2. use your mastercard to pay your visa.
3. pop some pocorn wiothout putting the lid.
4. when someone says, "have a nice day" tell them u have other plans.
5. find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
6. forget the Diet center and send yourself a candygram.
7. make a list of things that you've already done.
8. dance naked in front of your pets.
9. put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send them off to preschool as if nothing was wrong.
10. retaliate for tac woes by filling out your tax forms with roman numerals.
11. tattoo "out to lunch" on your forehead.
12. tape pictures of your friends on watermelons and launch them from high places.
13. scan through National Geographic and draw underwear on the natives.
14. go shopping. buy everything. sweat in it. return it the next day.
15. buy a subscription to Sleeziod Weekly and send it to your best friends girlfriend.
16. pay your electric bill with pennies.
17. drive to work in reverse.
18. relax by mentally reflecting on your favorite episode of the Flintstones during that important finance meeting.
19. sit naked on a shelled hard-boiled egg.
20. read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
21. start a nasty rumor and see if u can recognize it when it comes back to u.
22. bill your doctor for the time spent in their waiting room.
23. write a short story using alphabet soup.
24. stare at people through the lines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
25. make up a language and ask people for directions.