It's true, the Canadian fans love them!
(We zoom into a sign that says
"Eric Angle, two time XWWL champion". Then another
one says "The Dogman has done it before, and he'll do it
again!" Then we see one saying "Eric Angel, you
are not our hero!", and another saying: "Dogmtanmanaos,
it's S-T-R-A-J-K. And how do you say your
name?")
Ring Announcer: Introducing
next, from Montreal, Quebec, weighing in at 220 pounds,
Dogmantos!
(Angel Of Death by Slayer hits
and The Machine makes his way down the ramp. The
crowd has mixed reactions, some cheer as we zoom into a
fan with a "Machine=Next Champion" sign and some
boo and we see a "The Machine is out of order" sign from
another fan)
Ring Announcer: Introducing
next, from Newcastle, England, weighing in at 350
pounds, The Machine!
(Down With The Sickness hits and
hazard walks out. He gets a great ovation, since
he is from the area, but nonetheless, gets some
boos. We zoom into many signs saying things like
"Hazard's row", "Beware of Hazard", "Hazard, the
unstoppable man". They zoom into someone wearing a
John Bane shirt. His sign reads: "Hazard, a 6'9,
345 pound piece of shit")
Ring Announcer: Introducing
next, from Toronto, Ontario...
(Upon mention of Toronto, the
fans go wild)
Ring Announcer: ...weighing in
at 345 pounds, Hazard!
(Natural Born Killers hits and
John Bane and Strajk run out to a huge ovation from the
crowd. It seems like everyone is cheering.
We see many Old School signs throughout the crowd, and
the majority of the people are wearing either a Bane
shirt, or a Strajk shirt.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing
next, from Martinsburg, WV, weighing in at 235 pounds,
John Bane! And, from Bettendorf, IA,
weighing in at 240 pounds, he is the XWWL World
Heavyweight Champion, Strajk!
Johnny Manning: My god, have you
ever heard a crowd so loud! They are cheering for
all 6 of these guys! I've never seen anything like
it! Strajk's knee looks to be fine, he's jumping
around like he used to! And the crowd loves
it!
Paul Fisher: Tell them to
shut-up! I can hardly hear you!
Johnny Manning: Anyways we are
just about set for our first fall, a submission
match.
Paul Fisher: The great Eric Angle
knows that he and Dogmantos won't be eliminated this
fall, they have never, ever tapped out! That's why
he chose it!
(We zoom into former XWWL stars,
Princess, TTH, Slash and Hellfire.)
Johnny Manning: TTH, Slash and
Hellfire are now all retired, Slash and Hellfire were
forced to after this match.
Paul Fisher: Ticket To Hell, TTH
has been contacted by the XWWL for a comeback, but he
decided that he will remain retired. Man, him and
Eric Angle put on some of the most memorable
matches!
(Then we see somewhere else, JC
Nova, Arkham and "Mu$cle" Marc Black, former XWWL
champions)
Paul Fisher: Hey, my old buddy
Marc Black! What's he doing with Arkham and JC
Nova?
Johnny Manning: Getting ready for
the best match in the history of wrestling. You
can't forget the classic Arkham w/Kyle Jefferson vs.
Marc Black w/Chris Garner matches! Anyways enough
about the past, it looks like the huge Main Event will
begin in a few seconds! I can't wait!
(The referee is done checking all
6 superstars, and he calls for the bell. The first
fall has begun. The Machine and John Bane lock
up. Strajk and Eric Angle lock up. Dogmantos
and Hazard lock up. Bane delivers shots to The
Machine's face. Eric Angle gives Strajk a
fireman's carry. Dogmantos gives Hazard some stiff
chops. The crowd has been going nuts ever since
the match has started. The Machine blocks one of
Bane's right hands, then delivers a choke toss to Bane,
throwing him into the corner. Dogmantos goes for a
suplex, but Hazard counters with a suplex of his
own. The Machine whips Bane across the ring, and
Eric nails Bane with a spear!)
Johnny Manning: What
impact! My god, this match is getting good, real
early!
Paul Fisher: Especially since
Eric is completely dominating!
(Eric yells out a whoo, but gets
a big boot by Hazard. Hazard turns around and is
met by a flowing neckbreaker by Strajk. Dogmantos
goes to German suplex Strajk, but Strajk elbows him in
the side, swings around him and hits a half-nelson
bulldog. The Machine lifts Strajk up for a fall
away slam, but Bane gives The Machine a falling
neckbreaker, making Strajk fall on top of The
Machine. Strajk follows it up with some strong
right hands. Strajk and Bane taunt, and the crowd
goes wild.)
Johnny manning: The fans love
these two magnificent competitors!
Paul Fisher: Who, Eric and
Dogmantos? Well of course!
Johnny Manning: I meant the two
men who are on their feet!
(Hazard grabs Strajk by the
throat and nails a chokeslam! Eric lifts Bane on
his shoulders. He spins Bane around into the
powerbomb position. Dogmantos climbs the
turnbuckle. Dogmantos holds Bane in the reverse
DDT position as Eric still has him up in the powerbomb
position. Dogmantos and Eric spin, as they give
Bane a reverse tornado DDT/180 powerbomb!)
Paul Fisher: oh my God!
What a double team move! These guys are
amazing!
Johnny Manning: That was
impressive, but they certainly aren't the only ones who
are impressive in this ring.
Paul Fisher: Very good point,
it's true what you said!
Johnny Manning: (looking a little
confused) Really?
Paul Fisher: Oh yeah, referee
Christian Burn is doing a very good job.
(The Machine whips Eric to the
ropes, but when Eric bounces back, he hits a running
school boy rollup, gets up, grabs the Machine's leg,
turns him over and locks in the half-crab.
Dogmantos whips Bane to the ropes, and nails a 180
spinebuster. He lifts one leg, yelling something,
then locks in a figure four. Hazard clothesline's
Strajk back down when he gets up. Hazard puts on a
Texas cloverleaf.)
Johnny Manning: We're starting to
see the technical side of this huge match.
Paul Fisher: Well
obviously. It's a submission fall, people are
trying to win.
(Hazard and Eric stare each other
down, then both release their holds to exchange
punches. Bane flips Dogmantos over, reversing the
pressure. Dogmantos grabs the ropes to break the
hold. The Machine and Strajk get up and they
exchange punches. Hazard nails Eric with a
clothesline. The Machine body presses Strajk over
his head, then throws him over the top rope!
Dogmantos hits a superkick on The Machine. Bane
delivers stiff chops to Hazard's chest. Bane gets
on the apron. He tries to suplex Hazard over the
top rope, but Hazard fights it. Strajk gets up on
the apron, and punches Hazard. They hit a double
suplex on Hazard from the ring to the floor!)
Johnny Manning: Once again, these
guys are a great team!
Paul Fisher: Wow, lifting
Hazard. Didn't Eric do that on his own?
(Bane and Strajk work on
Hazard. In the ring, The Machine, still groggy
from the superkick, swings a right hand at Eric, but
Eric ducks it, and nails him with the Ericslam!
Dogmantos quickly locks on the Drakeshooter! The
Machine struggles and gets near the ropes, but Dogmantos
pulls him away. Then, Eric adds on the
Ericlock!)
Paul Fisher: The two best
submission moves on the planet into one!
(The Machine is screaming in
pain. John Bane gets back in the ring. He
looks at The Machine, but decides to hit a Asai
moonsault on Hazard on the outside. The Machine
can't take the pressure of both move anymore! He
tries with his last ounce of strength to reach the
ropes, but he's practically in the middle of the
ring. The machine taps!)
1st Eliminated by Submission:
The Machine
2nd Fall: Flaming
Tables
Johnny Manning: The Machine has
tapped! He's out, but he may remain in the match
if he wishes. He can't win, or cause anyone to
lose, but he can get some revenge!
Paul Fisher: Revenge? Eric
and Dogmantos will just lock him in the
Drakeshooter/Ericlock again!
Johnny Manning: Anyways flaming
tables has started. The next superstar will be
eliminated after he is smashed through a table lit on
fire.
(Eric and Dogmantos taunt.
Bane and Strajk get in the ring and they go to work on
Dogmantos and Eric. They knock them down with
multiple clotheslines. Bane whips Dogmantos to one
corner. Strajk whips Eric to the same
corner. Strajk gets down on all fours. Bane
runs off Strajk's back, but Eric spears Bane out of mid
air! Strajk gets up and Dogmantos nails him with a
northern lights suplex. They go up top to opposite
turnbuckles. Eric dives with a moonsault to the
gut while Dogmantos dives at the same time with a
legdrop. Eric and Dogmantos get up and
taunt. They turn around and Hazard grabs them both
by the throat. Double Chokeslam!)
Johnny Manning: My god the
power!
(Bane gets out on one side of the
ring and Hazard on the other. They both pull out
tables and bring them into the ring. Hazard and
Bane set their tables up, then exchange
punches. Bane hits a strong front
roundhouse. He runs back to the ropes, but The
Machine lowers it and Bane flips over it. The
Machine gets in the ring and climbs the
turnbuckle. He dives off from inside the ring to
Bane on the outside with a diving clothesline!)
Johnny Manning: Great agility by
this young big superstar
Paul Fisher: Who cares, he's
already lost! Let's comment on the winners such as
Eric and Dogmantos!
(In the ring, Strajk nails Hazard
from behind with a dropkick. On the outside, The
Machine has a steel chair and assaults Bane with
it. Strajk sees this. He runs to the
opposite ropes, bounces off and does a front flip over
the top rope, lands on the Machine's shoulders and nails
a hurricanrana!)
Johnny Manning: My god!
What a move! I've never seen anything like
it! You have to admit that that was
amazing!
Paul Fisher: That actually was
very impressive. But of course, Eric and
Dogmantos....
Johnny manning: (interrupts him)
Shut-up about Eric and Dogmantos! No one cares
about Eric and Dogmantos!
Paul Fisher: They seem to have
quite some fans here in Canada. I guess that Eric
really is Canada's Hero!
Johnny Manning: My god, you're
obsessed! And didn't you just hear the crowd go
nuts after that move!
(In the ring, Eric lights one of
the tables near the turnbuckle. Dogmantos hits a
German suplex on Hazard. Eric then hits a
belly-to-belly. They put Hazard on the turnbuckle
near the flaming table. Dogmantos climbs up, and
goes for a frankensteiner through the table, but Hazard
does move! Hazard then stands up and holds
Dogmantos up for the powerbomb through the flaming
table! Eric quickly grabs a fire extinguisher and
puts out the flames, just as Hazard throws Dogmantos
through the table!)
Johnny Manning: Dogmantos is
still in! The table wasn't flaming, so the match
will continue!
Paul Fisher: That Eric Angle,
he's not only the best all around, he's the smartest
too!
(Dogmantos is down from the
move. Eric dives for a clothesline on Hazard, but
Hazard doesn't move once again. Eric runs back and
tries again, but it has still has no-effect! Eric
hits a spinning wheel, but once again, no-effect!
Hazard grabs Eric by the throat and lifts him up.
Eric is kicking, then kicks Hazard right between the
legs)
Johnny Manning: Oooooooooh!
That's gotta hurt! I think the whole world felt
that one!
(Hazard is leaned over from the
low blow. Eric bounces off the ropes and flips
over Hazard for a sunset flip, but Eric can't flip
Hazard! Hazard grabs Eric by the throat with one
hand. Eric goes to punch Hazard in the groin
again, but Hazard catches his arm. Hazard then has
both hands on Eric's throat, lifts him up and hits a
double handed choke bomb! Bane dives off the
turnbuckle and nails Hazard with a tornado DDT.
Strajk hops over the top rope with a legdrop on
Hazard. They put Hazard on the other table.
Bane goes up top and hits his moonsault through the
table! Strajk taunts and the crowd is on their
feet. He goes to the outside and removes the cover
and rips out the television sets on Paul and Johnny's
table.)
Paul Fisher: What is this psycho
doing! This is our table!
(Johnny Manning and Paul Fisher
take cover to the side. Strajk then pulls out a
ladder as the fans begin to go wild! In the ring,
Bane finally gets up, but Dogmantos gives him the
Impact! Strajk sets up the ladder near the
announce tables. Strajk taunts and Eric gets on
the middle rope to yell back. Strajk gets on the
apron and gets in Eric's face. Strajk then jumps
up and hits a hurricanrana from the ring to the
outside!)
Johnny Manning: Some more great
agility by this man!
(Strajk puts Eric Angle on the
other announcer's table. He climbs up. He
gets Eric set for a jacknife powerbomb, and
taunts. Dogmantos hurries up, gets out of the ring
and helps Eric down. Dogmantos then suplexes
Strajk off of the table. Eric puts two steel
chairs on either side of the table and has them
opened. Eric then gives Strajk the Hawk!)
Paul Fisher: This guy studies
tape so much, he's even learned the other superstar's
moves!
(Eric taunts and the crowd has a
mixed reaction. Strajk is then laid out across the
two chairs on the announce table. Dogmantos lights
the announcer's table. Suddenly the lights go out
once again. All you can see is Strajk because of
the flames. Someone is holding a torch and
climbing the ladder! At the top of the ladder, the
torch is set down. All of the sudden, you hear a
crack and Strajk has been through the flaming
table! The crew quickly uses a fire extinguisher
to help out the two men. The lights turn back on
and we see ":Deadly" Mike Deverow!)
Paul Fisher: It's Mike
Deverow! DMD is back! That was
impressive!
Johnny Manning: That was
impressive, and now Strajk is eliminated! We're
going to have a new champion! Also, I'm just
getting word, that in the only other 6 man 5 fall brawl,
the Champion was also the second eliminated.
Paul Fisher: Strajk may complain
that someone in the match didn't put him through, but
the rules clearly state, that the first man going
through a flaming table in this match will be
eliminated.
(DMD escapes through the
crowd. Eric and Dogmantos look confused but they
don't seem to care.)
Eliminated 2nd:
Strajk
3rd Fall: Over The Top
Rope
Johnny Manning: The
following fall is over the top rope, chosen by John
Bane. The bell will ring once everyone gets into
the ring.
(Dogmantos and Eric climb into
the ring and the bell rings. Hazard and Bane are
now up. Hazard runs at Eric and hits a big
boot. Bane hits Dogmantos with a spinning wheel
kick. Hazard and Bane begin to exchange
punches. Hazard gains the upper hand and knocks
Bane down with a huge uppercut. Eric picks up Bane
and gives Bane a belly-to-belly suplex. Dogmantos
delivers some chops to Hazard's chest. The Machine
gets in the ring and double axe handle's Dogmantos from
behind. They proceed to give Dogmantos a double
two man powerbomb!)
Johnny Manning: This isn't
looking good for Dogmantos!
(The two men stomp on Dogmantos
and he rolls out of the ring!)
Johnny Manning: Dogmantos has
been eliminated!
Paul Fisher: What are you talking
about? It's an over the top rope match. Did
Dogmantos go over the top rope, I don't think so.
(Paul Fisher runs and talks to
the ref. The ref nods yes, and Dogmantos is helped
back into the ring. The fans boo. Dogmantos
gets in, and immediately, The Machine tries to put
Dogmantos over, but Eric grabs him from behind, and hits
a huge release German suplex. Dogmantos turns
around, and gets the Hammer!)
Johnny Manning: My god, it's the
Hammer to Angle! Hazard's been wanting to do that
for a long time!
(Hazard turns around and Bane
goes for a spinning wheel kick, but Hazard catches it,
spins bane around and delivers a huge power
clothesline! Hazard puts Bane up on the
turnbuckle. He sets up for a jacknife powerbomb
off the turnbuckle to the outside. He tries, but
Bane punches him. Bane then calls for a
frankensteiner to the outside! He goes for it, but
Hazard hooks his legs between the buckle and the post
and Bane hits the ground!)
Paul fisher: Bane is out!
No more Old School! (cheers)
(Bane looks confused, and
snaps. He climbs back up, and hits the Bane
Against Humanity to Hazard from the turnbuckle to the
outside!)
Johnny Manning: My god!
What a move!
Eliminated 3rd: John
Bane
4th Fall: Hardcore Cage
Match
(The cage is being lowered and
several referees throw some hardcore objects into the
ring. One ladder, 3 tables, one kendo stick, one
2x4, 4 steel chairs, one piece of sheet metal, a
sledgehammer, a shopping cart and two trash cans with
lids are put into the ring for this match.
Dogmantos gets from under the ring another piece of
plexiglass and puts that into the ring. The cage
gets lowered and the refs secure it after Dogmantos,
Eric and Hazard get in (Hazard is helped in
slowly). The ref lets the other three superstars
know that they'll have to climb the cage from the
outside if they want in.)
Johnny Manning: Now we are just
about set for the 4th fall, a hardcore cage
match.
Paul Fisher: Eric Angle and
Dogmantos were right! They will have to fight as
the final two. All they'll have to do is defeat
Hazard by double teaming him! This is a great
night!
(Three men are very groggy, but
the bell rings. Eric and Dogmantos quickly kick
Hazard, and try to climb the cage quickly.)
Paul Fisher: Smart men!
Hazard can't go after both of them.
(Eric starts to climb the
opposite side of Dogmantos. Hazard quickly goes
after Eric. Eric gets to the top and turns over to
climb down, but he is face to face with Hazard.
Hazard hits a superplex off the cage to the mat!
On the other side, Dogmantos is up, when Bane reaches
the top of the outside. Bane grabs Dogmantos's
head and delivers a tornado DDT back into the
cage!)
Johnny Manning: Two amazing moves
in a row! Looks like Eric Angle and Dogmantos's
plan backfired!
(Hazard is still feeling the
effects from Bane and he is down near Angle.
Dogmantos slowly gets up and Bane dropkicks him.
Angle and Hazard gets up at nearly the same time.
Eric nails Hazard with a chair, then drops it and
taunts, not realizing it had no effect. Hazard
turns Eric around, and hits a choke toss.)
Johnny Manning: The Bane
Driver! It's the Bane Driver!
(Bane gives Dogmantos the Bane
Driver. Bane then sets up a table. He puts
another table on top of it. He puts a table right
next to the double stack of tables. Bane drags
Dogmantos up the tables. Hazard whips Eric, but
Eric counters. Hazard bounces off the ropes and
Eric hits a samoan drop! Bane calls for an
Inverted DDT, but Dogmantos counters, Northern Lights
Release Suplexing Bane off of the stack of tables!
Dogmantos taunts. Out of nowhere, Strajk dives off
the cage, gives Dogmantos a diving hurricanrana off the
double stack through the single table!)
Johnny Manning: Strajk is
back! And he just destroyed The
Dogman!
Paul Fisher: Shouldn't he be
chasing after DMD? Get him out of here!
Johnny Manning: He's
allowed to stay! It's in the rules!
(Strajk gets up and the fans go
absolutely wild. He stomps on Dogmantos.
Strajk sets up the two steel chairs, and places the
glass across them. Eric and Hazard fight again,
and Eric receives a big boot. Strajk sizes up
Hazard as the fans go nuts. Strajk gives Hazard
The Hawk through the glass!)
Johnny manning: No way!
That isn't possible! Right through the
glass! He just lifted a
man twice his size! This can't be
happening!
Paul Fisher: Calm buddy!
(Bane gets up. Eric also
gets up and is bleeding heavily from the head. He
picks up a steel chair and clocks Strajk with it!
Strajk falls hard as you here the shot echo through the
building. Eric hits Strajk again with the chair
while he's on the ground. Bane spears Eric!
Bane begins to pound on Eric with some strong right
hands. Bane gets up and taunts. Bane then picks up a
steel chair. He nails Eric over the head with it. Eric
gets up slowly. Ericslam to Eric by
Bane!!!)
Johnny manning: The Ericslam to
Eric! How embarrassing!
Paul Fisher: Bane will be
embarrassed when Eric is the new champion!
(Bane taunts the crowd. All the
sudden we see a bloody Dogmantos climbing the cage!
Strajk is up and chases after him. They climb very
slowly. Dogmantos gets to the other side and begins to
climb down! Strajk grabs Dogmantos. He sets up to
superplex him off the cage. Dogmantos holds on tightly
and won't go over! Strajk then decides to hit a sunset
flip powerbomb off the cage to the
outside!)
Johnny manning: What a move by
this agile man. Great move by Strajk!
Paul Fisher: Nonetheless,
Dogmantos has made it to the final!
(Strajk and Dogmantos are down on
the outside. In the ring, Hazard begins to get
up. He grabs Bane by the throat. Bane tries
to hit Hazard with the steel chair, but Hazard punches
it out of his hand! Hazard hits a powerbomb on
Bane! Hazard taunts. Bane looks to be out cold.
Hazard stands on some chairs, helping him climb onto the
double stack of tables. He drags Bane up.
Hazard places a trash can and a chair on Bane, who is laid
on the double table stack. Hazard signals up
the cage.)
Johnny Manning; Hazard is going
up top!
Paul Fisher: What is he
thinking? He can't fly!
(Eric is up! He lowblows
Hazard with a kendo stick! Hazard falls off the
double stack. Eric quickly begins to climb the
cage. Hazard gets up. He follows Eric up the
cage. Eric reaches the top. He looks at
Hazard, who is struggling to get up the cage. He
laughs, then holds his arms up in the air. He
begins to climb down the other side)
Paul Fisher: Eric and Dogmantos
are in the final!!
(Out of nowhere, a huge hand
grabs Eric's throat. It's Hazard! Hazard
climbed while Eric was busy taunting! The big man
pulls Eric up. Hazard points down to the double
stack of tables. The fans cheer loudly.)
Johnny manning: MY GOD THE
POWER!! CHOKESLAM TO ERIC, THROUGH THE TRASH CAN,
THROUGH THE STEEL CHAIR ON BANE'S CHEST, THROUGH BANE,
THROUGH THE TWO TABLES!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE
IT!!!
Paul Fisher: Oh shit! Poor
Angle!
(Hazard slits his throat and
climbs down)
Johnny Manning: Eric Angle has
been eliminated!
Paul Fisher: (looks
shocked) I have just lost a lot of
money...
Eliminated fourth: Eric
Angle
Fifth and final Fall:
Explosion Match
Johnny Manning: It's Hazard vs.
Dogmantos in the final at WOTC!!!
Paul Fisher: It's a little to
obvious who's going to win here!
Dogmantos!!! (Begins his own Dogman
chant)
(The cage is being lifted.
The explosives are being set in place.)
Johnny Manning: Apparently, the
explosives are hooked up to some fireworks, and it'll be
quite a show when the winner is crowned new XWWL
Heavyweight Champion.
Paul Fisher: Fireworks will go
off, when The Dogman wins in his own
country!!!
(While the referees prepare the
explosives, Strajk and Dogmantos get up. They
slowly exchange punches. Then, The Machine comes
and grabs them both by the throat. The both gives
him shots to the ribs. Strajk and Dogmantos give
the big man a two man suplex! Strajk then
clotheslines The Dogman down to the floor. The
Machine gets up and Strajk hits the Hawk!!!)
Johnny Manning: My god!
First earlier a Hawk to Hazard, and now one to The
Machine? This guy is amazing.
Paul Fisher: Too bad he won't be
leaving with the title!
(Strajk turns around, and walk
right into the Impact! Dogmantos enters the ring and he
and Hazard are standing face to face. They stare
down each other as the bell rings. The final fall
has begun!!! They exchange punches and the crowd
has come to life. A "Hazard" chant has started.
With the crowd behind him, Hazard gains the upper
hand. He grabs The Dogman by the throat and
chokeslams him as the crowd goes absolutely
wild.)
Johnny Manning: The crowd is in Hazard's
corner, and they might just help him win!
What a chokeslam!
Paul Fisher: The crowd does
nothing. Ever since The Dogman abandoned them,
he's done so much better!
Johnny manning: It doesn't look
good for him now!
(Hazard gets a table and a ladder
from under the ring. Then he sets it up over one
of the explosives. Hazard drags Dogmantos up the
ladder. He has him set for the jacknife and points
down as the crowd goes wild. Out of nowhere...low
blow to Hazard, then...)
Paul Fisher: THE IMPACT!!!
OFF THE LADDER THROUGH THE TABLES INTO THE
EXPLOSIVE!!! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!
Johnny manning: No!
Paul Fisher: What?
Johnny Manning: No! This
cant be happening, this asshole doesn't deserve
it!
(Hazard crashes down and the
explosives trigger off fireworks. Dogmantos gets
up and is handed his new title. He collapses,
hugging. The fans boo Dogmantos, but then the boos
turn to cheers, as the crowd sees what hell these 6 men
went through to entertain, and for the love of being the
champion. The camera hovers around the 6 men, who
are all down and the event ends.)
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