WHAT WE REALLY NEED TO SURVIVE THAT SCIENTISTS WONT TELL US
	1. We need tape. U know tape holds the world together and without it we are lost. 2. Toilet Plungers are a must. without them we will lose our dignity and in turn lose our Sanity. A chain reaction follows. 3. Barney. The creator of imagination. He's god in disguise. without imagination our world wouldn't be. 4. The trash man is a modern hero. if he didn't come every thursday to take the trash to those trash places where trash is made into rubber dog shit we would be lost. Hats off to him. 5. Door Handles are a must. Without them we'd have no privacy and all those noisey ass fucking bastards will know your shit. No fucking privacy. Without door handles u can kiss your ass goodbye. so these are the 5 keys to survival. so screw what those damn scientists say. don't listen to that bullshit. if u have all these 5 u know that u are living well.